Just Plain Absurd

First, to do this, you might want to have a pneumatic spudgun. This is to prevent it from igniting from the propellant used to launch it. To make it become a monster hurling flaming tennis great distances you must also have a blowtorch. To hook your blowtorch to it, simply duct tape it to the barrel (duct tape is my favorite thing to use when there's a problem). You might want to wedge something between the torch and the end of the barrel to make the blowtorch tilt away from it so that the nozzle won't get hit by the tennis ball. After you have it attached, put in a tennis ball soaked in lantern fluid or other such fuel. Then, when everything is setup, spark the torch which will produce a flame that will ignite the tennis ball when it comes out. I'm not sure if this will work though, because the tennis ball might be coming out to fast so I'd suggest putting the PSI down a bit so that it will have time to catch the TB on fire and also not to go so fast as to put it out. I've drawn a diagram below:

Alright, this is part one of a (hopefully) long list of things to come. This projectile has two parts, cement and rebar. To make this, one would need two scrap PVC pieces that are the same diameter as your barrel and about 4-6 inches long. Take these, which I will refer to as the molds for now on, and fill with cement. Take the rebar and stick it in the center of one of the molds as close as you can get it to be in the heart of the cement. Stick it all the way through until it reaches 2-3 inches out of the other side. Do the exact same with the other mold and wait until fully hard. When it's done, shoot it at something and be careful, I've heard NOTHING can stop rebar when shot at 25 feet or less. As always, a picture is presented below:

This ammo should be a very good piercing ammo, so take caution. I don't know how aerodynamic this is; try and use a rifled barrel to correct that. Alright, this is a simple projectile, and only requires a cement mold for a barrel, nails, and cement. Just take the mold and fill it with cement. Then, stick nails into it making the farthest one that sticks out the one in the middle. Take the rest of the nails and put them in a circle around it, going deeper into the cement as you get farther from the center. As soon as it dries, shoot it at your garage door! JUST KIDDING! DON'T DO THAT. It makes certain people angry. And of course, since I'm such a nice guy (not that much of one, since you probably can't tell what it is), I've included a diagram below:


	Just Plain Absurd UNORTHODOX AMMO PART I: FLAMING TENNIS BALLS PART II: REBAR AND CEMENT PART III: NAILS AND CEMENT 1. UNORTHODOX AMMO; PART I(FLAMING TENNIS BALLS) First, to do this, you might want to have a pneumatic spudgun. This is to prevent it from igniting from the propellant used to launch it. To make it become a monster hurling flaming tennis great distances you must also have a blowtorch. To hook your blowtorch to it, simply duct tape it to the barrel (duct tape is my favorite thing to use when there's a problem). You might want to wedge something between the torch and the end of the barrel to make the blowtorch tilt away from it so that the nozzle won't get hit by the tennis ball. After you have it attached, put in a tennis ball soaked in lantern fluid or other such fuel. Then, when everything is setup, spark the torch which will produce a flame that will ignite the tennis ball when it comes out. I'm not sure if this will work though, because the tennis ball might be coming out to fast so I'd suggest putting the PSI down a bit so that it will have time to catch the TB on fire and also not to go so fast as to put it out. I've drawn a diagram below: 2. UNORTHODOX AMMO; PART II(REBAR AND CEMENT) Alright, this is part one of a (hopefully) long list of things to come. This projectile has two parts, cement and rebar. To make this, one would need two scrap PVC pieces that are the same diameter as your barrel and about 4-6 inches long. Take these, which I will refer to as the molds for now on, and fill with cement. Take the rebar and stick it in the center of one of the molds as close as you can get it to be in the heart of the cement. Stick it all the way through until it reaches 2-3 inches out of the other side. Do the exact same with the other mold and wait until fully hard. When it's done, shoot it at something and be careful, I've heard NOTHING can stop rebar when shot at 25 feet or less. As always, a picture is presented below: 3. UNORTHODOX AMMO; PART III(NAILS AND CEMENT) This ammo should be a very good piercing ammo, so take caution. I don't know how aerodynamic this is; try and use a rifled barrel to correct that. Alright, this is a simple projectile, and only requires a cement mold for a barrel, nails, and cement. Just take the mold and fill it with cement. Then, stick nails into it making the farthest one that sticks out the one in the middle. Take the rest of the nails and put them in a circle around it, going deeper into the cement as you get farther from the center. As soon as it dries, shoot it at your garage door! JUST KIDDING! DON'T DO THAT. It makes certain people angry. And of course, since I'm such a nice guy (not that much of one, since you probably can't tell what it is), I've included a diagram below: