Tips For School

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 (Anarchy File Remake with some of my own things)</U></I></U></A></div> <bR> <bR> <div> <I><B><U>Lessons</U></B></I></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="#lesson__1__keyboarding_class_" TITLE="Tips For School"><U><I><U><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7014000ffff00.gif" HEIGHT="21" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Lesson #1:  Keyboarding</U></I></U></A></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="hindenburg2k1.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="The Hindenburg Recreation: By The Kurnul"><U><I><U><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7014000ffff00.gif" HEIGHT="21" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Lesson #2:  A Nice History or Chemistry Project</U></I></U></A></div> <bR> <div> <I> <img src="HTMLobj-275/aniGif.gif" border="0" align="bottom" width="582" height="40">  </I></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B> <A NAME="introduction__"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A></B><FONT SIZE="5" COLOR="#333333" FACE="Courier New" ><B><U>INTRODUCTION</U></B></FONT><FONT SIZE="5" COLOR="#333333" FACE="Arial Narrow" ><B> </B></FONT></div> <bR> <div> <TABLE BORDER="10" CELLPADDING="6" CELLSPACING="20" WIDTH="528" BORDERCOLORLIGHT="#C0C0C0" BORDERCOLORDARK="#808080" FRAME="BOX" RULES="ALL" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" BGCOLOR=#000000 > <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 198 WIDTH="454"><div> <B><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b70118c0c0c000.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Do you have a problem paying attention in school?  </B></div> <bR> <div> <B><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b70118c0c0c000.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Do you feel like if your math teacher goes on anymore your head will explode from pure boredom?  </B></div> <bR> <div> <B><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b70118c0c0c000.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Have you actually ever thought about killing yourself just to escape the dreariness of English? </B> </div> </tD> </tR> </TABLE></div> <bR> <div> <B>If you have answered yes to any or all of them, I have a page to help you slide past school more comfortably and with much less pain and suffering from excruciating boredom.</B></div> <bR> <div> <I><U> <img src="HTMLobj-276/aniGif.gif" border="0" align="bottom" width="582" height="40">  </U></I></div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <B> <A NAME="the_commandments__"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A></B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#808080" FACE="Courier New" ><I><B><U>THE COMMANDMENTS</U></B></I></FONT><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#808080" FACE="Arial Narrow" ><I><B> -</B></I></FONT></div> <bR> <bR> <div> <I><B>1.  Thou shalt not commit treason against a fellow student, unless that student is in the subdivision of 'teacher's pet' or a traitor himself.</B></I></div> <bR> <div> <I><B>2.  Thou shalt try to get out of punishment/capture by doing every possible thing, short of false accusation towards honorable students.</B></I></div> <bR> <div> <I><B>3.  Thou shalt fight against the system, sabotaging every possible thing, unless that thing wast made by honorable students, and if campaign may end in undoubtedly apprehension.</B></I></div> <bR> <bR> <div> <I><U> <img src="HTMLobj-277/aniGif.gif" border="0" align="bottom" width="582" height="40">  </U></I></div> <bR> <bR> <div> <B> <A NAME="do_ya_hate_school_"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A></B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#808080" FACE="Courier New" ><I><B><U>DO YA HATE SCHOOL!?</U></B></I></FONT></div> <bR> <bR> <div> <I><B><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b700f0a4a0a000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">One of my favorites for getting out of a class or two is to call in a bomb threat. Tell 'em that it is in a locker. Then they have to check them all, whilst you can slip away for an hour or two. You can even place a fake bomb (in any locker but YOURS!). They might cancel school for a week while they investigate (of course, you will probably have to make it up in the summer...).</B></I></div> <bR> <div> <I><B><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b700f044444400.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Get some pure potassium or pure sodium, put it in a capsule, and flush it down the toilet (smells awful! Stinks up the whole school!).</B></I></div> <bR> <div> <I><B><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b700f077777700.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">If you have the old kind of heaters, where there are heating units located in the halls with kind of a mesh looking top on them (actually, it should work for any heater, but the mesh give out the most heat), and pour your soft drink all over the top (make sure no one's lookin'!).  This procedure creates what I think is molasses.  This kind of molasses smells worse than the original type (some like it for some reason).  This gives off different types of odors depending on the kind of soft drink poured on it.  Sprite, Blue Fruitopia, and Coke have been the worst so far.  This also results in a black substance on the heater, which my school will probably think is an acting up of the heaters and probably get a new heating system.