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New York Times: "It's a really FAT-tastic listening experience! But, I am glad that I did not have to pay for my copy."
Boston Globe: "Yet another promising young group to emerge from the Boston folk music scene. a pin, a cork, and a card is a real treat for hearing-impaired listeners over the age of sixty-five and some tone-deaf kitchen appliances!"
Village Voice: "A triumph over the sterility of contemporary musical creativity! This folk-pop foursome is going places, including the bargain bin at Tower Records!"
Rolling Stone: "FATHOUSE who?"
Bondage Weekly: "It is a genuine pleasure to see some of our closest friends and regular submissives making a name for themselves in the mainstream media. Way to go, guys!"
Boston Phoenix: "Finally, something new, tasteful, and wholesome! Ghita, Shafer, Esdaile, and Asmussen will become names synonymous with McCartney, Lennon, Harrison, and Starr! This album will break the mold, and a couple of belts!"
Los Angeles Times: "Rich vocal harmonies and commanding guitars combine with rock-steady rhythms to create this year's most impressive album by a new artist. Still, we're a little confused. Where's the explicit lyrics warning label? Where are the explicit lyrics?"
MAD Magazine: "The best, best, best! The best album we've ever heard! Go out and buy it, today! Bring your money!"
Better Homes and Gardens: "Makes a fine coffee table coaster."
Maine Agricultural Digest: "We shoor are mah'ty proud of our Joshie and all his li'l friends!"
Psychiatry Quarterly: "Obviously the product of troubled minds. Dark, brooding lyrics betray deeply embedded psychoses in Ghita's psyche. His mind works like a time-bomb, ready to explode violently at any moment. Why 'Gorilla'? We recommend making four months of psychiatric therapy appointments before listening to this album."
Teen Beat: "Ohmygod! Ohmygod! Ryan is SoOoOoOoOo cute!"
Piano Player: "A delightful performance by a talented artist. Still, we were all wondering how Esdaile made a keyboard sound like that."
Geriatric GQ: "Eh? Oh, right...these young fellahs pack a bigger punch than my Viagra cocktail, heh, heh--ah, that's just a little joke. Ah, leave me alone."
