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Celery's other Doctoral Quintet A.K.A. The Five Doctors done from the other end of the spectrum: It starts with a warning the multi-coloured one and his historian companion receive. Future and past to catch up with him, he knows not a gumblejack will save him this time. But can he weave his past threads in time as... ...his missing scarf returns as elder statesman and Doctor of childish mystery, young Time Lady companion by his side -- will the Guardians catch them as they break from the search for the Key, or is his future self simply manipulating... ...while his shell-shocked warioresse companion tries to figure it all out. With a flourish of his trusted brolly he is gone and in his place... ...stands a well-experienced multi-Doctor traveler whose future attempted journey to the Eye of Orion got him in hot water with his predecessors -- wonder why he and his Traken companion didn't learn on this visit that Orion brought more than just peace and tranquility? Or has history... ...changed? The undead one ponders her place in this, as for the first time she realizes that this strange man who likes Tiddly Winks and claims to have met Jeronimo has more history about him than e'er she hat dreamt. Celery's other Doctoral Quintet: starring Tom Baker, Peter Davison, Colin Baker, Sylvester McCoy, Paul McGann, Mary Tamm, John Leeson, Sarah Sutton, Maggie Stables, Sophie Aldred, India Fisher, with guest appearences by Elizabeth Sladen, Louise Jameson, Matthew Waterhouse, Nicola Bryant and Bonnie Langford with Katy Maning as Iris Wyldetime, Geoffrey Beevers as The Master, Lalla Ward as President of the High Council of Time Lords and William Russell as the Guardian of Time. Big Finish is proud to top off the 40th jubelie year with this special 8-disc collector's set featuring all 4 current Big Finish Doctors and introducing Tom Baker, in a slightly different but none the less quirky Doctor Number 4. Just why is the 6th Doctor experiencing these mysterious Flash-backs, and Flash-forwards? Why can he no longer remember anything before his search for the Key? And why has his TARDIS brought him here: a field of wild celery on the Eye of Orion that he feels he should remember? They have both quit, but what wrath will the guardians have? Might they be playing havoc with his future? And why has Romana taken to crunching celery? Is someone really folloing in another TARDIS? Or could it by Iris again? Never a pair so devious yet dubius than the 7th Doctor and Iris with Ace at their side. In a match of wits, will the younger Romanadvoratelundar or Iris prevail? And why is the fourth Doctor threatening to kill the 7th with a stick of celery? Could the 5th Doctor have something to do with the profussion of leafy vegitable? And why has he suddenly stopped his travels and decided to take up farming? And can Nyssa really kill the Master before he destroys her Mother, Father and home, the Union of Trakken? And what affect will the undead companion have when she saves the life of the 4th Doctor? Is the Doctor's life a more complex paradox than he'd ever believed. What has she done that even has the Guardians of Time worried. Could this by why the 8th Doctor has gone completely off Apium graveolens dulce? File Under: Press Releases you will never read outside of fiction... Or: Why no Carole Ann Ford, Maurine O'Brian, Peter Purves, Frazier Hinez, Deborah Walting, Wendy Padbury, Caroline John, Janet Fielding, Lisa Bowerman or Nicholas Courtney? BTW, they ARE in the suplimental Doctor-Less adventure -- what happens when the leader of the Elders and the Savages invites old friend and Troyan bride to visit and thus evolves the strangest convention in history: SotDA: Survivors of the Doctor Anonymous. On the Twelfth day of Christmas, the Doctor gave to me, My very own, yes, my very own....