</B></I></div> <bR> <div> <I><B><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b700f0a4a0a000.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Use a smoke grenade in the hallway.</B></I></div> <bR> <div> <I><B><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b700f055555500.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Steal the computer passwords & keys.</B></I></div> <bR> <div> <I><B><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b700f033333300.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Get paper towels, get them wet, and throw 'em at the ceiling!  Try and get the whole ceiling covered!</B></I></div> <bR> <div> <I><B><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b700f055555500.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Make friends with student assistants and have them change your grades when the teachers hand in their bubble sheets for the report cards.</B></I></div> <bR> <div> <I><B><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b700f0bbbbbb00.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Spit your gum out on the carpet in the library or whatever and grind it into the carpet. Watch the janitors cry!</B></I></div> <bR> <div> <I><B><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b700f088888800.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Draw on lockers or spraypaint on the building that the principal is a fascist (mine is because she always wears black and makes us wear uniforms) </B></I></div> <bR> <div> <I><B><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b700f0aaaaaa00.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Stick a potato in the tailpipe of the principal's car. (mine drives a Mercedes, can you believe that?!)</B></I></div> <bR> <div> <I><B><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b700f044444400.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Get a virus from The Black Gate BBS, and infect their computers!  Most likely they use WordPerfect, Excel, and shit like that.</B></I></div> <bR> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <I><U> <img src="HTMLobj-278/aniGif.gif" border="0" align="bottom" width="582" height="40">  </U></I></div> <bR> <bR> <div> <B> <A NAME="lesson__1__keyboarding_class_"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A></B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#808080" FACE="Courier New" ><I><B><U>LESSON #1:  KEYBOARDING CLASS -</U></B></I></FONT></div> <bR> <div> <B>     </B><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#A0A0A4" FACE="Courier New" ><B>If you have this class, I feel your pain.  I had to take this class because of lack of alternatives and now I wish I would have taken that TA assistant job.  At any rate, I have found it extremely easy in that class if you sit near the back or in the back.  This way she will not be able to see what you are doing, most of the time anyway.  If you choose seats, choose the very back and choose to sit by people who aren't goody-goodies and won't rat you out (which is kinda hard for this class since the majority of my class is 8th graders and I'm in ninth). </B></FONT></div> <div> <B>     </B></div> <div> <B>     </B><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#808080" FACE="Courier New" ><B>The first and foremost easiest way to pass the time is to play games of course!  If you have the kind of network my school has, this could pose a problem.  Since teachers are very aware of students who play games, at my school they have gotten a program which allows students to get into anything but the desktop and programs menu.  How it does this, is it restricts access to the desktop and the 'find files or folders' tab in the start menu (only on some machines).  If you do have the 'find files or folders' tab, click it and type in sol (solitaire) or hearts or winmine (minesweeper) and open the program and have fun!  Another way to get into the games if you don't have the find files or folders tab is to click 'run' which is probably on all of the computers.  Just go under the windows directory and find a game and run it.  </B></FONT></div> <bR> <div> <B>     A really good shortcut for game playing when you're supposed to be in a DOS program is ALT+ENTER.  This makes the dos program shrink from full-size to a window, and when he/she's coming your way, push ALT+F4 to escape out of the game, and highlight the program name on the start bar and hit ALT+ENTER again to maximize it and start typing.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>     </B><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#444444" FACE="Courier New" ><B>Write an essay.  It can be a bunch of mumbo jumbo, or just your feelings toward that class (I filled up a whole page).  It helps get the anger out.</B></FONT></div> <bR> <div> <B>     Another way to have fun, of course, is to cruise the 'net.  That stupid program my school has did not include a web browser in it's folder.  To substitute for this predicament, go to the find tab again but this time click 'find on the web' or something similar.  You can also click the 'run' button on your start menu and find your browser.  If you don't have this either, you might want to take into consideration the relief 10 minute restroom breaks are when you use them in accumulation (again if you don't get hall passes, you're screwed and probably not able to find use to this information presented to you).</B></div> <bR> <bR> </td> </tr><tr> <td valign="top" colspan=2 height=80 BGCOLOR="#000000" TEXT="#F7F7FF"> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>