SILVERCHAIR
VS
SPICE GIRLS
Well I was looking through all my magazines the other day and found that for some strange unknown reason there seems to be a craze for the Spice Girls.........and there is hardly any silverchair in any of these magazines....I also noticed that they had been doing a survey type thing called "SILVERCHAIR VS HANSON" and I thought that if they were going to put this much Spice Girls in their magazines then maybe we should show them who rules this world!

 



1. Daniel Johns looks much better in a skirt

 2. When silverchair peirce their body parts they have the sense to peirce parts that are not used reguarly. (Daniel- eyebrow, Mel B &C- tongue)

 3. Silverchair are not known for showing off their underwear.
 

4. Daniel looks good with his hair layered.........unlike Posh Spice.

5. silverchair are AUSSIES!!!

6. Silverchair use make-up to accentuate their features, while Spice Girls use it to cover up.

 

7. When silverchair stage dive people need to rip their clothes off to see whats underneath, whereas if the Spice Girls stage dived there would be no need to take their clothes off.

 

8. Silverchair sing about Freaks whereas Spice Girls are freaks

9.silverchair only have to shave their faces while Spice Girls have to shave their faces legs and underarms.
 

10. silverchairs music actually has meaning to it.

These silverchair vs Spice Girls points bought to you by....Rosie Rodriguez

1)silverchair has managed to stay together.
                                                                                                                   
2)The guys from silverchair look better with long hair.

3)Spice Girls had to lie about their age were as silverchair just
doesn't give a shit.
                                                    
4)silverchair has been around a lot longer and are better respected.

5)There aren't so many anti-silverchair web sites as there are Spice
Girls

                                        
6)silverchair has earned all their fans and respect were as the Spice
Girls have just bought it.
 
 



If you have any more ideas about why silverchair rule over Spice Girls.....please let me know and I will put them up as soon as possible....