Kid
Rock: What’s up! This is the early mornin’ stoned pimp of
the nation Kid mother fuckin Rock.
TheOlsonator
: You're straight outta the mean streets of Toledo, right?
Kid
Rock: Detroit.
Goku_0076
: Who was your favorite band too play with???
Kid
Rock: Myself.
MILLENCOLINandInfiniteSKAness
: I hate to bring this up, but do you think Hanson is good?...I hate
talking about them...
Kid
Rock: I don’t know I ain’t fucked any of them yet.
June_uhoh
: WHAT DO YOU CONSIDER A POSER???
Kid
Rock: Naked girl who poses for pictures.
TheOlsonator
: Who was more tough...2 Dope or Violent J?
Kid
Rock: They are both wusses.
Ircop
: What are your feelings on the warez scene?
Kid
Rock: Have no idea what you are talking about.
BeatMC
: Do you enjoy coming off as well.. uh, dumb?
Kid
Rock: I just enjoy cumming.
Bernie_2000
: Rock, when's the new video released?
Kid
Rock: Its on the BOX right now.
Stinkyfatpig
: Yo kid, where has been your favorite stop on the tour so far?
Kid
Rock: Ummm I would have to say DC. I met up with two lesbian and got
busy in Baltimore.
TheOlsonator
: Hey....disrespect some Warped Tour bands...please?
Kid
Rock: Fletcher tried to kick my ass last night
SkinnyMikeT
: do you listen anything besides punk/ska and if you do what?
Kid
Rock: Lynnard Skynnard and Run DMC.
AntiFlag_99
: What's the worst band on tour?
Kid
Rock: Pennywise.
June_uhoh
: Do you like avocados?
Kid
Rock: I would like to have your avocado, if your a girl.
ZannZepar
: Jeez Kid -- what's on YOUR mind right now ?! Do you need to go
find a groupie?! LOL!
Kid
Rock: Hell fuckin yeah over 14.
BeatMC
: Have you ever met any members of Run DMC?
Kid
Rock: All of them coolest mother fuckers in the world.
Ircop
: You're a bisexual, right?
Kid
Rock: Yeah and I fucked your mom last night bitch.
Jen_95403
: How old are you Kid Rock?
Kid
Rock: Old enough to fuck your mom.
Ircop
: What do you think about all of the dust out there?
Kid
Rock: I ain’t seen no dust or cocaine or heroin.
Dropkickmurphys_and_nofx
: Better? American women or English?
Kid
Rock: I ain’t had no English dick suck yet. So I would have to
say American.
Dumb_ass_fucker
: Have you ever got a disease from a groupie?
Kid
Rock: Crabs. Just kidding wear your raincoat.
Dumb_ass_fucker
: How many girls have you slept with this tour?
Kid
Rock: Two lesbians in Baltimore.
Goku_0076
: What are your influences??
Kid
Rock: Hank William’s.
Ircop
: Do you access the Internet from home?
Kid
Rock: Yeah I access in her net every night!
Ircop
: How are you in the sack?
Kid
Rock: How would you be with my sac?
Ircop
: What would you say is more lethal, alcohol, or weed?
Kid
Rock: Neither. I'm your brother, what you need? Got some coke. Got
some weed.
LizGurl
: HOW do we know that YOUR not a poser... ??
Kid
Rock: Give me your address and I will come fuck you up and then you
can pose for the hospital picture.
Fifteendollar
: Is there a lot of sex going on behind Warped tour!
Kid
Rock: No that is why the warp tour sucks pretty sure legal age is 16
Twiggerz
: Which do you like better: Playing on a tour with a bunch of bands
or playing by yourselves on your own tour?
Kid
Rock: I like playing with myself on tour with a bunch of bands.
DBL98_98
: What do you think of Rancid , have you met them?
Kid
Rock: Tim is the coolest mother fucker that I met on this tour. I am
going to do some scratching on their new record.
LizGurl
: Did you know you can do cocaine through your butt? ??
Kid
Rock: Stevie Nicks used to do it.
_Fake_Plastic_Love
: Do you snowboard?
Kid
Rock: No, but I snort cocaine that is skiing. I am from the old schoool.
AntiFlag_99
: How was the crowd in Montreal??
Kid
Rock: Like mother fucking Ebony Aye's on acid doing the whole crew
Montreal rocks.
Sweetie_pie_2001
: Are you coming to Rochester NY?
Kid
Rock: Yeah party in your mouth and I am coming.
Kaitrina_8714
: How did you like playing St. Louis Missouri?
Kid
Rock: Haven’t played there yet. What are you on Crack?
TheOlsonator
: Can you please disrespect another band?
Kid
Rock: I would have to say that the Backstreet boys all have cocks in
their asses and in their mouth at the same time cause they suck balls.
BBMHows
: How old are you?
Kid
Rock: Old enough to fuck your sister.
Acid_Vicous
: IF I WAS THE LAST FAN ON EARTH ,COULD I SHOOT YOU?
Kid
Rock: After I fuck you in your ass stupid whore
Ircop
: Is it true that you play homosexual music?
Kid
Rock: Yeah for your dad every night you fucking queer.
HellBlazer20
: Has Bad Religion kicked your ass properly yet?
Kid
Rock: I am pretty sure that they haven’t you 21century video fag
Jackbquickoioioi
: What do you think of me making a movie with a goat?
Kid
Rock: I have already slept with your mom.
Acid_Vicous
: DID ANYONE EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE BIRDS AND THE BEES?
Kid
Rock: Yeah your mom while she was gurgling on my cum
Ircop
: Could you please go away??
Kid
Rock: Can you please shut the fuck up and go off line I am pretty
sure that I have more money than you.
HellBlazer20
: Just wait Kid Cock. I have faith that BR will beat you to a bloody
pulp when they get a chance.
Kid
Rock: I am pretty sure that my name is kid cock cause you had it in
your mouth.
Esthra
: What’s up your ass?
Kid
Rock: Your mom's tongue-bitch!
DarshaCox
: My mom wants to know why you haven’t call her.
Kid
Rock: Pretty sure she cant suck dick well.
Acid_Vicous
: DO YOU KNOW THAT YOU’RE A SELLOUT?
Kid
Rock: Yeah I sell out your mom's crotch every night with the whole crew.
Dumb_ass_fucker
: Would you nail Monica Lewinsky?
Kid
Rock: I would hit that shit just to say I hit it after the President
slippy seconds ain’t nothing after the president.
Ilovegayfish
: Why are you so vulgar?
Kid
Rock: I am from Romo Michigan.
Jackbquickoioioi
: Do u watch WWF?
Kid
Rock: No but Joe C .
Punk17rock
: Are you pretending to act really macho, so as to hide the fact
that you are, in fact, gay?
Kid
Rock: Yeah go suck a dickbitch, asshole pussy licking finger fucking
‘ho ass cunt.
Dumb_ass_fucker
: Would you nail Chelsea Clinton?
Kid
Rock: Wow maybe just t say I did it ugly bitch.
ISCruiser
: How many times during this tour have you sucked cock? Enough to
&%$#@ up your mouth so bad that you have to talk your poop
through a keyboard?
Kid
Rock: Pretty sure that I haven’t left my tour bus, cause I can
suck my own cock ass wipe.
Ircop
: What is your feelings on drugs?
Kid
Rock: Mom and dad I use drugs. Thank you very much. I feel very well
on them
GLDFINGER9
: Do you consider yourself more punk than everyone else?
Kid
Rock: Hell Muther fuckin yeah. Kid ‘mother fukin’ Rock.
The true fuckin’ punk. Look Kid Rock up in the dictionary and
you with see punk mother fucker.