by List Group Kaled/Thal War - How It Began - Truth Revealed! 6/23/02 For decades, it has been accepted history that the Kaleds and the Thals fought a war which went on for generations, bringing their advanced civilizations almost down to the stone age, and ending in the Apocalypse that would become - the Daleks. But no one has ever solved the question - why were the Kaleds and the Thals fighting in the first place? Now, new documentary evidence may shed some light on the conflict. The documents reveal that the Kaleds and the Thals historically had a rivalry with each other. Each species believed the other to be genetically inferior. But after a few thousand years, somebody actually checked the records. It seems that both races had the same language, the same genetic structure, and the same religious book revealing creation by the same God in exactly the same way. It is not clear why nobody had ever noticed these rather obvious points, but the revelation brought changes to life on Skaro. The two races decided to try to get along with each other, integrating their society. Eventually, some Kaleds and Thals began to marry each other. That was when things went wrong. Nydan, a Kaled, married his sweetheart Alydona, a Thal. On their wedding night, they went to Nydan's home, as they didn't have the money to go on an elaborate honeymoon. The two prepared to get into bed and consumate their marriage. But as they prepared, Alydona spots the tag on the mattress. The "do not remove this tag on penalty of law" tag. Thinking it silly, she pulls off the tag. Nydan is furious. The tag is required to be there. Alydona has defiled his bed by damaging it. Alydona claims that this is silly - it's just a rotten tag that has no business being on a mattress anyway. The tempers rage, the anger flows, and Alydona eventually returns to her own home that night. Six months later, in Thal Divorce Court: Alydona: "I thought he loved me. But he went so crazy over that stupid mattress tag. I'm beginning to think he's dangerous." Judge: "Just a minute. We're having a dispute over a mattress tag?" Nydan: "That's right, your honor. There is nothing more damaging she could have done to our relationship than tearing out that defenseless mattress tag. I have vowed to make her pay for that crime." Judge: "You need professional help." Nydan: "I knew you would not listen. No one listens. That's why I smuggled in this Semi-Sentient Stinger Missile, named Danno. Danno, there's my ex - TERMINATE! Book her, Danno." Danno: "I o-bey." (Footage breaks up as an explosion occurs in the courtroom) From the remaining documents, it appears that the Thals demanded that Nydan be handed over for trial due to this barbaric crime. The Kaleds claimed that anyone who could not understand the importance of leaving the mattress tag on didn't deserve to live. And thus the war began. To this day, the Daleks, descendants of the Kaleds, when they have guests/prisoners around who need mattresses, anchor the tag down to ensure that it cannot be removed under any circumstances. The Thals did away with mattresses altogether to avoid this debate, opting for Futons. Note - The predecing message has been paid for by the Coalition To Outlaw Tags On Mattresses. Benjamin F. Elliott and his news server cannot be held responsible for the claims and representations made by this sponsor. K-9 MEETS A VAMPIRE 10/31/02 Small English Village. Earth. 31 October 2002. 9:47PM. At the back porch. K-9: "Halt. Explain your presence!" Vlad: "I am Vlad The Impaler. My friends call me Count. I have come to drain the blood of your mistress Sarah, and turn her into my latest vampire bride." K-9: "Your reference does not make sense, but you imply danger to my Mistress. Do not approach!" Vlad: "Silly tin computer. You really intend to impose yourself against Vlad, terror of the ages, monster of the centuries, and drainer of the blood of more virgins than any other vampire in human history. I am immortal, invincible, and frankly I'm a better looking hunk than most humans in their 20s. I shall crush you like a soda can, and entrance Sarah in my thrall for all eternity." K-9: "Your cocky nature is noted and should be easy to overcome." Vlad: "I have more vampire brides than Solomon had concubines. I am not just an evil monster - I am a stud. Step out of my way now." K-9: "Leave or be stunned. If you advance, you will be killed." Vlad: (Turns into a bat) K-9: "Explain your metaphorphosis. It is physically impossible for Earth beings to transmutate in this manner." Vlad bat: (Bites K-9 in the neck) "YUCK! Your motor oil tastes terrible." K-9: "Ow. What ... have ... you ... done ... to ..." "Circuitry collapse."(goes silent) Vlad: "Congratulations. You are now the first robotic vampire. You will bite and turn the computers of the world over to my control. I will be able to take over the world, and have my brides and blood delivered to me, instead of having to go out on these miserable cold nights. Now, transmutate and fly off to my castle to await instructions, while I enthrall your former mistress Sarah." K-9: "Yes, Master." (transmutates into a bat, starts to flap wings, wings break off) "Help!" Vlad: "I see we have a few design flaws to work out. But with your support, I shall become all powerful in reality as well as legend." [THE BEGINNING? - written in dripping blood] Group Chancellor | Group Castellan | Webmaster Home | Schedule | History | Minutes | Funnies | Directions | FAQ | Links |
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