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Mulder: I just don't want you to think that you have to hide anything from me.dontknowhat2believe.wav
Scully: I don't know what to believe.dontknowhow2respond.wav - Leonard Betts
Scully: Mulder, I - I don't even know how to respond to that...dontwannawrestle.wav - Detour
Mulder: I don't wanna wrestle.drinkandrive.wav - Synchrony
Mulder: You see what happens when you drink and drive?drugged.wav - Bad Blood
Mulder: I was drugged!ears.wav - Triangle
Frohike: The walls have ears.
Scully: I have ears. Will you tell me what's going on?extraterrestrials.wav - pilot
Mulder: Do you believe in the existence of extraterrestrials?
Scully: Logically, I would have to say no...eyesouthere.wav - Unrequited
Skinner: Alright, you're my eyes out there, talk to me. Positions report.F---B---I.wav - Small Potatoes
Eddie (as Mulder): FBI. F.... B... Ifbiwoman.wav - Redux
Mulder: Keep going FBI woman.fieldreport.wav - Deep Throat
Scully: Yeah, this is gonna look real good on my field report!findouteverything.wav- Paper Hearts
Scully: But on the net Mulder, he can find out almost everything about you.firstmeeting.wav - pilot
Scully: Agent Mulder? I'm Dana Scully. I've been assigned to work with you.
Mulder: Oh, isn't it so nice to be suddenly so highly regarded. So, how'd you tick off to get stuck with this detail, Scully?
Scully: Actually, I'm looking forward to working with you. I've heard a lot about you.
Mulder: Oh really? I was under the impression that you were sent to spy on me.
Scully: If you have any doubt about my qualifications or credentials, you're -
Mulder: You're a medical doctor, you teach at the academy, you did your undergraduate degree in physics; Einstein's Twin Paradox: A new interpretation. Dana Scully senior thesis. Now that's a credential, rewriting Einstein.
Scully: Did you bother to read it?
Mulder: I did! I liked it. It's just that in most of my work the laws of physics rarely seem to apply.flower.wav - Fire
Scully: Mulder, you just keep unfolding like a flower.foundbleepingufo.wav - Jose Chung's ...
Scully: That was Detective Manners. He said they just found your bleeping UFO.from simpsons.wav - The Simpsons
Mulder: Agents Mulder and Scully. FBI.frosty.wav - Synchrony
Mulder: The security officer, who's now in the morgue, has a body temperature a little south of Frosty the Snowman.fulldenial.wav - Shadows
Mulder: I'd say you people already suffer from full denial.funkypoaching.wav - Memento Mori
Mulder: Well pick up something black and sexy and prepare to do some funky poaching.furniturecovered.zip - How the Ghosts Stole Christmas
Scully: And you don't live here! This isn't your house.
Lyda: You wouldn't think so, the way I'm being treated.
Scully: Well, then why is all the furniture covered?!?
Lyda: We're having the house painted.
Scully: Well then, where's your Christmas tree?!?
Lyda: We're Jewish. Boo!furnituretower.wav - Detour
Mulder: I'll be back soon and we can build a tower of furniture, k?g-woman.wav - Pusher
Mulder: Let's go, G-Womangangly.wav - How the Ghosts Stole Christmas
Scully: I got stuck in this room looking for my partner.
Lyda: Oh, the... uh, gangly fellow with the distinguished profile?gethome.wav - How the Ghosts Stole Christmas
Scully: Look, I really have to get home.getplayboychannel.wav - Pusher
Mulder: You think I get the playboy channel?gibsonebe.zip - The Beginning
Mulder: So if that were true, it would mean that Gibson is in some part extraterrestrial.
Scully: It would mean that all of us are.gifts.zip - How the Ghosts Stole Christmas
Scully: Well, maybe I did want to be out there with you.
Mulder: I'd always said that we weren't going to exchange gifts, but I... uh... got you a lil something.
Scully: Mulder...
Mulder: Merry Christmas.
