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Season 3
Buffy: How did you find me here?
Angel: If I was blind I'd see you.
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Buffy: Stay with me.
Angel: Forever. That's the whole point. I'll never leave... not even if you kill me.
Season 3
Buffy: Welcome to the Hellmouth petting zoo.
Season 3
Buffy: You have no idea how much I've missed you- everyone. I wanted to call everyday.
Willow: That doesn't matter Buffy, it doesn't make it okay that you didn't.
Joyce: What is this? Is this some sort of a joke?
Buffy: Mom, please? Could you...
Joyce: No, I can't just. What is this?
Willow: She was running away again.
Buffy: No, I wasn't. I'm not sure.
Joyce: Well, you better get sure and explain yourself right away. If you think that you can just take off anytime you feel like
Buffy: Stop it, please! I don't know. I don't know what I'm doing.
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Faith: What are you getting so strung up for B?
Buffy: Why are your lips still moving F?
Faith: Did I just hear a threat?
Buffy: Would you like to?
Faith: Wow, think you can take me?
Buffy: Yeah.
Season 3
Buffy: Big fight. Angel got the pointy end of the sword. Acathla sucked him into hell instead of the world. That's about the it.
Season 3
Buffy: Wait- don't turn out and don't say anything. Just listen. And that's your thing, right? There's something going on. I mean, this whole entire story is probably gonna convince you that I'm looney bin material, but there's nobody else that I can talk to. Not Willow and not Giles. Nobody. If they found out, they'd freak on me or they'd do something. And I need help. I just need to talk to someone. I'm so scared.
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Buffy: Night came on and the full moon rose high over the trees. Lighting the land til it lay bathed in ghostly day. And the strain of the primitive remained alive and active. Faithfulness and devotion, things born of fire and roof were his. Yet, he retained his wildness and wiliness. And from the depths of the forest, a call still sounded.
Season 3
Buffy: I haven't told Giles and the others that you're back.
Angel: Giles...
Buffy: And I'm not going to. They wouldn't understand that you're better. And I'm gonna keep helping you get better. It's just that everything's different now. I'm a senior. I'm really working harder in school, even thinking about college. And I'm involved with someone. His name is Scott. He's a nice solid guy. He makes me happy. And that's what I need, someone I can count on.
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Cordelia: I'm never gonna know if it's real between me and Xander or some temporary insanity that made me think... I loved him.
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Buffy: Oww!
Giles: Sorry.
Buffy: Why do I put up with this?
Giles: Because it is your destiny. And because I just bought twenty Cocoa-rific candy bars.
Buffy: Okay, you're just doing this to take funny pictures of me.
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Giles: That's all there is, are you ready?
Buffy: Hit me.
Giles: Which if the best expresses the theme of the passage; A, violence breeds violence, B, all things must end, C...
Buffy: B! I'm going with B. We haven't had B in forever.
Giles: This is the SATs, Buffy. Not connect the dots. Please pay attention. A low score can seriously harm your chances of getting into college.
Buffy: Gee, thanks. That takes the pressure right off.
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Buffy: I better hurry before somebody figures out what we're doing.
Angel: What are we doing?
Buffy: Training... and almost kissing. Sorry. It's just habit. Bad, bad habit... to be broken.
Angel: It's hard.
Buffy: It's not hard. Cold turkey, it's the key to quitting. You think they make a patch for this?
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Buffy: You were spying on me? What gives you the right?
Cordelia: What gives you the right to suck face with your demon lover again?
Buffy: It was an accident.
Xander: What? You just tripped and fell on his lips?
Buffy: It was wrong. Okay, I know that and I know that it can't happen again. But you guys have to believe me I would never put you in any danger. If I thought for a second that Angel was gonna hurt anyone...
Xander: You'd stop him. Like you did last time with Miss Calendar.
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Angel: Hey. I was wondering when you were coming.
Buffy: I'm not coming back. We're not friends. We never were. And I can fool Giles, I can fool my friends, but I can't fool myself. Or Spike for some reason. What I want from you I can never have. You don't need me to take care of you anymore. So, I'm gonna go.
Angel: I don't accept that.
Buffy: You have to.
Angel: Look... there's gotta be some way we can still see each other.
Buffy: There is... tell me that you don't love me.
Season 3
Angel: Spike.
Joyce: Oh my God. Get out of here.
Spike: Yeah. You're not invited.
Joyce: He's crazy, he'll kill us.
Spike: Not while I breathe. Well actually, I don't breathe.
Angel: Joyce, listen to me.
Joyce: You get out of this house or I will stake you myself.
Spike: You're a very bad man.
Angel: Joyce, you can't trust him. Invite me in. You touch her and I'll cut your head off.
Spike: You and what army?
Buffy: That would be me. Angel, why don't you come on in.
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Spike: What do you know? It's your fault, the both of you. She belongs with me. I'm nothing without her.
Buffy: Yeah, that I'll have to agree with. You're pathetic, you know that? You're not even a loser anymore, you're a shell of a loser.
Spike: Yeah, you're one to talk.
Buffy: Meaning?
Spike: The last time I looked in on you two, you were fighting to the death. Now you're back making googly eyes at each other like nothing happened. Makes me want to heave.
Buffy: I don't know what you're talking about.
Spike: Oh yeah, you're just friends.
Angel: That's right.
Spike: You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love til it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other til it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. Love isn't brains, children. It's blood. Blood screaming inside you to work it's will. I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it.
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Willow: It's true. Cordelia belongs to the justified camp. She should make us pay. And pay and pay and pay. In fact, there's not enough pay for what
Xander: Look, you want to do guiltapalooza? Fine. But I'm done with that. Starting this minute, I'm gonna grab a hold of that crazy little thing called life and let it do it's magical little healy thing. What's done is done. Let's be in the moment. Behold the beauty that is now. Who's with me?
Buffy: You're actually making sense. We're young and free in America, how dare we be spun by love or the lack of same.
Willow: Absolutely. It's self indulgent. I'm in. I'm on the joy train.
Buffy: That didn't work. Who wants chocolate?
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Cordelia: I wish that Buffy Summers had never come to Sunnydale.
Anya: Done.
Cordelia: That would be cool. No wait, I wish Buffy Summers had never been born.
Anya: Done.
Cordelia: And I wish that Xander Harris never again knows the touch of a woman. And that Willow wakes up tomorrow covered in monkey hair.
Anya: Done.
Cordelia: In fact, I wish all men, except maybe the dumb and really beautiful kind, disappear off the face of the Earth. That would be so cool.
