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The Mountainmen

• bctheme.wav -- The show's theme song.

• asrich.wav -- E.L. laments his decreasing wealth.

• gerund.wav -- Rob and Margaret debate the grammatical correctness of a hate letter.

• spread.wav -- Lori arouses Brad by describing a lavish spread at Tom and Nicole's.

• hooker.wav -- What does Malcolm know about finding a hooker?

• both.wav -- Rob and Malcolm engage in guy talk.

• caesar.wav -- Cary only uses the computer to write his "Julius Caesar" paper.

• malaria.wav -- Yolanda's Tourette's syndrome rears its ugly head.

• softly.wav -- L.L. instructs Rob on how to speak to the comatose E.L.

• whore.wav -- Brad really is a whore.

• sexgood.wav -- Parker's new riff on sex doesn't sit too well with Rob.  Wonder why.

Once More Unto the Breach

• kato.wav -- Rob talks business with his poolboy, Kato Kaelin.

• me.wav -- Audrey drops a bomb -- another one -- on Rob.

• getreal.wav -- Lori and Nicky negotiate the rights to his life story.

• howisel.wav -- L.L. thinks E.L. is going to pull through.

• question .wav -- L.L. doesn't think Rob has a very good contract.

The Hat Trick

• police.wav -- As usual, Lori's priorities are squarely in order.

• what.wav -- Rumors of E.L.'s hooker surface.

• tellyou.wav -- Lori has something to tell Nicky.

• deplete.wav -- Parker depletes Audrey's life force.

• donedeal.wav -- Herb and Brian conclude that Lori is going over to NBC.

• bea.wav -- Bea Arthur has a plan to make LGT number one in the ratings.

• bringin.wav -- Marty and Margaret ponder L.L.'s plans.

• elsheart.wav -- Rob and L.L. disagree on what E.L. would want.

The Ethel Merman Story

• disabled.wav -- Latitia shares with her coworkers.

• post.wav -- Lori recounts the best part of her deal with Nicky.

• 1970.wav -- When Gary Torpin was president of NBC, and Lori wasn't quite born yet.

• consider.wav -- The hooker has a price for his/her silence.

• tomhanks.wav -- Malcolm does his best Tom Hanks impression.

• both2.wav -- Cecile has a revelation about Malcolm for Rob.

• pitch.wav -- Audrey tries to pitch to her dad.

The Deal

• decision.wav -- L.L. isn't getting involved.

• lunatic.wav -- L.L. thinks Rob and Kendall should put aside their differences.

• nipple.wav -- Just how much nipple can you see on TV?

• mythic.wav -- Lori tries to sell a novelist on scripting the Krasnakov miniseries.

• goingon.wav -- Cecile and Audrey have a very open relationship.

• radio.wav -- Kendall has strong feelings about the FCC.

Sex, Drugs & Videotape

• suprvisr.wav -- Latitia needs her intern evaluation form filled out.

• whoreps.wav -- Who represents Eric Bogosian, anyway?

• merman1.wav -- Everyone's auditioning for Ethel Merman, from Yolanda Mercedes ...

• merman2.wav -- ... to Bea Arthur ...

• merman3.wav -- ... to Larry Lenchner.

• gangster.wav -- Nicky really, REALLY wants Eric Bogosian.

• actress.wav -- Rob and L.L. vie for E.L.'s support.

• fruit.wav -- E.L. knows how to take care of Sandra Cassandra.

• pietins.wav -- Lori meets Bea Arthur.

• findout.wav -- L.L. makes herself clear.

Unsafe Sex

• esteem.wav -- Malcolm has damaged Sandra's self-esteem as a woman.

• roughage.wav -- L.L. thinks Rob's complexion looks wan.

• called.wav -- Why did Nicky call Rob?

• finesse.wav -- Irwin tells Rob who to report to.

• writer.wav -- Brad forgets who is writing the Krasnakov mini.

The Velvet Curtain

• kareem.wav -- The Malones disappoint a potential buyer.

• imgay.wav -- Malcolm makes a confession to Rob.

• ovulate.wav -- Cecile finds Rob very attractive.

• donethis.wav -- Nancy advises Malcolm on PR.

• yeah.wav -- Malcolm makes a confession on national TV.

• loveyou.wav -- Brian kisses up to Connie Stevens.

Touched by an Angel

• misquote.wav -- Maybe Malcolm isn't gay after all.

• lastnite.wav -- Malcolm makes small talk.

• matters.wav -- It doesn't matter what Lori or Latitia likes.

• rosie.wav -- Brad recounts a faux pas with Rosie O'Donnell.

• halo.wav -- Faith is missing an important piece of wardrobe.

Is It Good or Bad for the Jews?

