Five Rules For Fishing
.  The salad fork goes on the right.
.  Stop! Drop! Roll!
.  Trix are for kids.
.  Insert Tab A into Slot B
.  E = mc escher
.  No Fishing
. No Wife, No Horse, No Mustache
 
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cat: (kat) n. - something to kick when you feel down
 
 
Here's a little poem I found under the Little Rock:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sawdust cures cancer,
What THE FUCK are you LoOking at?!
 
 
One more reason to forget the reason you needed one more reason.
 
Dear Santa,
 
I wanted to ask you for a fischer price tape recorder, but I decided
that world peace was better.  Then I watched CNN.  Please kill us all.
                              Love,
                                    Chris (age 7)

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* Thank You For *
*     Shopping     *
*     BobsMart     *
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  DingDongs...........$0.79
  EasyCheese..........$2.29
   Playboy...............$5.95
  Condoms...............$3.25
  .38 bullets............$9.99
  .38 bullets............$9.99
  .38 bullets............$9.99
  .38 bullets............$9.99
  .38 bullets............$9.99
  FNORD.........................23

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*    come again    *
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This is the award we got.
We like to make our mommies proud.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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