Scully: Well, I got you a little something too.girlyscream.wav - Jose Chung's...
Mulder issues a girly screamhalloween.wav - pilot
Mulder: Ah, you've gotta love this place. Every day's like halloween.headless.wav - Leonard Betts
Scully: You're not suggesting a headless body kicked it's way out of a latched morgue freezer, are you?helpmescully.wav - Paper Hearts
Mulder: Help me, Scully.heretohelpu.wav - Wetwired
Mulder: I'm here to help you Scully.hernameisbambi.zip - WOTC
Mulder: Bambi also has this theory I've never come across.
Scully: Who?
Mulder: Dr Berenbaum. Anyway, her theory is-
Scully: Her name is Bambi?
Mulder: Yeah, both here parents were naturalists. Her theory is that UFOs are actually nocturnal insect swarms.
Scully: Her name is Bambi?hesitant2speculate.wav - Tempus Fugit
Mulder: I'm hesitant to speculate.homewrecker.wav - Dreamland
Joanne: Homewrecker!honest.wav - Elegy
Mulder: Why can't you be honest with me?hopethatstruth.wav - Elegy
Mulder: I hope that's the truth.iknowthesethings.wav - Detour
Mulder: I know these things.iloveyou.wav - Triangle
Mulder: I love you.imadethis.wav
Well, the name says it all, doesn't it?imback.wav - Firewalker
Scully: I'm back, and I'm not going anywhere.imnotgoing2getired.wav - Detour
Scully: I'm not going to get tired.imok.wav - Herrenvolk
Mulder: I also need you to know that I'm okay, Scully.infiniteuniverses.zip - Synchrony
Mulder: Although multi dimensionalities suggest infinite outcomes in an infinite number of universes, each universe can produce only one outcome.inoticedthat.wav - Bad Blood
Scully: Bu-But he was dead.
Mulder: I noticed that.
Scully: With a stake though his heart.
Mulder: I noticed that too.inyourdreams.zip - Triangle
Mulder: I would have never seen you again, but you believed me.
Scully: In your dreams. Mulder, I want you to close your eyes, and say to yourself: There's no place like home.
Mulder: Hey, Scully?
Scully: Yes?
- long pause -
Mulder: I love you.
Scully: Oh brother...iwantsomeanswers.wav - Zero Sum
Skinner: What do you want, Agent Mulder?
Mulder: I want some answers.jeremiahwasabullfrog.zip - Detour
Scully sings 'Joy to the World'johngillnitz.zip - Dreamland 2
Morris Fletcher: There is no Suddam Hussein. This guy's name is John Gillnitz. We found him doing dinner theatre in Tulsa. He did a mean King and I. Plays good ethnics.justhere.wav - Small Potatoes
Mulder: I was just here... where did I go?killmenow.wav - Detour
Mulder: Kill me now.kissmyass.wav - Paper Clip
Skinner: This is where you pucker up and kiss my ass!kisssodamnugly.zip - Dreamland 2
Scully: The son of a bitch confesses to Kersch even more than I do to my priest. I'm just tagging along for the ride.
Mulder: What do you mean, just tagging along?
Scully: I'm out of the bureau. I've been censured and relieved of my position.
Mulder: No, you can explain it to them like you explained it to me. We've got the data. You can get your job back.
Scully: I'd kiss you if you weren't so damn ugly.lawyers.wav - Tunguska
Scully: It is my experience that lawyers ask the wrong question only when they don't want the right answer.letmesaveu.wav - Redux
Scully: If I can save you, let me.lever4clearance.wav - Redux
Mulder: Level four clearance... that means I get to dine at the officer's club?littlegraymen.zip - Squeeze
Scully: Uh, Fox Mulder - Tom Colton.
Colton: So Mulder, what do you think? Does this look like the work of little green men?
Mulder: Gray.
Colton: Excuse me?
Mulder: Gray. You said green men. The reticulan skin tone is actually gray. Tey're notiorious for their extraction of human livers, due to an iron depletion in the Reticulan galaxy.
