This story is totally fiction. If any member of the Hanson family read this story, it is not meant to offend. If Mercury Records reads this story, don't sue me. It was a joke. I am not really insinuating that you have staffing problems. All quotes about Hanson in this story are from real magazine articles published in Australia. Acknowledgements to TV Hits and Smash Hits. No offence to Scottish people or the UK. If NAB exists, sorry. I know you're not actually involved in taxation fraud. Larsson Incorporated does not exist. No offence to Pizza Hut. All names in this story were made up, they are not real people.

There is little if any adult language in this story, however there are adult themes, eg. Rape. There is a little romance, but nothing serious to worry about. Most things in this story, including the rape, are meant to be taken lightly. This may offend some readers, I'm warning you now. Please don't e-mail me complaining; if you've read this, you've been warned, and if you haven't then you should have. If there is anything you find particularly offensive, I may be able to change it, if it doesn't effect the outcome of the story.
This story is rated about PG.