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Fun With Microwaves
Mad Scientists' Haven
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A little touch on some complexing issues
(if that's what you can call them).
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WE ARE MISSING SOMETHING!!!
Hey, this is Ty the Warrior (the Kurnul's best friend) and I just have to tell y'all something. This is pretty deep, you must have a brilliant mind to understand this concept. Okay, here it goes...Have you ever stopped and wondered what it would be like if we never heard of, thought about, or even dreamed of having clothes, or trees, telephones, or computers, or something like that? Well, I wonder about that all the time. And that brings up another question, IS THERE SOMETHING WE ARE MISSING??? Maybe there is something that nobody has ever thought or dreamed of. Something that would make life a whole lot easier, something that would change mankind as we know it. BUT WAIT!! THERE'S MORE! You know the 5 senses right? Touch, taste, see, smell, hear. Well, what if there was something else that we don't have. I'm not talking about talking to dead people.... that's just dumb. I mean something that we could never imagine, something totally unthought, unheard, and unnoticed. That will keep ya thinkin while you are tryin to sleep tonight!!! If you have any thoughts or comments, just let me know at Ty.Warrior@juno.com
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IS ANYONE 'NORMAL'?!
We have been raised to believe in the term 'normal' in our everyday lives. First we see people comparing other people to the term 'normal,' while we go and see a doctor showing the difference between a cancerous organ and a NORMAL specimen. Is the word normal really what we need to use here?! If that were so, NO ONE WOULD BE NORMAL!!!. In the former sense, if you acted any differently from 'John Smith' who watches TGIF on Friday's and has dinner at exactly 6 'O Clock sharp! The next point I would like to make is that of the latter sense. If we compared everything to a normal state, any normal person DOES NOT GET SICK! We see a doctor comparing things between a healthy and non-healthy organ but never a normal one! If that were true, if you got sick IN ANY WAY, YOU ARE NOT NORMAL!!! Since we all have gotten sick at one point in time, it would be hypocritical to call anyone who does not have a healthy something or other 'not normal.' I conclude by saying, we should change the word in the former to AVERAGE and of the latter, HEALTHY.
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THEORY OF AMNESINITY
This is another one by my friend 'The Warrior.' This one is kinda weird and unorthodox way of making people change in major ways. Take this guy for example, he smokes and he just can't quit, soooooo give him a good konk on the head! With any luck he will get amnesia. You may be wondering; what use would making it so he couldn't remember his own name, dickweed? Well my answer to that is simple, if he can't remember his name, how will he remember his habits? It has been proven that nicotine brings on cravings, but cravings for what? If he can't remember where he lives, I highly doubt he will remember what the craving is for.
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HUMANS: ABOVE NATURE?
This is a thought I had as I was thinking in Geometry (I got nothing better to do). Why do people think men interfere with nature? Since some people say that we were created from nature, aren't we apart of nature as well? When a bird builds a nest, everyone thinks it's a 'wonder of nature,' yet when a person builds a house, they think of it as more of a destructive act, or not NATURAL. Why? If we were created, as some people say, from just evolving from chimpanzees and the like then are we not a part of nature? When people take over a piece of land and destroy it's habitat, and flush out all the animals it is called destructive. But when plagues of all kinds do this, it's called nature. HOW CAN THAT BE? I guess they're just saying humans aren't natural I guess....
- READ A REPLY BY 'HEY YOU' HERE.
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WHY BUMS SHOULD ROB BANKS
This was actually my friend's idea, but I couldn't resist. You may think that he's crazy for saying this, but after I heard the reason, I think you might be changed as well. Alright, first off, what do we know bums for? Being homeless and having no money right? Well, why don't they go rob a bank? That may sound stupid, but it is actually a very good idea. If they get away with it, then they get the cash they stole, right? But if they don't, they get a nice cozy shelter with food and water everyday, FOR FREE (well, at least from our tax dollars). I don't know why any bums thought of this before.
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