The Offspring

                                                     Photo courtesy of Leigh Wilkes
The Band Members Are:

                               Bryan Holland aka Dexter, Vocals and Guitar
                                         Ron Welty, Drums
                                       Kevin Wasserman, Guitar
                                         Greg Kiegel, Bass

The band started one day when Dexter and Greg tried to get into a Social Distortion show. When they didn't get in the show they decided that they would start their own band, They started a band they but didn't own any instruments.
They formed a band called Manic Subsidal in 1984 with Dexter, Greg, and two other men who aren't in the band now. Ron Welty became drummer when he begged Dexter to replace the old drummer for Manic Subsidal because he was missing a lot of gigs. Kevin became guitarist after the gutarist from Manic Subsidal decided to quit.
So the band now consisted of Dexter, Ron, Kevin, and Greg. In 1989 they decided to change there name from Manic Subsidal to Offspring, which led to the release of there debut album in 1989. From here on they tried to get a better record company to sign them and after a lot of rejections they found Epitaph. Even Epitaph rejected them at first. With them they release Ignition in 1992. Two years later they released Smash which ended up being a really big hit by selling 8,000,000+. But conflicts fled around, Epitaph tried to make them something Offspring didn't wanna be so Offspring left Epitaph. Now they came into Columbia, under Columbia they realesed Ixnay on the Hombre and all albums after that.


                                              Photo courtesy of Leigh Wilkes

Bryan Holland: His birthday is on December 29. He's better refered to as Dexter. The reason for this is becuase he was valodictorian of his High School class. He is a PhD candidate in microbiology. He has his own record label company deidcated to all punk music, Nitro Records.
 

Ron Welty: Born on Feburary 1st. Entered the band at the age of 16 by begging Dexter to let him in. He he is in a another band besides Offspring for 10 years as drummer, call spinning fish ...

Kevin Wasserman (Noodles): Born on Feburary 4th in Los Angeles, CA. Entered the band as a result of the original guitarist leaving. Was a janitor at the high school where Dexter and Greg went to. Is in another band besides Offspring. He is the oldest member of Offspring.

Greg Kiegel: Born on Janurary 12th in Glendale, CA. He is one of the two original members of the band. Was on the cross country team with Dexter. He played baseball in high school. Likes to have hats thrown at him at shows.


                                                           Photo courtesy of Leigh Wilkes

Here is just a few of The Offsprings major songs....well my favourites anyway.

Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)

You know it's kind of hard
Just to get along today
Our subject isn't cool
But he fakes it anyway
He may not have a clue
And he may not have style
But everything he lacks
Well he makes up in denial

So don't debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
He's gonna play the field, and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
The world needs wannabe's
So do that brand new thing

He needs some cool tunes
Not just any will suffice
But they didn't have Ice Cube
So he bought Vanilla Ice
Now cruising in his Pinto, he sees homies as he pass
But if he looks twice
They're gonna kick his lily ass

Now he's getting a tattoo
He's gettin' ink done
He asked for a '13', but they drew a '31'
Friends say he's trying too hard
And he's not quite hip
But in his own mind
He's the dopest trip

So don't debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
He's gonna play the field, and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
The world needs wannabe's
The world loves wannabe's
So let's get some more wannabe's
And do that brand new thing

Self Esteem

I wrote her off for the tenth time today
And practice all the things I would say
But she came over
I lost my nerve
I took her back and made her dessert

Now I know I'm being used
That's okay man cause I like the abuse
I know she's playing with me
That's okay cause I got no self esteem

We make plans to go out at night
I wait till 2 then I turn out the light
All this rejection's got me so low
If she keeps it up I just might tell her no

CHORUS
When she's saying that she wants only me
Then I wonder why she sleeps with my friends
When she's saying that I'm like a disease
Then I wonder how much more I can spend
Well I guess I should speak up for myself
But I really think it's better this way
The more you suffer
The more it shows you really care
Right? Yeah yeah yeah

Now I'll relate this little bit
That happens more than I'd like to admit
Late at night she knocks on my door
Drunk again and looking to score

Now I know I should say no
But that's kind of hard when she's ready to go
I may be dumb
But I'm not a dweeb
I'm just a sucker with no self esteem

CHORUS