• jews1.wav -- Marty tells Latitia about the origin of a saying he uses.

• jews2.wav -- Rob tells Debbie that he and Cecile picked up Marty's saying.

• airvent.wav -- Lori tries to charm L.L., who has A/C problems.

• jews3.wav -- Somehow, Brian has also picked up Marty's saying.

• woundup.wav -- L.L. still doesn't think Rob is eating right.

• comer.wav -- L.L. sees right through Lori.

• games.wav -- L.L. knows where Lori is coming from.

• jews4.wav -- What can you say when the CEO slips back into a coma?

White Woman's Burden

• phonetap.wav -- Brad can't believe Nicky tapped his phone.

• burden.wav -- Lori bemoans the burden of being a successful white woman.

• bfriend.wav -- Brad tells Lori what her boyfriend has done.

• ipromise.wav -- Despite evidence to the contrary, Malcolm is gay.  Really.

• casey.wav -- There's a new face at LGT.

• clubmed.wav -- Malcolm seems to have overcompensated...

• back.wav -- Rob gets some sound advice from his predecessor.

Shakedown in Puerto Vallarta

• kid.wav -- Parker postulates about having a kid.

• coffee.wav -- L.L. performs for Rob.

• llshow.wav -- L.L. has a surefire hit for Friday night on LGT.

• lineone.wav -- Yolanda has an urgent need to speak to Rob.

• angry.wav -- Yolanda's angry.

• cookies.wav -- Lori has a hypothesis about Casey's home life.

Don't Try This at Home

• dart.wav -- Latitia tells Debbie about a heartbreaking childhood trauma.

• obsess.wav -- Audrey wants Parker to obsess about her.

• gotit.wav -- Lori lays down the law for Casey.

• act.wav -- Lori knows what Casey is up to.

• deal.wav -- Rob brings Parker's contract negotiations to a close.

• crap.wav -- Not all TV is socially redeeming...

Star Whores

• lilchat.wav -- Lori has specific rules for her assistant.

• bochco.wav -- Casey will keep an eye on things while Lori is gone.

• hat.wav -- Parker wears his role like a hat.

• lawyer.wav -- Lori won't be in jail for long.

Always Leave 'Em Laughing

• died.wav -- Sid's died all over the country.

• alright.wav -- Sid has a memory lapse on the set.

• ccard.wav -- Sid tries to relieve the tension with a joke.

• towels.wav -- Sid forgets who Casey is in mid-conversation.

• prostate.wav -- Sid doesn't want to talk.

• remember.wav -- Sid confronts his problem.

Faith, Hope & Chastity

• woman.wav -- Marty tells Malcolm about dating.  Women.

• guys.wav -- Guys can be too needy for Lori.

• ifguy.wav -- Lori would sleep with Malcolm, under different circumstances.

• agent.wav -- Brad makes an appearance at Narcotics Anonymous.

• oblivion.wav -- Parker and Julius perform Cecile's play.

• sexagain.wav -- Rob is in big trouble with Cecile.

Russian Roulette

• othrline.wav -- Who is Brad talking to at 1:00 in the morning?

• notalike.wav -- Lori and Casey are nothing alike.

• herb.wav -- Malcolm doesn't think Herb really knows what's up.

• screwhim.wav -- Nicky is learning how to talk Hollywood.

• jigsup.wav -- Lori blows Casey's cover.

• poison.wav -- Parker and his costar improvise a key scene in the miniseries.

• fuckedup.wav -- Malcolm's done it again.

• parker.wav -- Parker?

Death in Malibu

• hole.wav -- Brad issues a heartfelt statement on Parker's death.

• nbcmourn.wav -- Barry Berman makes a statement, too.

• black.wav -- Lori has some fashion problems with mourning.

• funny.wav -- Margaret shares her thoughts about Parker.

• dream.wav -- Brad has a dream.

• terrific.wav -- Lori thought Parker was a terrific guy.

• singular.wav -- Audrey and Cecile remember Parker.

• musky.wav -- Malcolm chats with a waiter at the funeral reception.

• pmtheme.wav -- Rest in peace, Parker.

Fasten Your Seatbelts

• safe.wav -- Audrey feels safe at home.

• loveshim.wav -- Nicky's dailies go over very well.

• finances.wav -- Cecile tries to help Audrey work out a budget.

• socks.wav -- Pamela Marsden has some helpful hints for Rob.

• ohohoh.wav -- Lori says goodbye to Casey.

• brains.wav -- Pamela mourns what might have been.

• fasten.wav -- Lori realizes this means war.

Disinformed Sources

• ringo.wav -- Rob finds out Ringo Starr wants to buy LGT.

• trish.wav -- Herb and Brian try to sweet-talk a LGT secretary.

• buying.wav -- Latitia has a question.

