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You Know Your Child Is A Hacker When...
he never sleeps
the fcc is always at the door
he has 5 cell fones
he always has nice shit but it doesnt work
he speaks in some jive language
he has friends in every 3rd world country
he has no phone bill
he has seven lines but pays for none
he asks for a case of Coke for Christmas
he never lets you use your own credit cards
he doesn't talk much but types fast
he is paranoid and doesn't leave the house
he speaks its in acronmys
he comes home with garbage bags marked At&t
he is extremely sensitive to light
he has no respect for anyone
he gets straight a's in school without attending
he has spare parts for all electronic objects
he has logs of other peoples chat
the power goes out he fixes it
he has his own radio station
he always has bad lag
he watches space shuttle launches with unusual interest for such a young kid
he drives an At&t truck
he drools at passing telco vans with 4 or 5 linemans handsets
he is way to interested in the stock market
he has a car with a license plate that rotates between 6 or eight plates
he can tell mom what number she dials from across the room
he is either very obese or very skinny with thick glasses
he has manuals with 75, ROLM, Plexar, ESS5 and SWB on it
he has the neighbors phone bills, credit reports, and credit card bills
he knows who is moving in next door before they move in
he has taco bell, burger king, pizza boxes, empty bottles and full asstrays everywhere
he has 10 pay phones in his room
he cards pizza's every night
he has 5 corpses of Bell men in his basement
he is more interested in certgov and nasagov than girls!
he only has one shirt
he reads bar codes faster than the supermarket fellas
he never calls people by their full name
he can hear frequencies the dog normally hears
he says he was talking long distance with a friend but you never get the bill
he can name what city someone is in by their telefone
he detects police better than radar
he doesnt ever hit red lights
he gets 10,000 catalogs in the mail
he is always ordering 65537 Mhz crystals
he has his own fleet of nuclear subs
he can memorize card numbers in a singal glance
he argues about everything
he always needs more solder
he has burns from solder on his hands
he eats captain crunch cereal all day
he has more friends on irc than in home state
he writes with all 00000001 0000010 00000101
he refers to the president by his social security number
he got accepted into every college, after dropping out of highschool
he carries boxes in his pocket to school
Log from #2600 of fiasco, mujahadin, Xram_LraK, knight, niobium, Holst & redillusn
