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<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0><tr> <td valign="top" height=55 BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000" bgproperties="fixed" background="18bb0371egerdp.jpg"> <bR> <div> </div> </td> </tr><tr> <td valign="top" height=425 BGCOLOR="#000000" TEXT="#F7F7FF"> <bR> <div> <TABLE BORDER="15" CELLPADDING="2" CELLSPACING="10" WIDTH="334" BORDERCOLORLIGHT="#A0A0A4" BORDERCOLORDARK="#555555" FRAME="BOX" RULES="ALL" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" > <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP BGCOLOR=#000000 HEIGHT= 42 ><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="18c1f200.gif" border=0 width="31" height="32" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"><IMG SRC="11f20200.gif" border=0 width="32" height="32" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"><IMG SRC="18e1f200.gif" border=0 width="31" height="32" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"><IMG SRC="1211f200.gif" border=0 width="31" height="32" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">   <IMG SRC="11b20200.gif" border=0 width="32" height="32" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"><IMG SRC="11e20200.gif" border=0 width="32" height="32" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"><IMG SRC="11f20200.gif" border=0 width="32" height="32" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> </TABLE></div> <bR> <bR> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c002a014080808000.gif" HEIGHT="21" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Make sure you have at least a TINY bit of mechanical knowledge.  This will tell you if you do or not:</div> <bR> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <U>PART I:</U><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Impact" > </FONT></div> <div> DO YOU KNOW WHAT A HAMMER IS?<FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Impact" >  </FONT><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#A0A0A4" FACE="Impact" >If not do not proceed and please, FIND OUT!  </FONT></div> <bR> <div> <U>PART II:</U></div> <div> DO YOU KNOW HOW TO USE IT?<FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Impact" >  </FONT><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#A0A0A4" FACE="Impact" >Again, if not, do not proceed.  Now for the hard part.</FONT><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#FFCC33" FACE="Impact" > </FONT></div> <bR> <div> <U>PART III:</U></div> <div> <FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#808080" FACE="Impact" >DO YOU KNOW HOW TO GLUE THINGS TOGETHER, OR DID YOU FAIL KINDERGARTEN?</FONT> <FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Impact" > </FONT>Once again, if not do not proceed unless you can't understand what I am spelling right now.</div> <bR> <div> <B>------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</B></div> <bR> <bR> <div> <TABLE BORDER="15" CELLPADDING="2" CELLSPACING="10" WIDTH="323" BORDERCOLORLIGHT="#A0A0A4" BORDERCOLORDARK="#555555" FRAME="BOX" RULES="ALL" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" > <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 42 ><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="1931f200.gif" border=0 width="31" height="32" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"><IMG SRC="11f20200.gif" border=0 width="32" height="32" ALIGN="BOTTOM" 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TITLE="http://www.angermanagement.com"><U>here</U></A></FONT>.</div> <bR> <div> <U>PART II:</U></div> <div> IF YOU HAD A RELATIONSHIP PROBLEM, WOULD YOU USE THIS DEVICE TO SHOOT A FLAMING TENNIS BALL INTO YOUR NOW EX-GIRL(BOY)FRIEND'S WINDOW SETTING THEIR HOUSE ABLAZE?<FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Impact" >  </FONT><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#A0A0A4" FACE="Impact" >If so, SEEK HELP!</FONT></div> <bR> <div> <U>PART III:</U></div> <div> DOES YOUR DOCTOR PRESCRIBE MEDICATION FOR YOUR TEMPERAMENT?<FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Impact" >  </FONT><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#A0A0A4" FACE="Impact" >If so please continue, only if you make sure you take it.</FONT></div> <bR> <div> <U>PART IV:</U></div> <div> <FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#808080" FACE="Impact" >IF YOU HAVE THE INTENT ON USING THIS DEVICE TO 'SHUT THAT YAPPY NEIGHBORS' DOG UP FOR GOOD.'</FONT><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Impact" >  </FONT>PLEASE, do not continue and click this <A HREF="http://www.humanesociety.com" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.humanesociety.com"><U>link</U></A>!</div> <bR> <div> <B>------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</B></div> <div>                                                                                                                                                                                         </div> <bR> <div> <TABLE BORDER="15" CELLPADDING="2" CELLSPACING="10" WIDTH="396" BORDERCOLORLIGHT="#A0A0A4" BORDERCOLORDARK="#555555" FRAME="BOX" RULES="ALL" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" > <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 40 ><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="1211f200.gif" border=0 width="31" height="32" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"><IMG SRC="11f20200.gif" border=0 width="32" height="32" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"><IMG SRC="19c1f200.gif" border=0 width="31" height="32" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"><IMG SRC="1211f200.gif" border=0 width="31" height="32" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">   <IMG SRC="1211f200.gif" border=0 width="31" height="32" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"><IMG SRC="1241f200.gif" border=0 width="31" height="32" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"><IMG SRC="1a01f200.gif" border=0 width="31" height="32" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"><IMG SRC="11f20200.gif" border=0 width="32" height="32" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"><IMG SRC="11f20200.gif" border=0 width="32" height="32" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> </TABLE></div> <bR> <div> This next section is testing your developed 'responsibility' skills; there are two sets and they are multiple choice.</div> <bR> <div> »»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»</div> <bR> <div> <U>IF YOU 'ACCIDENTALLY' SHOT YOUR NEIGHBOR'S WINDOW USING THIS DEVICE WOULD YOU:</U></div> <bR> <div> A ) take responsibility for your actions</div> <div> B ) BLAME IT ALL ON A BURGLAR WHO 'BREAKS AND ENTERS' THROUGH THE WINDOW USING A POTATO.</div> <div> C )  blame it all on your younger sister and hide the spudgun in her closet </div> <div> D ) BLAME IT ALL ON ME AND SAY I SENT MINIATURE INVISIBLE ROBOTS THAT BRAIN WASHED YOU INTO DOING IT.  (YOU'LL PROBABLY WIND UP IN A MENTAL INSTITUTION)</div> <div> E )  BURY THE SPUDGUN, AND IF ANYONE ASKS, SAY YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING, AND  IF ANYONE ACCUSES YOU, PLEAD INSANITY.</div> <bR> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> The correct answers were A or C.  Actually the right 'responsible' thing to do would be A, so if you got it right continue on.</div> <div>                                                                                                                                                                                  </div> <div> ««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««</div> <bR> <bR> <div> <U>IF YOU WERE TO SHOOT YOUR SPUDGUN WHICH EXPLODES WOULD YOU:</U></div> <bR> <div> A ) DIE (PROBABLY)</div> <div> B ) BLAME IT ON THE MAKERS OF THE PIPE</div> <div> C ) TAKE ALL THE RESPONSIBILITIES AND ACCEPT THAT YOU CAN'T MAKE ANYTHING SIMPLE WITHOUT SCREWING UP.</div> <div> D ) BLAME ME AND SAY I SENT PINK LEPRECHAUNS THAT WEAR POLKA-DOTS TO SABOTAGE YOUR SPUDGUN</div> <div> E ) AS THE SHRAPNEL ENTERS YOUR BRAIN PRAY TO GOD AND ASK WHY HE HATES YOU.</div> <bR> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> The correct answers were A,C, & E.</div> <bR> <div> »»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»</div> <div>                                                                                                                                                                           </div> <bR> <bR> <div> <U>If you passed all the tests, click </U><A HREF="spudgunmain.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="The Kurnuls Spudgun Palace"><U><U>here</U></U></A><U>.</U></div> <bR> <div> <U>If not, please click </U><A HREF="http://www.ilikesteamerbeans.com" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.ilikesteamerbeans.com"><U><U>here.</U></U></A></div> <bR> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>