• youwin.wav -- Lori finishes things up with Casey.

The Cherry Orchard: Part 2

• braces.wav -- L.L. explains a painful audit to Ivana Trump.

• ncm.wav -- Ivana likes the idea of "Non Compus Mentus."

• sorry.wav -- Latitia complains about the handicapped-inaccessible microwave.

• chekov.wav -- Nicky is influenced by the works of Chekov.

• franco.wav -- E.L. is back.

• gayhumor.wav -- Lori and Malcolm trade parting barbs.

• outahere.wav -- Lori gets one more chance to suck up to L.L.

• advice.wav -- L.L. advises Rob on working for Ivana.

• babies.wav -- Dr. Wackenhut consoles Wanda after a terrible mix-up.

• feeling.wav -- How is E.L. feeling?

• hedied.wav -- E.L. gets an update on Parker's paycheck.

• surprise.wav -- Here we go again.

PMS.COM

• prince.wav -- Nigel and his guest need a table at Spago.

• relax.wav -- Rob tells everyone to stop worrying.

• railroad.wav -- E.L.'s railroad analogy isn't an analogy after all.

• 123rd.wav -- Brad has done some checking on Nigel.

• period.wav -- Emotions run high between Audrey and Cecile.

• ally.wav -- Lori did brilliant work in development at Fox.

• nbcjob.wav -- She's baaaaaack...

• goodbuy.wav -- Dan Falco has purchased 15 million LGT shares.

The 53% Solution

• clear.wav -- Lori mistakes Dan for a messenger.

• team.wav -- Dan is looking forward to working with Rob.

• oahu.wav -- Brad loves his client's music.

• swimming.wav -- Malcolm tries to open up and go for it.

• 16.wav -- L.L. puts Dan's purchase in perspective.

• thursday.wav -- L.L. discusses her show with Barry Diller.

• unicorns.wav -- Malcolm scoffs at a dating service video.

• asians.wav -- Nicky gets sidetracked while promoting his miniseries.

• list.wav -- Rob asks Malcolm for funny Asians.

• goodtime.wav -- Rob says goodbye to E.L.

• yourshow.wav -- Rob says goodbye to L.L.

• goodbye.wav -- We ain't seen the last of Lydia Luddin.

Sex and Violence

• decade.wav -- Sandra ponders what this decade is called.

• whatkind.wav -- What kind of out of the question is Lori talking about?

• argument.wav -- Cecile has a terrific argument with Rob.

• boys.wav -- Cecile gives Cary an ill-advised pep talk.

• bastards.wav -- Lori gets her team revved up for paintball.

• nbcpig.wav -- Margaret gets into the spirit of the game.

• warhell.wav -- Lori calls Malcolm about the horrors of war.

• likeit.wav -- A regenerated Parker talks to Rob.

Dog Day Afternoon

• buddy.wav -- Debbie interrupts the staff meeting with a national emergency.

• harper.wav -- Brad tries to come up with an Asian writer for Lori.

• dog.wav -- Irwin explains the Buddy situation to Rob.

The Naked Truth

• honoring.wav -- Davis Gaines accepts a humanitarian award.

• story.wav -- Dr. Wackenhut tells Rob and Cecile a funny story.

• edge.wav -- Davis tells Lori what really matters to him.

• noedge.wav -- Lori tells Davis about Casey.

• right.wav -- Davis dictates a script to his assistant.

• queen.wav -- Rob and Malcolm vehemently argue a casting disagreement.

• blist.wav -- Cecile neatly sums up her thoughts on Rob's award.

• closing.wav -- Lori tells Brad she is close to closing.

• casting.wav -- Malcolm asks for Rob's final casting decision.

An Asian in the Sun

• nojews.wav -- Lori and Malcolm discuss the lack of Jews in the lobby.

• crcljerk.wav -- Margaret thinks Lori is sending mixed signals.

• deluise.wav -- Dom DeLuise wants a meeting with Brad.

• buffy.wav -- Lori needs to borrow Malcolm's TV.

• hermryan.wav -- Herb and Brian share gossip with their New York counterparts.

• sondra.wav -- Sandra thinks it's time for a change.

The Leak

• offer.wav -- Rob is very interested in Cecile's job offer.

• dirty.wav -- Malcolm and Margaret chat about Rob.

• silas.wav -- The leak strikes again, and Lori is livid.

• getalife.wav -- Audrey encourages Cecile to go for the New York job.

• heidiho.wav -- Margaret finds Brad and Lori plotting in the ladies' room.

• takingin.wav -- Rob and Cary discuss Cecile's possible move.

• allthat.wav -- Lori tells Kelly the ups and downs of the business.

• headshot.wav -- Erik Estrada has a suggestion for Malcolm.

