More about the mad man
My name is Sam Christiansen. I live in a real small town that is bent on the destruction of all bohemian people who don't where short shorts. I for one am against this evil plan of the government. I try to tell the people that they are turning us against each other, but they won't listen, so I kill them. Very simple life with nothing much to do in it. No, I'm not omish, and no, I'm not Bill Clintons evil assasin out for Ken Starr, But I am really bored with life and meandering on aimlessly about stupid things so I think i'll stop now...............
I like long walks on the beach and watching sunrise's. I also enjoy vicously torturing small animals and then sacrificing them to Azul. Did I mention I was single? I am also incredibly jealous and have stalked my past five dates and strangled them in their sleep. A big turn on for all the ladies out there. If you are just dying to meet me come down to Orofino some time and we could go out, or I could put you in a sack with a large rock and drowned you (if your in to that kind of thing).
To Omish, and BEYOND!
