Tips For Avoiding Tickets

1. Buy a radar detector. Cops love to drive with their radar on, and with a radar detector, theres no way you can get caught with always on radar. You should buy the valentine 1. It's $400 but well worth it! It is definetly the best radar/laser detector for around $400.

2. Look ahead. I mean FAR ahead. One time I was driving down this long road and from about a quarter mile away I spotted a cop. about 5 seconds later he beamed me with his instant on radar. A detector would not have saved me that time. You can usually tell cops by the shape of the crown victoria. Learn that shape well, as it is public enemy #1. On most cop cars there is a black bar thing on the front, I think its for towing cars out of a ditch, or something like that. Yeah right, all they do is pick up speeders. Why would they need that? You can also tell by the light bar on top and the paint on the sides. Oh yeah, and you can also tell by all the crap they keep in the car. It's full of junk! Radar stuff, huge computer, shotgun, cage separating the front and the back (in case they have to haul away a speeder) and of course: donuts; no cop car is complete without them.

3. Go to court. Buy one of the books I have for sale at this web site. It will tell you how to win in court. Even if you don't win, it will give you the satisfaction of knowing you wasted his time (about 3-6 hours). If the cop doesn't show, you win automatically. So at least give it a try.

I'm sure this list will grow as me and more of my friends are continually getting screwed by lying cops.