Terma - Never Again

TERMA	Mulder: I'm not going to die. Prisoner: No? Why not? Mulder: I have to live long enough to kill that man Krycek. TSM: (Seeing TDM light up) It's a nasty habit. It's bad for the health. TDM: Health is the least of my concerns at the moment. TSM: Yes... (Lights up himself) TSM: Wake the Russian bear and it may find we've stolen its honey. Mulder: (To Scully) I can put my arms around you... both of them. Scully: When did you get back here? Mulder: It's been a long strange trip... Mulder: Did he ever mention Black Cancer? Prisoner: Oh yeah! Scully: What did he say? Prisoner: Was developed by the Soviets... Saddam used it in the gulf... Scully: You mean, used as biowarfare? Prisoner: That's why they made those servicement take all them pills. Mulder: You said there were two... devices. What happened to the other BOMB? Prisoner: I ate it. Mulder: (Attacking him) You wanna learn about anarchy? You don't tell me where the other bomb is and I'll make sure you spend your prison time on your bigoted hands and knees putting a big smile on some convict's face!
EL MUNDO GIRA	Mama: Two brothers. One woman. Trouble. Scully: Mulder, this happened how long ago? Mulder: Tres diaz. Mue Incredible, no? Scully: Only the smell... Mulder, you brought me out under the pretense of investigating a strange death. Can you tell me why we're standing out here in the middle of a field looking at a dead goat? Scully: Purple rain??? Mulder: Yeah. Great album. Deeply flawed movie, though. Mulder: The victim and many of the witnesses are illegal immigrants; migrant farm workers. I thought it might be important to talk to them before they migrated. Brother Buente: It's a trick. For fools who believe in fool superstitions. Scully: (Looking at Mulder). Thank you, Mr. Buente. You've been very helpful. Scully: (From West Side Story) Maria. Maria. I just met a girl named Maria. Mulder: Doesn't make a whole lot of sense, Scully. Scully: It makes perfect sense, Mulder. Admit it, you fell for it. Your 'fortean' event turned out to be nothing more than the oldest story in the world- 2 men, 1 woman, trouble. INS Agent: Let's see... Ok. We have a Jose Feliciano. We have Juan Valdez. We have Cesar Chavez. We have Placido Domingo here. But I don't see any Alario Buente. INS: Call it anything you want, but this is an age-old story. Mulder: Ya know, I've heard that. Mulder: They think he's the Chupacabra. INS: That may be. But I will tell you with a tremendous degree of certainty this guy is not Erik Estrada... (Shows Mulder the guy's claimed name on the paperwork) INS: (After Alario recounts the Fortean event) This guy is better than Erik Estrada. Scully: Mulder, I know you don't want to hear this but I think the only aliens in this story are not the villains. They're the victims Scully: (Seeing the truck full of toasted goats) Uh, more goats... Mulder: The truth is... nobody cares.
KADDISH	Scully: Apparently he'd been watching this tape when he was strangled to death. Mulder: Very Old Testament... Mulder: ...Risen from the grave to avenge his own death? Mulder: Yeah, spectral figures are not often known to leave fingerprints. Casper never did. Scully: The right to free expression doesn't extend to murder. Brunjes: You work for them too, don't you? Mulder: Who? Brunjes: You know who. You look like you might be one yourself. Mulder: (Laughs) Brunjes: What kind of Jew trick is this? Mulder: A Jew pulled it off 2000 years ago... Mulder: It seems pretty redundant, doesn't it? Messing up somebody you've already killed? I think they were afraid. Scully: Afraid? Mulder: Afraid that the man they hated enough to kill wasn't really dead. Mulder: (Pulling book out) What's this? A little bedtime reading? Dad: ...It was self defense. Mulder: HANGING a man is self defense?!? Scully: Where are you going? Mulder: See a man about a burning book. Mulder: (To Scholar) What is the magic word? Mulder: (To Scholar) I don't speak Hebrew... I don't know what that means. Scholar: Truth...
NEVER AGAIN	Mulder: I made a last ditch effort to get out of it, but the Bureau's holding fast to its federal employee vacation policy. I haven't taken a day off in 4 years so either I take a week vacation now or they start NOT paying me for 8 weeks vacation time. (Babbles on) Scully: Why don't I have a desk? Mulder: What do you mean? (Scully holds up M's nameplate) I always assumed that that was your area (motions backwards) Scully: (A bit down) Over there...Mulder: Okay, so we... we'll have them send down another desk and there won't be any room to move around here but we can put them really close together face to face. Maybe we can play some BATTLESHIP! Scully: So what is it you want me to keep an eye on? Mulder: That contact that we met last night at the Wall. Who had the distinction of being present for a first. That being you abandoning me during questioning. In the future I'll make sure that all those people being interviewed provide you with a multimedia laser show to keep your interest maintained. Scully: I'm not going. Mulder: What do you mean? Scully: Your contact, while interesting in the context of science fiction was... at least in my memory, recounting a poorly veiled synopsis of an episode of Rocky and Bullwinkle. Mulder: Eenie Weenie Chili Beanie, the spirits are about to speak? Scully: Rocky and Bullwinkle are looking for an Upsidasian mine. Boris Battenoff alters the road signs which causes them to walk onto a secret military base where they are picked up by a car with no windows, and no door locks and there are silent explosions from a compound called Hush-a-boom. Mulder: So you're refusing an assignment based on the adventures of (Boris voice) Moose and Skvirrel. Scully: Where will you be? Mulder: Ironically enough, it's personal. It's a... place I always wanted to go. What I anticipate to be a spiritual journey. I hope to discover something about myself. Maybe you should do the same. Betty: ...you'd break my heart over a cheap redhead? You talk to her and I'm gonna be baaaaaad! Scully: So it wasn't so much impulse as it was hammered? Mulder: I'm just at that special place and I wanted to share it with you. (Sports Elvis shades) You know that Elvis bought all the furniture in just 30 minutes? Scully: Look, Mulder, I have to go. Mulder: What do you got, a date or something? (Scully quiet) You, you're kidding! Scully: I have everything under control. I will talk to you later.(Mulder does a Elvissy victory dance in the middle of the room) Scully: Ed, I... I... uh, I dont go out much. I think the last time I went out on a date was to see Glengary Glen Ross. And the characters in the movie had a much better time. Mulder: And congratulations for making a personal appearance in the X-Files for a second time. A world record. Mulder: ...Case closed on Boris Battenoff, which is really a shame because I was thinking of having an NY tattoed on my ass to commemorate the Yankees' World Series Victory? Better late than never, huh? Mulder: All this because I... because I didn't get you a desk? Scully: Not everything is about you, Mulder. This is my life.