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by Graeme Price
Oh! You better watch out, you better not pry,
you better run far, I'm
telling you why:
Shan-ta Claws is coming to town!
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He torments human beings and hides inside their head,
but if you try
to drill him out, he'll send PISCES round instead.
Shan-ta Claws is coming
to town!
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He knows just what you think, and speaks to you in dreams,
He made
you chop up Grandma, for his own perverted schemes!
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So...You better take off, You better not stay,
you better not doubt,
I'm telling you why:
Shan-ta Claws is coming to town!
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He just flew in from England, he lives beneath a cone.
He wears dark
tinted glasses, 'cos the sunlight hurts his eyes!
Shan-ta Claws is coming
to town!
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He comes out in the evening, in a dark, deserted wood,
He prays a lot
to Azathoth, in the hope he'll treat him good!
Shan-ta Claws is coming
to town!
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He's evil, cruel and nasty, he keeps Xicotlan slaves,
he wants to go
back home again, but there's a problem with gamma rays!
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Ohh....You better watch out, you better say "bye!".
You better not
stay, I'm telling you why.
Shan-ta Claws is coming to town!
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