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The Creation Of Dodgious and Moralious
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- Translated into English Means The Used Car Salesman Called Anthony
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- Translated into English Means The Closet Conservative Named Paul
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Anthony/Dodgious sits on OWEN's left shoulder teaching him the ways of the corrupt and dodgy
Anthony is short dark and has relations in the Lion King (Pumba)
Although OWEN's skill in this is already great, he has not yet mastered the loud and unsubtleness that Dodgious is lord of.
An example is to the question, what should we do with the labour party Dodgious would reply "sell them all one of my dodgy cars with a nuke planted on it, while we turn the moon into a giant moonbuggy and escape"
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Paul/Moralious sits on OWEN's right shoulder, whispering the ways of the right and moral
Paul is tall skinny and Ginger and is a rumoured to have a ginger........ (sorry this has been censored)
Moralious may be true and just he is was fluent is OWEN's form of justice rather than the boring everyday brand.
For example he believes that Tony Blair should die but leave the rest of his cabinate behind to torture
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WHY?
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One day, shortly before he first set eyes upon the ALL MIGHTY MOTHER, OWEN realised he was lonely.
FREUD came down to him and said " What'sup"
OWEN replied by saying "Oh I am soo lonely because I know there is no one good enough for me to treat as equals, well I don't want a exact equal, but someone to share the glory of my presence"
Then FREUD nodded wisely "O.K homeboy"
Suddenly OWEN's goldfish Hitler and Stalin began to tremble in their little tank. The heavens opened as the goldfish bowl cracked. SHOCK HORROR! The fish grew and took on human form. Then to make them almost equals FREUD reached into OWEN's ear and took out of the sacred being came six tomato like cells.
Each were given three of OWEN's brain cells.
FREUD saw what they had created and laughed
"Oops sorry m'man. Nobody is perfect, except for you. Blame Pets'mart for the faulty goldfish."
OWEN picked up the bag in which the goldfish came in. Inscibed in goldfish blood on the side it said WARNING, DUE TO A OIL SLICK IN THE SOUTH PACIFIC THESE ARE LOW QUALITY GOLDFISH. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES TURN THEM INTO SUPERNAURAL BEINGS
OWEN sighed. "Never mind"
Then the short one said "Would you like to buy one of my used cars. The mileometre is fake but you can't have it all"
to this the tall ginger one replied "Don't be so bloody stupid. That's illegal"
Finally OWEN understood " I knew no one can ever live up to my expectations, these beings will have to do. I shall call them in my native tongue Latin, Dodgious and Moralious."
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