Misty: You had one 15 minutes ago.
Jane: 45 minutes.
Misty: Why don't you get one of those patches or that gum?
Jane: What do you think I'm chewing?

Skinner: (As Mulder) Just doing my jhob, Inspector.  Same as you.

Skinner: I needed some sleep.
Mulder: Is that why you're taking out the garbage at 4 in the morning?

TSM: I suggest you keep your voice down, Mr. Skinner.  Unless you want your neighbors to
 know the hours and company you keep.

TSM: A man digs a hole; he risks falling into it.

Skinner: Leave it off (light).  I'm starting to get used to the dark.

TSM: Yours isn't the first gun I've had pointed in my face, Mr. Skinner.  I'm
not afraid to die.

TSM: (Regarding Mulder) Tell him what he wants to hear.

Mulder: What is that look, Scully?
Scully: I would have thought that after 4 years you'd know exactly
 what that look was.
Mulder: What, you don't believe in ghosts?

Mulder: Sounds more like a disembodied soul.
Scully: Which is just another name for a ghost, is it not?

Mulder: Not ordinarily, unless there was a more complex psychology
 at work, like (whispered) pronounced mental illness.

Chuck: I can't help it. I'm only a human being...

Young TSM: (To Mulder) You're a little spy.

Mulder: Brought on by what?
Scully: That's what a specialist is gonna gave to tell you, Mulder.
Mulder: (Not liking docs) I feel really... good... right now.
Scully: Mulder, you are NOT really good.

Scully: They'd like to ask you some questions.  I told them about
 your condition.  you don't have to speak to them if you don't want
 to.
Mulder: You mean not without my attorney present.

Mulder: (After detailing all the evidence against himself) Do the
 words Orenthal James Simpson mean anything to you?

Scully: Mulder, I'm going to get you out of here.
Mulder: You're a doctor, not a lawyer, Scully.

Scully: The drug in your system already suggests other explanations.
Mulder: What, that I was partying with a few senior citizens?

Mulder: I'm fine.
Scully: No, I am not going to take that as an answer.

Doc: I did nothing wrong.
Mulder: You put a hole in my head!

Arlinsky: But the St. Elias range? That's a long way to go for a hoax.
Mulder: Well, if you're gonna go, why not go all the way?

Scully: This is your holy grail, Mulder. Not mine.
Mulder: What is that supposed to mean?
Scully: It just means proving to the world the existence of alien life is not my last dying wish.
Mulder: How about Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny?

Mulder: (Seeing man lying in snowbank) Funny place to take a nap.