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Please don't sue me. It's not
nice.
I take no credit for anything.
No really, none of it. Not even all those things with my name on them.
You know, there's a funny story
relating to this. You see, my great aunt's cousin by marriage twice-removed
had a friend whose daughter...
Here's the deal: all things
in life are either illegal, immoral, fattening, or owned by Chris Carter
and the FOX network.
Yes, that's right, I own them.
And if you'll excuse me, I have two wishes remaining...
Yadda yadda yadda...
Um... you can't sue minors,
can you?
The truth is out there. So :-P
Statistically, the chance of
a FOX lawyer stumbling upon this site is about one in a thousand... but
then again, what were the statistics on Flight 549 crashing in Max?
All Characters copyright of
TenThirteen Productions and Chris Carter. No infringement intended on any
part... go ahead, take me to court... I'm using the insanity defence...
heh, heh, heh...
All Characters copyright of
TenThirteen Productions and Chris Carter. No infringement intended on any
part...I like being poor, really...
Disclaimers, schmisclaimers.
CC owns 'em and I don't.
Don't sue me.
Only those who remain nameless
belong to me...I think you probably know who the Scullys and the Mulders
belong to.
just trying to give Mulder and
Scully a life.
HA HA HA!!! I OWN ALL THE CHARECTERS!!!
THEY'RE ALL MINE!!! HA HA HA!
I'm shameless. I don't
own Mulder OR Scully. I stole them. Shhh!! Not so loud. Their rightful
owners, Chris Carter, 10-13 Productions and Fox, aren't even looking for
them. I substituted some cheap clones for the real things - I'm very cunning.
insert witty remark to the effect
that Mulder and Scully are the property of 1013/Fox/Chris Carter here
Ok, everyone, let's all sing
to the tune of Old MacDonald, shall we? Old Chris Carter had a pair, ee
eye ee eye oh! But But Old Chris Carter he was mean, ee eye ee eye
oh! So I took them here, and I took them there, Scully here, Mulder
there, everywhere a `shipper... So you know I don't own them, ee eye ee
eye oh! (You soooo did not want to hear me sing that!)
Don't own 'em, I'm too broke
to. Rumor has it they belong to CC, 1013 and Fox.
I don't own anything on or near
the X-files. The Characters, ep's, scenery, props, and several very large
lawyers all belong to Fox, 1013, and the incredible Mr Chris Carter.
All herein belong to Chris Carter,
1013 and FOX. I don't own them, never will. What they do is what I wish
they would on tv, but never will. Allow us this one refuge CC...we thank
you...
I know this is a big shocker,
but these characters don't belong to me. They do however belong to CC,
FOX, and 1013 productions.
I own nothing! The X-Files,
Dana Scully, Fox Mulder, their apartments, cell phones, hair styles and
kitchen appliances belong to the ingenious Chris Carter, 10-13 Productions,
and Fox and probably some other people too--like DD and GA--but they do
not belong to me, *sigh*.
<blinks in surprise> I *don't*
own Mulder and Scully?
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