I decided to try and gather
the worst (or just funniest) pick up lines I could find. If
you have any good ones or suggestions for the page email
me. Also, please send the link to your friends and so on so we can grow
this page alot more.
Since I am just starting this page it's going to take some work and help from
you guys for it to be worth reading. Send me any that you can think of
and I will make a page with credit given if you want credit, if not then
tell me and I will leave it anonymous.
I have
decided to break them down into categories to make it easier to browse
through. My opinion on which category each one fits into isn't the definitive
answer but since I did the page it'll have to do. : )
Links:
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Authors and Thanks:
Classics
Rude
Lame City:
I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your apartment?
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
We voted you "The most Beautiful Girl Here" and the grand prize is me.
I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.
My sign's right-away, what's yours?
Don't you know me from somewhere?
I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
My parents met at a place like this. Let's get the hell out of here.
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
I've been noticing you not noticing me.
If I bought you a drink would it make me attractive?
Did it hurt? (Did what Hurt?) Falling from Heaven?
Is there a rainbow, because you're the treasure I've been searching for.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Pardon me, but I am writing a phone book - can I have your number?
Do you have a boyfriend? Well when you want a MAN-friend, come and talk to me!
If I follow you home, do you promise to keep me?
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Classics:
What's a nice looking girl doing in a gin joint like this?
Lets do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or just nudge?
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
I'd gladly give up celibacy to be with you.
I had a dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
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Rude,Crude, and Lewd:
Those are some nice jeans you have on. Ya think I can talk you out of them?
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
(To a girl that's working) What time do you get off and how?
Just where do those legs end?
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
I'm fit to be tied...and caressed and kissed and...
I am an organ donor, need anything?
Perhaps you recognize me from adult movies.
Let pretend you left leg is chirstmas and you right leg is New Years. Can I visit you between the holidays?
(To a girl) F**k me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Fred?
I bet I can make you scream like a banshee.....
Have any "Norse" in you? Want Some?!
Help I'm a virgin and can't get off.
Are you familiar with something called the "Venus Fly Trap"?
You look like you could use a good f**k.
I don't usually take charity cases but in your case I'll make an exception.
Do you sleep on your stomach? Great! Can I?
C'mon Honey, let's see what you got...
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