OWEN Mythology
The Prophet FREUD Came Down To Earth And Said:
"Bless all that know him, for they are the demented, for they are the psychotic, twisted weird and unbalanced.
They are the most powerful. All must worship and respect the High Priestesses for they are his will.

And when the nuclear war rains down and blisters and burns the sacred locker, only his followers will be spared. And they shall inherit the earth. Owen will exploit, I mean lead them all."
First OWEN created the LOCKER, and he saw that it was good. The locker is the universe in which we are all bacteria living on his greatness


Then he created FREUD and saw that he was good. FREUD is the prophet from who the HIGH PRIESTESSES learn.
Then he created tomatoes and saw that they were good too.



And thus the world and all it's creations were made.
But Owen in his god like wisdom made a mistake. He created WADE.
Although he was able to cover it up with a Bill Clinton like speech "I didn't make him really, well I might of, I could of maybe, okay I did but it I stick to my original statement cos I didn't make him I just sneezed and thought it would make a pretty picture, being the misunderstood artist that I am"
WADE was a unholy creation sort to steal from him his soulmate who history hath named THE ALL MIGHTY MOTHER.
And.... WADE was evil and vowed to destroy OWEN with his side kick the Voltswagon Beatle.
One day OWEN appeared to the ancient Priestesses and told them of his teaching. It was taken upon them to go into the world and spread the news of his glory. He also gave them his sacred prayer.

 		OWEN
OWEN Our Owen who art in England
Hallowed be thy locker
Thy kingdom come
Libyia won
On earth as it is at ground zero
Give us this day, our daily tomatoes
And forgive not him who trespass against us
And lead us not into nuclear winter
But deliver us from the European Union
For thine is the tomato
The power and the world
Forever and ever
Owen
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