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By Cecil B Turtle
SONG ONE
(sung to the tune of Walking in a Winter Wonderland)
Telephone rings
are they listening?
in the cave,
ice is glistening
*
Run from the sight,
such a terrible night,
walking in a Mythos wonderland.
*
In the meadow we could see a Mi-Go
And pretend we didn't see a thing,
They'll say "Are you crazy?"
we'll say "Hell NO!"
And then the grenade pins will go Ka-Ching.
*
Later on, we'll perspire,
as we duck, under fire
that damn NRO
it just goes to show,
We're walkin' in a Mythos wonderland.
SONG TWO
(sung to the tune of Deck the Halls)
*
Wreck the halls with guns aplenty
Ra-tat-tat-tat-tat, ka-ching rat-tat
Hope your clip does not go empty
Ra-tat-tat-tat-tat, ka-ching rat-tat
Don we now our stealth apparel
Ra-tat-tat-tat-tat, ka-ching rat-tat
Troll the crash site, burning, feral
Ra-tat-tat-tat-tat, ka-ching rat-tat
*
See the blazing Thing before us,
Ra-tat-tat-tat-tat, ka-ching rat-tat
Emit a girlish, frightened chorus!
Ra-tat-tat-tat-tat, ka-ching rat-tat
Follow me in hasty hauling.
Ra-tat-tat-tat-tat, ka-ching rat-tat
I think I hear my momma calling.
Ra-tat-tat-tat-tat, ka-ching rat-tat
*
Fast away our fear does pass us
Ra-tat-tat-tat-tat, ka-ching rat-tat
As the MiB yells "Candy Asses!"
Ra-tat-tat-tat-tat, ka-ching rat-tat
Pause reloading, run for cover.
Ra-tat-tat-tat-tat, ka-ching rat-tat
Open fire on those Grey lovers!
Ra-tat-tat-tat-tat, ka-ching rat-tat
SONG THREE
(sung to the tune of Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer)
CHORUS:
Fairfield got run over by a strike team,
E-mailing from his house one dark eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Majestic
But as for me an' Alphonse, we believe.
*
He'd been hoarding too many secrets,
And they begged him not to tell.
But he forgot encryption,
And they traced the file to him
And then to hell.
*
We have yet to find the body,
at the scene of the assault
Only smoking, crumbled ruins,
And incriminating marks
On the asphault.
<CHORUS>
Now we are all so proud of Reggie,
And he really did so well.
Bet he was in there taking cover,
throwing frags and popping caps
and raising hell.
*
Its just not sanctioned without Fairfield,
All our boys now dress in black.
And we just can't help but wonder
Should we go now
Or later to lay down the SMACK?
*
(just the MiB) LAY THE SMACK DOWN ON THEIR CANDY ASSES!
*
<CHORUS>
*
Now the shit has hit the fan
And ol' Reggie's gone and died
And all the loaded questions
they asked me on my report
I should have lied.
*
You should write the House and Congress
And go tell the Means and Ways
They should never give a budget,
To a group that kills his own
And deals with Greys.
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(Just the Mi-Go!) <CHORUS>
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