Grotesque - Hell Money

GROTESQUE (3.14)	Mulder: You thought all they (Uzbekistan) produced were great hockey players. Agent Bill Paterson: So, what is it, Mulder... little green men, evil spirits, hounds of hell? Mulder: That's what always amazed me about you, Bill, how you never fit your profile. No one would ever guess how mean spirited you are. Mulder: Well, I wouldn't want to disappoint you by not disappointing you.
PIPER MARU (3.15)	Scully: I'm just constantly amazed by you and.. your working down here in the basement sifting through files and transmissions that any other agent would just throw away in the garbage. Mulder: Well, that's why I'm in the basement, Scully. Scully: You're in the basement because they're afraid of you, of your relentlessness and because they know that they could drop you in the middle of the desert and tell you the truth is out there and you'd ask them for a shovel. Mulder: That's what you think of me? Scully: Well, maybe not a shovel, maybe a backhoe. Mulder: Well, that's good because there's some garbage in San Diego I want you to help me dig through. Scully: It's a North American P-51 Mustang. NIU: Yeah. It sure is. Mulder: (to Scully) I just got very turned on. Mulder: I noticed you flew First Class. Must be good money selling classified government secrets. Jeraldine Kalenchuk: It's a boom market, hon, and I'm Miss Popular. Krycek: Yeah, well, you know what they say, "When guns are outlawed..." Mulder: Feel better? Krycek: (alien film over eyes) Like a new man.
APOCRYPHA (3.16)	Mulder: Guess I'm not dead. (Scully sees deep sea diving suit in Mulder's office) Mulder: It looked great on me in the store! Scully: Is anybody NOT looking for Krycek? Mulder: You mean if I want somebody wacked on the knee with a lead pipe? Frohicke: Only if you want the job done right. (Lone Gunmen member going on and on about expensive FBI investigative equipment while Mulder gets a pencil rubbing from a clue, finishes, and holds up pencil) Mulder: Now, don't drop that. That's a finely calibrated piece of investigative equipment. Frohicke: I'll be damned. (Guilgud): I trust we're alone. Mulder: We're all alone in New York City, sir. Mulder: I didn't sign any disarmament treaty. Mulder: I want to thank you for everything you did. Skinner: You mean getting shot in the gut?
TESO DOS BICHOS (3.18)	Dr. Bilak: Yes, I've been teaching them (Secona Indians) the joys of American buearacracy. Scully: So you think Bilak's innocent? That the victim wasn't even murdered at all? That he was devoured by a mythological jaguar spirit? Mulder: Go with it, Scully. Scully: (doing autopsy) Looks like he'd been snacking on sunflower seeds all afternoon. Mulder: A man of taste! Veterinarian: When I dissected this dogs stomach I found an undigested fragment of intestine which appears to be feline. Scully: The dog ate a cat. Vet: I also found what appears to be bits of rat fur. I think the rat ate the poison. Scully: The cat ate a rat. Mulder: And the dog ate the cat. Scully: Have you been drinking Yaje, Mulder? (hallucinogen) Mulder: Go with it, Scully. Scully: Must be miles of tunneling down there. Mulder: And only one way in. Scully: And one way out. Mulder: Ladies first? Mulder: Follow that rat!
HELL MONEY (3.19)	Detective: We got lucky on this one. Mulder: Lucky? That's an interesting word for it. Mulder: (commenting on murder scene) How many dishes do you have to break before your boss tosses you into an oven? Scully: So now we're chasing ghosts? Mulder: Who ya gonna call? Scully: (commenting on freshly painted symbol on door) It's still tacky. Mulder: (walks into room) Talk about tacky! Detective Glen Chow: I find it hard to argue with 2,000 years of chinese belief - the stuff my parents and grandparents believe in? - but the truth is, I'm more haunted by the size of my mortgage payments. Mulder: Looks like somebody was trying to get two burials for the price of one. Scully: Do you know how much the human body is worth, Mulder? Mulder: Depends on the body. Mulder: He won't be cashing any social security cheques anytime soon. Scully: No, but if I'm right, this is one man who left his heart in San Francisco.