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FULLNAME?
Calvin
NICKNAME(S)?
Cal, Kal, Ka'el, Mr. H,
Monkey Boy
BIRTHPLACE?
St. Bonifac Manitoba
WEBSITE?
FAVORITE SALAD DRESSING?
Blue Cheese
FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Pistachio with chocolate
chips
FUTURE CAREER GOALS?
Permanent, full time teaching
position. Graphic
Novelist and Storyteller.
PROBABLE CAREER?
Selling ladies shoes at
Sears
FAVORITE FOOD?
Seafood soup, mushroom pizza,
steak, chinese food, french fries Pop Tarts, Berries.
FAVORITE DRINK? (Non-alcoholic)
Pepsi or Hawaian Punch
FAVORITE SCHOOL SUBJECT?
Language Arts, Social and
Drama
FAVORITE SCHOOL ACTIVITY?
Field Trips (as a student)
Staff Meetings (as an adult)
LEAST FAVORITE SCHOOL
SUBJECT?
The Hated Math
LEAST FAVORITE SCHOOL
ACTIVITY?
Religion Class and Assemblies
WHAT DO YOU LIKE MOST
ABOUT YOUR TOWN?
It is small and beautiful
like a park.
WHAT DO YOU LIKE LEAST
ABOUT YOUR TOWN?
Too many people are finding
that out.
GREATEST ADVENTURE?
Hopped a freight train from
Shilo to Winnepeg.
MOST ROMANTIC MOMENT?
Walking in the snow with
Tara Crandall.
HOW MANY PILLOWS?
Never Enough
PETS?
Two Kitties - Tango and
Stinky
THREE FAVORITE MOVIES?
(THIS YEAR)
Mask of Zorro, Mulan, Saving
Private Ryan
THREE FAVORITE MOVIES?
(ALL TIME)
*Go HERE
to see more about my favorite movies of all time.
Hoosiers, Rudy, Stand and
Deliver, Ice Station Zebra, Where Eagles Dare
THREE FAVORITE TV SHOWS?
(THIS YEAR)
Oz, Earth Final Conflict,
Frasier, NYPD Blue, South Park, Daria, Everybody Loves Raymond, King of
Queens, Dr. Katz, Friends, DS9, Just Shoot Me, Seventh Heaven, Buffy, Dawson's
Creek, 7 Days, Unhappily Ever After, Iron Chef.
THREE FAVORITE TV SHOWS?
(ALL TIME)
WKRP in Cincinatti, MASH,
Barney Miller, The Prisoner (McGoogan makin trouble) Star Trek (all versions),
I Dream of Jeannie, Simpsons, Old Twilight Zone.
LEAST FAVORITE
TV SHOWS
Shows so bad that you actually
watch them more than you would EVER care to admit. You know all the characters
and for some reason these shows hypnotize you when they are on. Kinda freaky
if you think about it too much. - Full House (YIKES)
THREE FAVORITE SONGS?
(ALL TIME)
Drove All Night - Roy Orbison
Constant Craving - k.d.
Lang
Time of the Season - Zombies
Magic Carpet Ride - Steppenwolf
THREE FAVORITE ALBUMS
OR CDs?
Currently - Garbage
Version 2.0
Mathew Good Band - Underdogs
Smiths - Louder Than Bombs
John Mellancamp - Uh Huh
Our Time in Eden- 10,000
Maniacs
Eurythmics - Greatest Hits
THREE FAVORITE MUSIC
VIDEOS?
Right Now - Van Halen
Really cool one by Tool
(?)
Stay - U2
My Addiction-
FAVORITE SINGER?
Freddy Mercury of Queen
FAVORITE MUSICAL GROUP?
Garbage (currently) Queen
(all time)
MUSICAL SHAME?
Actually can sing all the
words to ALL the hits of the BEE GEES.
FAVORITE CELEBRITY?
Kelsy Grammar
LEAST FAVORITE CELEBRITY?
The Hated Tori Spelling
or Michael Jackson or Britney Spears (why the boobies????? You had it ALL!
MALE STAR?
Brad Pitt in Legends of
the Fall
Harrison Ford as Han Solo
and Indiana Jones
Sean Connery as James Bond
FEMALE STAR?
Jennifer Connelly in The
Rocketeer
Jenneane Garofalo in Mystery
Men and The Truth About Cat's And Dogs?"
WORD OR PHRASE YOU OVER
USE?
"Too Funny!" "Classic" "Give
It a Rest"
SUPERPOWER YOU WOULD
WANT?
It begins and ends with
TIME TRAVEL or having the powers of the RESURRECTION MAN
BODY PIERCINGS OR TATTOOS?
None but want to peice my
ear with a diamond stud and
get a Superman symbol tatoo.
IF YOU COULD WITNESS
ONE EVENT IN HISTORY WHICH WOULD IT BE AND
WHY WOULD YOU GO THERE?