Colton: You can't be serious?
Mulder: Do you have any idea what live and onions go for in Reticula? Excuse me.littlelegs.wav - Bad Blood
Mulder: C'mon Scully, get those little legs moving, c'mon.littleweasel.zip - Triangle
1939Scully: This man has no answers! You're killing innocent people to learn that he knows nothing!
NaziSpender: Shut up! Shut up and move away!
1939Scully: Listen to me, you little weasel...looking4.wav - Bad Blood
Scully: What am I even looking for?
Mulder: [pause] I don't know.lotsofiles.wav - Paper Clip
Mulder: Lots of files.
Scully: Lots and lots of files.lovespact.zip - How the Ghosts Stole Christmas
Lyda: I'm assuming you came here with similar misconceptions in mind?
Mulder: We came here looking for you.
Lyda: You didn't come here to... be together for eternity?
Mulder: No.
Lyda: Because you're filled with despair and woeful Christmas melancholy?
Mulder: Why?
Lyda: Maybe it was your partner, then.
Mulder: What about her?
Lyda: You knew this house was haunted.
Mulder: Yeah.
Lyda: Maybe you two should have discussed your real feelings before you came out here. I'm speaking from experience.
Mulder: What experience?
Lyda: I'm not going to get into semantics. A murder-suicide is all about trust.
Mulder: I thought you had a lovers pact.
Lyda: (laughs) Poetic allusions aside, the outcome, Mulder, is pretty much the same.loverspact2.zip - How the Ghosts Stole Christmas
Mulder: Oh, you're trying to tell me that Scully's going to shoot me. Scully is not going to shoot me.
Lyda: Suit yourself. But if you shoot first, the rest is an act of faith.
Mulder: I wouldn't shoot her.
Lyda: Maybe she shoots herself?
Mulder: I wouldn't let her.
Lyda: The bodies under the floor... Maybe that was just some kind of Jungian symbolism. Or maybe... there's a secret lovers pact.
Mulder: We're not lovers.
Lyda: And this isn't a pure science. But you're both ...so attractive and there'll be a lot of time to work that out.lyda.zip - How the Ghosts Stole Christmas
Scully: I don't believe in ghosts.
Lyda: Then what are you doing here?
Scully: It's my partner...
Lyda: He believe in ghosts?
Scully: Yeah...
Lyda: Oh, you poor child. You must lead an awful small life, spending your Christmas eve with him, running around chasing things you don't even believe in.
Scully: Don't come any closer.
Lyda: I can see it in your face: the fear, the conflicting yearnings, the subconscious desire to find fulfilment through another, intimacy though co-dependance.
Scully: What?!
Lyda: Maybe you repress the truth about why you're really here, pretending its out of duty or loyalty, unable to admit your dirty little secret: Your only joy in life is proving him wrong.
Scully: You don't know me!machoman.zip - Syzygy
Mulder: Will you let me drive?
Scully: I'm driving. Why do you always have to drive? Because you're the guy? Because you're the big macho man?
Mulder: No. I was just never sure your little feet could reach the peddles.magicfingers.wav - Bad Blood
Scully: I just put money in the magic fingers!
Mulder: I won't let it go to waste.makechoice.zip - The Beginning
Scully: It comes down to a matter of trust. I guess it always has.
Mulder: You're asking me to make a choice?
Scully: I'm asking you to trust my judgement - to trust me.meninblack.zip - The Beginning
AD: These spacelings, Agent Mulder; they weren't something I saw in Men in Black?
Mulder: I didn't see Men in Black.
