The List - 731

THE LIST (3.5)	Mulder: The man was obsessed with reincarnation. Scully: Being obsessed with it doesn't mean you can do it. Mulder: Not unless he knew something we don't. Scully: Like what? The secret password? Scully: I'm sorry Mulder, that's not what I learned in catechism. Mulder: Imagine if it were true, Scully. Imagine if you come back and take out five people who had caused you to suffer. Who would they be? Scully: Do I only get five? Mulder: I remembered your birthday this year, didn't I Scully? Scully: A woman gets lonely.. sometimes she can't wait around for her man to get reincarnated.
2SHY (3.6)	Mulder: OK, it's not yet the finely detailed insanity that you've come to expect from me, but... Scully: From a dry skin sample, you're concluding, what?, that he's some kind of fat-sucking vampire?
THE WALK (3.7)	(General protests the FBI's involvement) Mulder: I guess this isn't a good time to thank you for seeing us. Mulder: No sleepwalking!
OUBLIETTE (3.8)	(Mulder explaining some weirdness) Scully: That's spooky! Mulder: That's my name, isn't it? Mulder: It's amazing she's gotten anywhere in life. Scully: Well, by most yardsticks she hasn't, Mulder. Agent Eubanks: She bled Amy Jacob's blood!? Scully: I hate to say this Mulder but I think you just ran out of credibility.
NISEI (3.9)	(Mulder watching videotape) Scully: It's not your usual brand of entertainment... What is it? Mulder: According to the magazine ad I answered it's an alien autopsy. Guaranteed authentic. Scully: You spent money for this? Mulder: 29.95 plus shipping! Mulder: Can you identify that? Scully: Olive oil? Snake oil? I suppose you think it's alien blood. Mulder: It's widely held that aliens don't have blood, Scully. Mulder: But what's so intriguing to me is the striking lack of detail here. Scully: Well, what do you want for 29.95? Scully: Either they can't locate an interpretor or the interpretor they located didn't interpret the instructions and got lost somewhere. Mulder: (sees Skinner) Oh look at this.. a beacon in the night. Mulder: I didn't get his name. I was too busy getting my ass kicked. Scully: What would a Japanese diplomat be doing in that house with a dead man with his head stuffed in a pillowcase? Mulder: Obviously not strengthening international relations. (Mulder's apartment ransacked) Skinner: I came to see you. Obviously I was late for the party. Mulder: Yeah, I guess I should really fire my maid, shouldn't I? Skinner: This morning his body was found floating facedown in the Seono (sp?) Canal. I think we can assume he wasn't diving for pearls.
731 (3.10)	(looking at japanese characters in notebook) Mulder: Why did I study french in High School? Scully: Well done, Agent Pandrel. Keep up the good work. Pandrel: Thanks, keep it up yourself! Pandrel: (to himself) Keep it up yourself!? What a doof! Mulder: (riding on roof of train car) Scully, let me tell ya, you haven't seen America til you've seen it from a train. Mulder: You mean I might get my 29.95's worth after all?