Birth of Jesus or Man's
First Landing on the Moon
- to see if they really
happened. Plus that whole Planet of the Apes thing.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OTHERS
ADMIRE ABOUT YOU?
My caring nature, my ability
to listen, my boundless energy and enthusiasm
WHAT DO YOU ADMIRE MOST
ABOUT YOURSELF?
Same thing
WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE
ABOUT YOURSELF IF YOU COULD?
I would be an attractive
guy.
IF YOU COULD LIVE ANYWHERE
IN THE WORLD WHERE WOULD YOU GO?
WHY?
The mountains of Western
Canada. But only if I could live in a barn house with satellite TV and
surface to air missiles to deal with intruders or tresspassers.
WHAT WOULD BE YOUR LAST
MEAL? (INCLUDE EVERYTHING)
Seafood Soup, Lobster, Chinese
Food, Pepsi,
Pinapple Dream Squares,
and a Cyclone
WHAT IS YOUR PREFERED
MEATHOD OF EXECUTION?
Shot to the head...Soviet
style.
CUT OFF A TOE OR WATCH
8 HOURS OF 'TOUCHED BY AN ANGEL?'
Cut off TWO toes. And maybe
a finger.
WHAT LIVING PERSON WOULD
YOU MOST LIKE TO HAVE LUNCH WITH?

Stan Lee, the creator of
Spiderman, the Hulk, the X-men,
and so many other great
comic book characters.
WHAT DEAD PERSON WOULD
YOU MOST HAVE LIKED TO HAVE LUCH WITH?
Jack Kirby (master comic
artist) or Leonardo Da Vinci
THREE BOOKS TO TAKE TO
A DESSERT ISLAND?
Dune by Frank Herbert
Watchmen by Dave Gibbons
Godfather by Mario Puzo
Wuthering Heights by Emily
Bronte
THREE PEOPLE YOU KNOW
TO TAKE TO A DESSERT ISLAND?
Leonardo DaVinci, Shirley
Manson, Audrey Hepburn (From My Fair Lady) and of course...Jennie.
THREE WISHES? (NO FAIR
WISHING FOR MORE WISHES)
World Peace
To Be In Love
No more hunger or want
Superpowers - if I can scam
one more wish.
WHAT IS SOMETHING THAT
MAKES YOU UNIQUE?
I have the power to anticipate
when the phone is going to ring about a second before
it does. Sometimes I know
a person will call within a half hour and they do.
SPORT YOU MOST LIKE TO
WATCH?
The Olympic Games (As long
as it is free of that old Nazi
...ooops I mean Fascist...Samarach.),
Fencing, Horse Jumping
SPORT YOU MOST LIKE TO
PARTICIPATE IN?
Fencing or Floor Hockey
or Curling or Bowling
WHAT DO YOU COLLECT?
Action Figures, Comic Books,
Art Books, Music CDs, Computer Stuff, Photographs, picture books,
WHO DO YOU ADMIRE MOST
IN YOUR LIFE?
My Parents- they are kind
and generous with their resources and time.
WHAT HISTORICAL PERIOD
WOULD YOU HAVE LIKED TO LIVE IN?
1700s in France - Musketeer
- Just to be able to carry a sword in public and have the chance to use
it occasionally. WAAAAA HOOOOOOO! But they would need 20th Century plumbing.
FAVORITE MONOPOLY PIECE?
It begins and ends with
the magic hat. (Unless of course you are being ganged up on by cheaters
who can't win fairly...oh yes...K and A...you know who you are!!!) And
on Aug 19/99 I played a game of Monopoly where someone landed on the properties
she owned 90% of the time...it was freakin eirie!!
FAVORITE
BOARD GAMES?
Trouble, Rebound, Battling
Tops, Risk, Monopoly,
SPIRIT ANIMAL?
Black
Panther
FAVORITE ANIMAL?
Domesticated House Cat ("Its
a Puma")
BEST AND WORST PARTS
OF LIVING IN THE FUTURE?
Robots
that will do all the work for us and dispense Pepsi on demand. However,
the worst part will be when these same robots go nuts and turn on humanity.
DO YOU PREFER CATS OR
DOGS?
Definately Cats, dogs are
too needy. Cats RULE. They are familiars who protect my soul. If a cat
loves you then you are pretty cool. They are very particular about us humans.
WHAT WOULD BE YOUR SPICE
GIRL NAME IF YOU WERE IN THE GROUP?
Pepsi Spice - think of all that endorsement money????
DO YOU PREFER COKE OR
PEPSI?
Pepsi, Coke is an evile corporation that is working for the alien invasion
agenda. Go HERE to read about the great Coke Conspiracy. Coke may try to
kill us but Pepsi is pure and good and will SAVE US ALL!
Favorite
cartoon....just funny....