Scully: ...that the toxin was transmitted directly... and not contagious.
Field Agent: How do you know that.
Mulder: We're not all dead?

Leamus: You set me up!
Mulder: I saved your ass!

Mulder: Look, I believe in your ideals and your goals... but the only reason I... I tolerate your methods is because the government's are worse.
Leamus: Wow, what a ringing endorsement.

Manager: Are you the wife?
Scully: Not even close.

Scully: Exactly what agency are you guys from? (No answer)  Obviously not the Office of Information.

(Mulder's hands are tied to the table, still with a hood on his head)
Mulder: Ooh, is this the Pepsi Challenge?  How about some, uh... fresh air, boys?
Leamus: Welcome, Agent Mulder.
Mulder: (Unhooded, sees two others and Leamos at the table) Okay, deal me in.

(Skin-Headed man grabs and bends Mulder's pinky backwards)
Leamus: This is just a little method that we use... to learn the truth.
Mulder: Well, you... you might want to put that hood back on, man, unless you want to see a grown man cry.

(Scully notices Mulder's pinky either broken or severely disjointed)
Scully: What happened to your hand?
Mulder: Nothing.
(Getting Motherish, grabs hand and examines it)
Scully: Oh, Mulder, what did they do to you? God, this needs to be set. You're in pain.
Mulder: (Ripping hand away) If you're pullin' it around like that...

Skinner: What happened to your hand?
Mulder: Terrorist lie detector.
Unit Leader: Well, did you pass?
Mulder: Well, I must have. I'm still here.

Mulder: If you don't hear from me by midnight... feed my fish.

Bremer: You willing to die for your beliefs?
Mulder: I'd prefer it not come to that.

Mulder: I must have done something to piss him off.
Scully: What do you mean?
Mulder: Get stuck with this jerk-off assignment. Or have I finally reached that 'magic' point in my career where every time somebody see bigfoot or the Virgin Mary on a tortilla, I get called out of my basement ward to offer my special insight on the matter.
Scully: You're saying 'I' a lot. I heard 'We'. Nor do I assume that this case is just a waste of our time.
Mulder: Well, not yours anyways. There's no reason both of us should go to Chicago. I'll take care of it. (Stalks off)
Scully: Mulder?
Mulder: I'm MonsterBoy, right?

Mulder: It's a phrase, 'Hiding in the Light'. It's on this tape that I'm looking into.
Scully: On the case 'It's A Total Waste Of Time?'
Mulder: Yes, and I didn't say that it wasn't.

Nancy: (Appearing as a zombie) See? Nothing to it.

Mulder: Scully, on the risk of you telling me 'I told you so', I think it's time for you to get down here and help me.
Scully: I told you so.

Gary: (Holding gun to Mulder) What are you doing here?
Mulder: Applying for a job.
Gary: (Laughing) Aw man, did you come to the wrong place!
Mulder: I get that.

Gary: (Answering Mulder's cellphone) Dial and Smile!

Mulder: Yeah, but did he see it because he was disturbed, or was he disturbed because he saw it?

Mulder: Lambert was tracking his boss' movement over the years.
SWAT: Stalking him.
Mulder: (Correcting him) Gathering evidence.

Mortician: This guy came a long way just to have his picture taken.
Scully: Knock yourself out...

Mulder: (Strapped into the bed) Scully, you have to believe me. Nobody else on this whole damn planet does or ever will. You're my... 1 in 5 billion.

Mulder: What did you tell him? (Skinner)
Scully: The truth, as well as I understand it.
Mulder: Which is?
Scully: Folie a Deux, a madness shared by two.

(To Spender)
Mulder: I don't... I don't... have any questions.  No, I just think you're wrong.

CSM: You look surprised. Is it because I'm here?  Or that I'm alive?

TDM: Ther's been an incident.
CSM: Yes, I've seen, I've heard, I've read.

Mulder: How you doing?
Kid: I don't mind it here.  They get all the good TV shows.  Where I live in the Phillipines, all we get is Baywatch.
Mulder: What's wrong with Baywatch?
Kid: (Studying Mulder) You've got a dirty mind.
(Mulder looks at Scully.  Scully smiles back, amused)

Kid: I know what's on your mind.  I know you're thinking about one of the girls you brought.
Mulder: Oh?
Kid: And one of them is thinking about you.
Diana: Which one?
Kid: (Studies Mulder) He doesn't want me to say.

Mulder: You know, when I first met you, I figured you were just ambitious.  And this morning my opinion changed, and I thought you were arrogant.  Now I'm beginning to wonder what you're protecting.

(Frohike unlocks 'the seven seals' to let in Scully.)
Frohike: Sorry, caught me gettin' ready for bed. (He's wearing jammies and a flak jacket.)

Scully: There seems to be some suspicion that he's a fraud.
Byers: Dorf on chess?
Scully: Well, apparently he wins by reading his opponents' minds.
Frohike: I'm lovin' it!
Langly: And you want us to what?
Scully: Analyze the data... (with reservations) with an eye to the parapsychological.
Frohike: Ooh, walk on the wild side?

Scully: (Referring to Diana) Then you know her.
Byers: Well... yeah.
Frohike: She was... Mulder's chickadee when he just got out of the Academy.

Mulder: How's little Karnac doing?
Diana: Put a TV in front of him, he turns right into a normal kid.

Scully: These talks included instructions from the Justice Department to close down the X-Files.
Mulder: This was all strategised, every move.  I just couldn't see it.  It all was part of a plan.
Scully: Mulder, whatever you may believe, this time they may have won.