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| OWEN, The Man, The Myth, The Legend | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| OWEN'S FIRST STEPS | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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From a young age OWEN knew he was different. Here is a picture from the famous Hewitson family album. By the tender age of 1 and a 1/2 he had already matered the basics of quantum physics. His parents unaware of their son's differentness didn't send him to the Stalin School Of Leadership Like the great leaders of our time, ie Tony Blair,good old Sadaam and ofcourse Gorbachov. However this didn't stop our young hero. He mastered playground politics with ease and developed what he called the "nah nah nah nah nah" technique, to be later made famous by the French. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| OWEN Saw A Sign | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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One day as he was walking in down town Ipswich, our great leader looked down at his feet. FREUD had left him a sacred sign and OWEN stood apon it in wonder. "Ha ha, It is a sign from FREUD" he said "I will be great as it has been written" The heavens opened and a great beam of light fell on to him and the angels sang (well, wept would be a more accurate term) | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| The Apperance Of WADE(Duh Duh Der!) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
On a dark day a vile piece of dust caused our hero to sneeze. He sneezed into a hanky. How could he know what was about to become. The hanky was struck by a passing Guiness truck and was magically turned into a evil arch enemy. | WADE was born (more like hatched). he stretched and stood up. By the side of the road was abandoned Voltswagon Beatle. he stepped into it and it magically worked again. But then, oh cruel fate he looked in the wing mirror. This so mentally scared him that he vowed to get vengence on OWEN for his bad hair and face. (see picture on the left) In September OWEN started High school in which he would meet his HIGH PREISTESSES. he stepped nervously into the classroom. Behold he saw in the corner, the ALL MIGHTY MOTHER. Alarm bells rang. how could such a beauty be in such a scum hole like this. He fell in love. WADE however saw this display and vowed to steal away the thing he valued most- THE ALL MIGHTY MOTHER. To this day the saga continues. WADE however
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