Log  on ,- Making a wood stove hotter
Monitor,- Keeping an eye on the stove
Megahertz,-When you are not careful  getting  the wood off the truck
Ram,-The thing that splits the firewood
Hard Drive,-Getting home in winter
Lap Top;- Where the cat sleeps
Enter;-Fancy talk for come away in
Software;- Plastic knives and forks
Mouse;- What eats the cheese
Mouse Pad Hippy talk for where the
mouse lives.

FAMOUS LAST WORDS    (ANIMALS)

The Mouse;- Precious dark and smells of cheese 
The Turtle;- They are mocking me   The Hare;- Over to you tortoise
The Dog;- I have passed the last lamppost. The Worm;- I turn--to dust
The Tarantula Spider;- Darling, this is the greatest moment of my life.
The Phoenix;- May I trouble you for a match?. The Weasel;-Pop
The Dragon;- Where's George?. The Snail;- This house to let
The Bee;- No flowers please.  The Skunk;- Strew over me roses, roses.
The Wasp;- Stung   The Ant;-So much to do, so little done.
The Ostrich;- Where's that sand?.The Lark;-I will not be up early tomorrow
The Slug;- How I regret my salad days.  The Walrus;- The time has come.
The Lobster;- Why are you blushing?  The Crocodile;- Tears, idle tears.
The Rooster;- What will happen to the sun?
The Swan;- I think I am going to sing. The Peacock;- Pray put out my tails