AD: Well, it's a damn good movie.millstone.wav - Squeeze
Mulder: Maybe I run into so many people who are hostile just because they can't open there minds to the possibility that sometimes the need to mess with their heads outweighs the millstone of humiliation.misinformation.wav - Shadows
Mulder: I would never lie. I willfully participate in a campaign of misinformaion.moralhighground.wav - Zero Sum
CancerMan: I wouldn't get too comfortable on your moral highground, Mr Skinner.mostunwanted.wav - pilot
Mulder: Sorry, nobody down here but the FBI's most unwanted!mulderrrrr.wav - Anasazi
Scully: Mulderrrrrrrr!newyearsresolution.wav - How the Ghosts Stole Christmas
Scully: I'm not going to do it. My new year's resolution.nicecars.wav - Triangle
Mulder: Let them take you to Germany! They make nice cars.nicepaperweight.wav- Leonard Betts
Mulder: Or you've got yourself a nice paperweight.nicethreads.wav - Bad Blood
Mulder: Nice threads!.nopositiontoquestion.wav - Zero Sum
CancerMan: You're in no position to question the terms of our arrangement.noprocedure.wav - Unrequited
Mulder: You mean there's no procedure outlined for an invisible assassin?normallife.zip - Dreamland
Scully: It's the dim hope of finding that proof that's kept us in this car - or one - or one very much like it - for more nights than I care to remember, driving hundreds, if not thousands, of miles, though neighbourhoods and cities and towns, where people are raising families and buying homes and playing with their kids and their dogs and, in short, living their lives. While we... we... we just keep drivin'.
Mulder: What is your point?
Scully: Don't you ever just want to stop, get out of the damn car, settle down and live something approaching a normal life?
Mulder: This is a normal life.notafraid2die.wav - One Breath
CancerMan: I'm not afraid to die.notallaboutu.wav - Never Again
Scully: Not everything is about you, Mulder.notbelieveufo.wav - Deep Throat
Scully: Just because I can't explain it, doesn't mean I'm going to believe that they were UFOs.notcrazy.wav - Deep Throat
Mulder: I'm not crazy Scully. I have the same doubts as you do.nothuman.wav - pilot
Scully: Distinguishing features include large ocular cavities, oblague cranium, indicate that the subject is not human... could you point that flash away from me, please?
Mulder: If it's not human, what is it???nounruhe.zip - Unruhe
Scully claims that she has no 'unruhe' (german)offbyamillisecond.zip - Dreamland 2
Scully: Mulder, if Mulder, if we were... If we were off... If the event
were off by even one millisecond...
Mulder: I might wind up with my head in a rock.
Scully: Something like that, yeah.officialfbibusiness.wav - Small Potatoes
Eddie (as Mulder): That's official FBI business.ohshi.wav - Bad Blood
Mulder: Oh shi---okobogee.zip - Conduit
Scully: Well, what makes this case more credible that the hundred year old mother with the lizard baby?
Mulder: Because the lizard baby wasn't born anywhere near Lake Okobogee.
Scully: Oka what?
Mulder: 'Bogee. Okobogee.oneinfivebillion.wav - Folie a Deux
Mulder: Scully, you're my... one in five billion.only1itrust.wav - Wetwired
Mulder: Scully, you are the only one I trust.onlyliehere.wav - Gethsemane
Scully: Mulder, the only lie here is the one that you continue to believe.outfit.zip - How The Ghosts Stole Christmas
Scully: You know what's weird?
Mulder: What?
Scully: Mulder, she's wearing my outfit.
Mulder: How embarrasing.
Scully: Yeah, well, you know what? He's weaing yours.pilesmanure.wav - Drive
Scully: Big piles of manure...potato.wav - Humbug
Sheriff Hamilton: May I ask what you're doing?
Mulder: We're exhuming... your potato.prettylittlemind.zip - Dreamland 2
Scully: You don't think that we should follow up on this??
Morris: Are you out of your pretty little mind?!?
Scully: Am I out of my mind? Mulder, you are out of your mind! What is up with you?! I'm thinking of having you examined for mental illness or drug use or... maybe a massive head injury! This is an X-File! Your life's work! Your crusade!
Morris: As I understand it, we're off the X-Files.propogate.wav - Home
Scully: Now, we all have a natural instinct to propogate.
