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Kal's
Canadian Cave of Coolness
And
remember:
"I shall miss the sea.
But a person needs new experiences. They jar something
deep inside us...allowing
it to grow. Without change, something sleeps inside
us...and seldom awakens.
The Sleeper must awaken!"
The Litany
Against Fear
I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer. Fear is the little death that
brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass
over me and through me.
And when it is gone past
me I will turn to see fear's path. Where the fear has gone
there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
-Frank Herbert (Dune)
CHANNELS
OF INTEREST
(TV images
created once again by Brunnen-G)
"Desflagrate
muri tempi et intervalia"
"Burn Down the Walls of
Time and Space"
(Goliath activating the
Phoenix Gate)
If I was a cartoon...then
Neville I would be...
.
My graduation picture
(just to show you all how much I have fallen and how much hair
I have lost) and my favorite
picture which looks like it was taken during WWII
and maybe it was...but
I have said too much already!
"THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH...BUT
IT IS SUCH A PERFECT PLACE TO START, MY LOVE"
-Shirley Manson (Garbage)
GUEST
BOOK
Read it! Sign it! Let
me know you've been here!
Contact me on ICQ # 20702155
NOTABLE
AND QUOTABLE
"I may be mad, I may be blind, I may be viscously unkind,but I still read
what you're thinking." -Annie Lennox
"Zephyr in the sky at night
I wonder,do my tears of mourning,sink
beneath the sun" -Madonna
(Ray of Light)
"He's a good teacher..really seems to care. About WHAT I have no idea." -ThorntonMelon/RodneyDangerfield (Back to School)
"You will be known as Usul,
which is the strength
at the base of the pillar."
-Stilgar (Dune)
"I couldn't fix your brakes
so I made your horn louder."
-Steven Wright
"Don't try to find
the answer when there is no question here,
brother let your heart
be wounded and give no mercy
to your fear" -Live
- (Run to the Water)
"I know...I am quite fertile."
-Kelly
"Roooooll that beautiful
bean footage"
-Duke (Bush's Baked Beans
commercial)
"Are you saying.... you
want a piece of me?"
- Frank Costanza/Jerry
Stiller - (Seinfeld)
"As God as my witness...I
thought turkeys could fly."
-Arthur Carlson/Gordon
Jump - (WKRP in Cincinnati)
"From some other planet
I get this funky high off a yellow sun."
- Matchbox 20
"The only good human...is
a DEAD human!"
-General Urus (Planet
of the Apes)
"Buddy, if that did it
for me I would be the luckiest man in the world."
-Jack Nicholson (As Good
As It Gets)
"You wanted to tussle?
We TUSSLED!!"
- Jennifer Lopez (Out
of Sight)
"I try to say good-bye
and I choke, try to walk away and
I stumble, though I try
to hide it, its clear,my world
crumbles when you are
not near." - Marcy Gray
"Everything I take in faith,
betrays me."
-Kelly Pals
"HEY! You stole my Jesus
fish!"
-Puddy (Seinfeld)
"Is that Dad?" - Bart Simpson
"Either that or
Batman has really let
himself go." -Lisa Simpson
"Depression is merely anger
without enthusiasm."
- Steven Wright
"Carmine said ONE boy..here
there are TWO...
Carmine said ONE...here
is TWO!" -John Cassevettes
"Sam, can I tell you something
else? Sometimes if you want
to catch the wild monkey...you
got to climb the TREE!" - Bubby
"Sir... Just drop the Chulupa!
Put it down and back away!"
"Sir, drop the Chulupa!"
- Tacco Bell Commercial
"Calbin with a cat! Calbin
with a cat!"
Emily Mireault as Emily
Mireault
"Homer, he prefers the
company of men!"- Marge Simpson
"Well who DOESN'T????"
- Homer Simpson
"Is that a picture of Mussolini?"
Matthew Broderick
"Well it ain't Tony Bennet!"
Marlon Brando
"Trust in Allah, but tie
up your camel." - Sinbad
- John Phillip Law - (Golden
Voyage of Sinbad)
"The clock is another demon
that devours our time in Eden"
- 10,000 Maniacs (Our
Time In Eden)
"The President is missing"-
Bob Hauk
"The President of what?"
- Snake Plisken
(Escape From New York)
"We are not afforded the
luxury of choosing the woman we fall in love with."
-General Martok on the
path to Kalhya
"Hello. My name is Indiago
Montoya...you killed my father...prepare to die."
Manny Pitankin (Princess
Bride)
"Be careful Senorita...there
are dangerous men about."
-Zorro - Antonio Banderas
(Mask of Zorro)
"24 hours in a day...24
beers in a case...coincidence?"
- Steven Wright
"You are like my yo-yo,
that glowed in the dark...
what made it special,
made it dangerous." -Kate Bush
"The sea was ANGRY that
day my friends!"
- George Costanza/Jason
Alexander- (Seinfeld)
"You probably already got whats killing you." - Adam Mireault
"Till your deepest secrets
are known to me I will not be moved"
- Live - Run to the Water
"San Francisky? Did you
drive and did you flew?"
- Sid Dithers/Eugene Levy
- (SCTV)
"Crash and burn, all the
stars explode tonight. How'd
you get so desperate,
how'd you stay alive?" - Hole
"When Brian Boitano traveled
through time to the year
3010, he fought the evil
robot kings and saved the earth
again" - South Park Movie
"Make your peace with GOD
A.J.!!!!"
- Harry Stamper/Bruce
Willis - (Armageddon)
"Who are you?" - criminal
scumbag
"I'm BATMAN." - Batman/Michael
Keaton - (Batman)
"And the monkey flips the
switch."
- Major West/Matt Leblanc
(Lost in Space)
"Shucks! And I thought
termites only et wood."
- Huckleberry Hound
"Do you know what you have
done? You have taken one of the great
woman of this world and
thrown her away. I lost her too but I'll get over
it because I am SHALLOW
and SELF CENTERED but you WON'T because
you are COMPLEX!"
Maestro - (Money Pit)
"He can't help ya...But
I'll be your Huckleberry."
- Doc Holiday /Val Kilmer
- (Thombstone)
"The trick is to keep breathing" - Garbage (Shirley Manson)
"If I should lose
my mind would you still call me Superman?"
-Three Doors Down
"When I was King
I made you Pope"..."When I was Pope I made you King"..
"I love you my King"..."I
love you my Pope"..."I love you BOTH! BUT I LOVE
ENGLAND MORE..THAT IS
WHY I AM.. KING OF THE POPES!!!!!!" - SCTV
"I don't know if
you have ever had someone trying to kill you
...but its a really weird
feeling." - Tom Petty
"I almost had a psychic
girlfriend but she left me before we met."
- Steven Wright
"How's it gonna be
when you find out there is nothing between you and me?
Cause I don't
care hows it gonna be." -Third Eye Blind
"Scott my boy." "I
got a whole bag of SHUSH with your name on it"
Dr. Evil /Mike
Meyers (Austin Powers)
"The skin is the
best part of the chicken." "I have more people
after me than were after
the Nazis" - Kelly Pals
"Its a Puma!" Jamie Buckman (Helen Hunt)
DISHONORABLE MENTION
- Any song with the following line in it...
"Put you hands in the
air...and wave em like you just don't care."
Viking
Lament
" Lo there
do I see my father. Lo there do I see my mother
and my sisters
and my brothers. Lo there do I see the line of
my people
back to the beginning. Lo, they do call to me. They
bid me take
my place among them. In the halls of Valhalla
where the
brave may live forever. (13th Warrior)
