The Realm of King Brian the Only
   
The Kings Legacy
 
King Brian the Only, has come about for he is now the sole remaining american icon. After the terrible tragedy off the shores of MArtha's Vineyard he gained his right as the SOle Remaining Icon, and also the Only American Dynasty still standing. For all lovely ladies out there may I suggest that you ask for him to grant you audience into his chamber for a potential future as a member of his harem.
 
Meet My Lt. Lick Pepe
Let me introduce you the minions and minions of Briantologists out there to my Lietenenet, Dick Druel , better known as lick pepe. You can gain an audience with the king by E-mailing the lickster at lickpepe@yahoo.com That is if YOu Can Taste What the Pepe is Licking.
Beware however the last broad to blasphem against the King is shown to the left.
 
Todays Passage From the Good Book of Brianetics
And the Mercyful King of Mankind, King Brian the Only says That there is always a time for you to worship the Great One. YOu all can thump your Bible, or your Koran, Or the Satanic Bible, or Even that fruits Dianetics, but is Appendix B chapter 2 of the Good Book of Brianetics, the Philosophy of Whoopass, The Book of Austin, it states, Listen you pathetic piece of trailer park trash, I am damn tired of listening to you damn crying "oh My Jesus will save me, Oh Satan is the Baddest, oh Mighty allah please suck my dick cause that dot you put on my wives forehead leaves me needing an overdose of Viagra and it still won't come up. I was once a snivvling piece of trash like you, didn't you see me in the WCW, but thanks to the Great One whoopin my ass every day for a year I am the TOughest Son of a Bitch, Austin 2:12 Says that the Great One owns your ass, and thats the Bottom Line, cause the Brian Said so.
 
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