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blue is Master M's 30 year old submissive girl. she enjoys reading, writing, running her mouth and often times biting off more than she can chew. she considers herself to be considerably witty with a sharp edge of sarcasm. Often times she considers herself ambitious, but needs a kick in the rump to get moving once in a while. blue loves to cook and try new recipes. she also loves to eat, which is why she is fat and happy. Once in a while she will try some crazy diet, but she always feels as though she is punishing and depriving herself of the things she loves. she will leave the punishment and deprivation up to Master M. UPDATE: blue is no longer allowed to be fat and lazy. Master has her working out daily and eating a healthy diet. (Though she does admit to splurging once a week and eating whatever she wants. Otherwise she feels as if she is depriving herself.) she still loves to cook and try new things and has been trying to cook healthy meals. Good for blue.

blue identifies as a simple girl. Simple is so much easier than complex, as far as she is concerned. Though her opinion as far as her simplicity goes has been debated. Some of her desires are seen as far from being simple, but as far as blue is concerned her only desire is for happiness, which is quite simple indeed. In an attempt to show her rather misunderstood (and perhaps non-pc) sense of humor she will share a joke that she have always gotten a kick out of.

There were two men walking through the woods (perfectly happy)....WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN......a snake jumped up and bit one of the men right on his penis! The man fell to the ground in pain. "QUICK! Drive to the nearest town and get the doctor!", he exclaimed to his friend! So the friend ran at break neck speed through the woods until he got to their truck. He drove 50 miles to the nearest town....He pounded on the doctor's door...Finally the doctor appeared. "What's the problem?," he asked? "My friend's been bitten by a snake! You have to come with me!" "I can't," said the doctor, "I'm in the middle of delivering a baby!," he explained. "But here's what you do. You make an incision on either side of the snakebite and you suck the venom out." The man ran back to his truck...He drove 50 miles back to the woods...He ran at breakneck speed to where his friend now lay WRITHING IN AGONY..."What happened!?! Where's the doctor!?! What did he say!?!", he asked."The doctor says you're going to die."

No? Not a knee slapper? Drat. she will try another some other time. Kind of disappointed by the lack of fanfare accompanying that one. blue, by the way, would have saved her friend. (But, heh, you already knew that, right?) While she is being out and out cheesy, here is her favorite pickup line.

Do you sleep on your stomach?....Can I?

OK, enough with the cheez-whiz routine. This girl has a few more pages to work on, dinner to make, and nails to polish. A woman's work is never done.

OK, after receiving some feedback over the snakebite joke blue decided to add a couple more. The consensus over the snakebite was an overwhelming thumbs down, (Drat! Everyone's a critic) but blue still likes it. OK, here goes:

A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he

notices the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look

and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the

nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk

around town. He sees an ice-cream shop, and being a penguin

in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit

the spot. He sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a

real mess trying to eat with his little flippers. After

finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station

and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem.

The mechanic looks up from the engine and says, "It looks

like you blew a seal."

"No, no," the penguin replies wiping his mouth, "it's just

Here is another, relayed to blue by one of those darn critics. (Thanks c. xoxox):

Q. How many perverts does it take to insert a lightbulb?

A. One..but it takes the whole emergency room to get it back out.

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