Jose Chung - Talitha Cumi

JOSE CHUNG'S FROM OUTER SPACE (3.20) "Alex Trebek, the game show host?!"	Scully: She was suffering from what my partner calls "missing time". She recalled nothing of the previous night nor how she has arrived at her present whereabouts. Her body exhibited signs of physical abuse and all of her clothes were on inside out and backwards. Jose Chung: Hmmm... I've had my share of mornings like that. Mulder: He said it happened before the abduction.. so what if they had sex? Scully: So we know it wasn't an alien that probed her. Chung: I don't know what was most disturbing.. his description of the inner core re-incarnated soul's sex orgy or the fact that the whole thing was written in screenplay format. Faulkner: They showed up with a couple of Men In Black. One of them was diguised as a woman but wasn't pulling it off. Like her hair was red? But it was a little too red, you know? And the other one.. the tall lanky one.. his face was soo blank and expressionless. He didn't even seem human. I think he was an android. The only time he reacted was when he saw the dead body. (Flashback Mulder cry/squeaks "ah!") (spoof of alien autopsy program) Yappi in alien autopsy program: ...And who is that myterious man who seems to be over seeing the proceedings (Mulder) and what secret government agency does this autopsy doctor (Scully) work for? Schaeffer: I don't know if you exist. Mulder: I can only assure you that I do. Schaeffer: Well.. thanks, buddy. Mulder: Similar things are said about the Men In Black. That they purposefully dress and behave strangely so that if anyone tries to describe an encounter with them they come off sounding like a lunatic. large MIB: I find absolutely no reason why anyone would think you crazy if you describe this meeting of ours. "Alex Trebek" MIB: (to Mulder) You're feeling very sleepy, very relaxed.
AVATAR (3.21)	Scully: Business must be booming. (referring to Call Girl business) Mulder: I think you mean banging. Mulder: This guys a pawn.. and pawns always make the first move.
QUAGMIRE (3.22)	Scully: So you think there's a serial killer at large? Mulder: The operative word being "large". Mulder: Sounds like you know a little something about the subject. (lake monsters) Scully: I did as a kid, but then I grew up and became a scientist. Scully: (Looking at lower torso of floating body) His fly's open. Mulder: Are you insinuating something? Mulder: Are fish also known for eating half and saving half for later? Photographer: I recognize his hat. Mulder: How could you not? Sheriff: Well sir, I think I can tell you what's going on. Same thing goes on every year. Fishermen get drunk, they drown, folks get run over by a powerboat. Hell, on a lake this size you're gonna see.. 8.. 9 deaths in a season. That's just a statistical fact. Mulder: Yeah but you've got 2 or 3 in as many weeks. I'd say you're a little outside your bell curve, Sheriff. Mulder: Oh, is that the psychological approach to crime solving.. he's too embarrased? Mulder: All this driving from crime scene to crime scene is giving me highway hipnosis. Scully: It's too bad we're not out here fishing. Mulder: We are fishing. Scully: You know on the old mariners maps the cartographers would designate uncharted territories by writing "Here be monsters". Mulder: I've got a map of New York City just like that. (stranded on rock, in middle of lake - noise turns out to be a duck) Mulder: I'm still tempted to fire. Scully talks of cannabilism. Mulder: You've lost some weight recently haven't you? Scully: Well, you slew the big white whale, Ahab. Mulder: Yeah, but I still don't have that peg leg.
WET WIRED (3.23)	Mulder: I just watched 36 hours of Bernard Shaw and Bobbi Batista. I'm just about ready to kill somebody, too. Mulder: All I know is television does not make a previously sane man go out and kill five people thinking they're all the same guy. Not even Must See TV can do that to you. Mulder: (holds up capodimonte item - The Little Traveller) A thing of beauty is a joy forever. What do you think, Scully? Mulder: Television does not equal violence. I don't care what anybody says. Unless you consider bad taste an act of violence. Mulder: (to Lone Gunmen) I bet you guys were president of the audio/visual club in high school, huh? Mulder: Mind control? "Garth": 57 channels of it. Scully: It was just like the world was turned upside down. Everybody was out to get me. Mulder: Now you know how I feel most of the time.
TALITHA CUMI (3.24)	Mulder: My mother wrote the word "palm" and that's what the man who healed the victims, that's what he used, the palm of his hand. ...You think it's a leap? Mulder: Are you going to smoke that (cigarette)? Or are you going to smoke on this (gun to CM's face)? CM: Are you giving me a choice?