Hello, Dalai

• reminder.wav -- Audrey goes off on a tangent.

• besides.wav -- Cary tells Audrey why he has sex with Sandra.

• second.wav -- Audrey's quest for Parker's sperm hits another snag.

• please.wav -- Lori begs Malcolm to take her to an audience with the Dalai Lama.

• eyebags.wav -- Malcolm lets the air out of a puffy producer.

Zero Tolerance

• karma.wav -- Rob is surprised by Dan's plans for a pilgrimage.

• closet.wav -- Malcolm sexually harasses Margaret.

• survive.wav -- Rob is optimistic about confronting new ownership.

• madre.wav -- Yolanda has trouble adjusting to "Conchita."

• nicebuns.wav -- Margaret sexually harasses Cliff.

• cooking.wav -- Cary and Audrey are too busy to cook.

• regis.wav -- Lori and Brad tell Nicky how well the mini did.

• thong.wav -- Freddie Falco shares his tastes in television with Rob.

• training.wav -- Margaret has no intention of going to sensitivity training.

• fewdays.wav -- Margaret's mind is made up.

• buns2.wav -- Margaret sexually harasses Rob.

The Wartime Consigliere

• forget.wav -- Kendall remembers Casey.

• lineup.wav -- Freddie gets right to work at LGT.

• cocktail.wav -- Lori doesn't enjoy interacting with the affiliates.

• freud.wav -- Rob tries to give Audrey some advice.

• doher.wav -- Herb and Brian spot Audrey out and about.

Be Careful What You Wish For

• wrong.wav -- Marty is about to prove Lori wrong.

• butwhat.wav -- Sondra drives a hard bargain.

• shindig.wav -- Lori and Malcolm are saddened by their coworker's departure.

• mother.wav -- For Sondra, family comes first.

• corrupt.wav -- Amanda Wolfe comes to Rob with her concerns.

• thebar.wav -- It's where the serious action is.

• malone.wav -- Audrey has some bad news for Sondra.

• subtle.wav -- Brad knows subtlety.

• howgood.wav -- Rob makes peace with the late Parker.

Killer Sushi

• do.wav -- Rob has trouble occupying his new assistant.

• cell.wav -- Cliff seems to have trouble following Lori's instructions.

• clients.wav -- Brad has a run-in with "The Godfather" of Hollywood talent agents.

• enhanced.wav -- Cecile enjoys Audrey's enhanced Chinese food.

• clothes.wav -- Kelly has a reasonable request for Nigel.

• ama.wav -- Cecile decides on a course of action regarding Wackenhut.

• baby.wav -- Cecile confronts Dr. Wackenhut.

• stern.wav -- Lori regales Malcolm with her sushi victory.

The Woodhouse Conundrum

• shrink.wav -- Lori's life coach explains his philosophy.

• tension.wav -- Malcolm and Freddie differ on the meaning of dramatic tension.

• custody.wav -- Rob explores the possibilities of his case against Wackenhut.

• medea.wav -- Brad tells an actress about Freddie's interest in her.

• voteoff.wav -- Freddie tells Malcolm about his great idea.

• sperm.wav -- Rob gets some interesting news from Audrey.

Moles, Meatloaf, & Myrna Loy

• beverly.wav -- Freddie keeps learning.

• finished.wav -- Lori and Malcolm are ready to work together.

• vultures.wav -- Audrey explains why neighbor ladies are giving Rob meatloaf.

• seeher.wav -- The Steiners discuss the complexities of Beverly's sitcom character.

• knees.wav -- Beverly and Felicia run through some unfunny dialogue.

• lord.wav -- Lori, Malcolm, Brad and the Steiners try to fix the show.

• itworks.wav -- Lori reassures Beverly, in her own way.

• problem.wav -- "Bev" gets its Urkel.

• smooth.wav -- Rob tries to comfort Beverly.

Fathers and Sons

• 10000.wav -- Freddie addresses the tabloid journalists.

• meeting.wav -- Freddie wants to talk development with Rob.

• car.wav -- Brad tries unsuccessfully to avoid a client.

• kidnappd.wav -- Nicky is always willing to lend a helping hand.

• dying.wav -- Malcolm comes to terms with his father.

Hitting the Bottle

• groucho.wav -- Brad tries to appease a frustrated Gabe Kaplan.

• putz.wav -- Margaret tells off the ever-sniveling Stanley.

• uglystuf.wav -- Margaret and Debbie have catching up to do.

• kotter.wav -- Brad, Herb, and Brian go to great lengths to woo Gabe.

• bottles.wav -- Kendall describes bottle episodes.  Sound familiar?

• cyanide.wav -- Casey always comes prepared.

• moss.wav -- Margaret makes a toast.

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