Mulder: Do we?purplerain.wav - El Mundo Gira
Scully: Purple rain?
Mulder: Yeah, great album. Deeply flawed movie.ratbastard.wav - Triangle
Scully: I was... uh... supposed to pick up a delivery from him...
Kersch's secretary: Agent Spender is with Assistant Director Kersch.
Scully: That rat bastard!!refusetobelieve.wav - Gethsemane
Mulder: After all I've seen and experienced, I refuse to believe it's not true.regeneratebodyhead.zip - Detour
Mulder: I was told once that the best way to regenerate body heat is to crawl naked into a sleeping bag with somebody who's already naked.
Scully: Maybe if it rains sleeping bags you'll get lucky.rewritingeinstein.wav - pilot
Mulder: Now that's a credential - rewriting Einstein.
Scully: Did you bother to read it?
Mulder: I did. I did. I liked it. It's just that in most of my work the laws of physics rarely seem to apply.roadmaps.wav - WOTC
Scully: Now where the hell are those roadmaps?!saveass.zip - Triangle
Skinner: Use your head, Scully, it'll save your ass.
Scully: Save your own ass, sir. You'll save your head along with it.savedtheworld.wav - Triangle
Mulder: You saved the world, Scully.
Scully: Yeah, you're right. I did.
Frohike: What kind of drugs is he on?
Langly: I want some.sciencewrong.zip - The Beginning
Scully: Mulder, I know what you did. I know what happened to me. But without ignoring the science, I can't... Listen Mulder, you told me that my science kept you honest, that it made you question your assumptions, that by it I've made you a whole person. If I change now, it wouldn't be right. Or honest.
Mulder: I am talking about extraterrestrial life, alive on this planet, within our lifetime. Forces that drawf and proceed all human history. I'm sorry, Scully, but this time your science is wrong.scream.zip - How the Ghosts Stole Christmas
(Mulder and Scully both scream. Mulder laughs)
Scully: That's not funny!
Mulder: I think there's a hiding place under the floorboards.
Scully: What are you going to do?
Mulder: There may be somebody trapped under there, I gotta get them out.
Scully: Mulder, don't, not now.
Mulder: Hey, you got a gun, right? Rationally, you've been in much more dangerous situations.shelikesme.wav - Dreamland
Morris Fletcher: I think she likes me, Tiger.shoothim.zip - Dreamland 2
Mulder: If I shoot him, is that murder or suicide?
Scully: Neither, if I do it first.shoppingdays.zip - How the Ghosts Stole Christmas
Scully: Mulder, what are you doing? Mulder!
Mulder: There's no getting out of here, Scully. There's no way home.
Scully: Mulder, come on. Mulder, don't come any closer, you're scaring me... Put the gun down!
Mulder: Whaddya gonna do, you gonna shoot me?
Scully: I'm not going to shoot you. I don't want to shoot you.
Mulder: It's me or you. You or me. One of us has to do it.
Scully: Mulder, look... we don't have to do this.
Mulder: Oh, yes we do
Scully: We can get out of here!
Mulder: Even if we could, what's waiting for us? More loneliness! And then 365 more shopping days til even more loneliness!!
Scully: I don't believe what you're saying, Mulder. I don't believe a word of it!!signofmentalillness.wav - Tempus Fugit/Max
Scully: Nonsensical repetitive behaviour is a common trait of mental illness.
Mulder: You trying to tell me something, Scully?so_r_lies.wav - E.B.E
Scully: Mulder, the truth is out there, but so are lies.soembarrassing.wav - JCFOS
Scully: This is so embarrassing...somethingembarrassing.wav - Tempus Fugit
Scully: Oh, promise me this isn't leading to something really embarrassing.somethinghappened.wav - Zero Sum
Skinner: Has something happened that I should know about?spooky.wav - Squeeze
Mulder: Do you think I'm spooky?stabinback.zip - The Beginning
Mulder: Diana, back on your feet. I guess that's the only way you can stab me in the back.stoned.wav - Deep Throat
Scully: Did you see their eyes? If I was that stoned-
Mulder: Oooh! If you were that stoned WHAT?sucker.zip - Deep Throat
Diner owner: I'm selling limited edition prints. $20. I'm down to my last five if you're interested.
Mulder: Put it on my tab.
Scully: Sucker.
Mulder: What would the chances of someone like me seeing a UFO?
Scully: Catch 'ya outside.sunshine.wav - Chinga
Mulder: Hey, mornin', Sunshine!tape.wav - Aubrey
Mulder: Whatever tape you found in that VCR isn't mine.
Scully: Good, because I put it back in the drawer with all those other tapes that aren't yours.taxdollars.wav - Small Potatoes
Eddie (as Mulder): Goodnight! This is where my tax dollars go?thanks.zip - Dreamland 2
Mulder: I know it's not your normal life, but thanks for coming out there with me.
Scully: You're welcome.thatlook.wav - Elegy
Mulder: What is that look Scully?thatsus.wav - How the Ghosts Stole Christmas
Mulder: Oh, Scully..
Scully: That's us.theme.zip
X-Files themethetruthisinme.wav - Memento Mori
Scully: The truth is in me.thetruthwillsaveyou.wav - Memento Mori
Mulder: The truth wil save you Scully. I think it'll save both of us.ticklemelmo.way - Max
Mulder: More people are trying to get their hands on this thing than a Tickle Me Elmo doll.trouble.wav - El Mundo Gira
Scully: Two men, one woman, trouble.uberscullies.wav - Home
Mulder: Well, find yourself a man with a spotless genetic makeup and start pumping out the little uberScullies.vampire.wav - Bad Blood
Scully: Well, it's obviously not a vampire.
Mulder: Why not?
Scully: Because they don't exist.wearenotalone.wav - pilot
Scully: Agent Mulder believes we are not alone.wearing.wav - WOTC
Mulder: Scully, what are you wearing?weasel.zip - Triangle
Scully: I want you to do me a favour. It's not negotiable. Either you do it, or I kill you. You understand?
Spender: You okay Agent Scully?
Scully: No, I'm not, I'm a gun ready to go off, so don't test me Spender, and don't even think about trying to weasel me.whammy.wav - Pusher
Mulder: Modell psyched the guy out! He put the whammy on him.
Scully: Please explain to me the scientific nature of the whammy.whatrpeopledying4.wav - Max
Scully: What are people dying for, Mulder? Is it for the truth, or for the lies?wholenewside.zip - Small Potatoes
Scully: I'm seeing a whole new side of you, Mulder.
Eddie as Mulder: Is that a good thing?
Scully: I like it.witchapb.wav - Sanguinarium
Scully: If it's that simple, why don't you just put out an APB for someone wearing a tall black hat and riding a broomstick?workingagainstme.zip - Elegy
Mulder: You can believe what you want to believe, Scully. But you can't hide the truth from me, because if you do, you're working against me, and yourself.yadda.wav - Bad Blood
Scully: Yadda, yadda, yadda...yoghurt.zip - Dreamland
Mulder: Of course you don't believe me. Why was I expecting anything different. Alright: Your full name is Dana Katherine Scully. Your badge number is... hell, I don't know your badge number. Your mother's name is Margaret. Your brother's name is Bill Jr, he's in the navy and he hates me. Lately for lunch you've been having this six ounce cup of yoghurt, plain yoghurt, into which you stir some bee pollen, cos you're on some sort of bee pollen kick, even though I tell you you're a scientist and you should know better.
Joanne: Cheater!
Scully: Look, any of that information could have been gathered by anyone.
Mulder: Even that yoghurt thing?youngbeautiful.wav - How the Ghosts Stole Christmas
Lyda: I was young and beautiful once, just like your partner.yourebel.wav - The Unnatural
Scully: You rebel.yourehot.wav - E.B.E
Mulder: I think it's remotely plausible that somebody might think you're hot.
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