Quotes

S Club 7 have said some pretty silly stuff over the last few years. Here are some of fans' favorite quotes and lines from the shows.


Rachel: "That's crazy.Next you going to suggest we dig for oil and turn it into
               petrol and put that in the car."

Hannah: "That's ridiculous!"

Rachel: "I know."

Hannah: " How can you dig without a shovel?"

                                                                  Into The Unkown, S Club 7 In LA


Jon: "I think I'm gonna spend my money on books and CD's."

Paul: "Yeah, me too."

Hannah: "I think I'll buy some chocolate and , like, bubblebath."

Paul: "Me, too!"

Rachel: "I think I'll buy some new earrings and frilly underwear."

Paul: "Yeah, me too.No! Wait, not that one."
                                                Boyfriends and Birthdays


Tina: "...and, he kissed me."

Others: "Oooooh!''

Tina: "And he wants to see me again tonight."

Others: "Oooooh!"

Tina: "Jo, can I have a sip of your water?"

Bradley: "Oooooh! Oh, Sorry.I wasn't concentrating!"
                                               Mr. Muscle, S Club 7 In LA

Paul: "I think Rachel should say something."

Rachel: "Me?"

Paul: "You watch Ally McBeal !"

Hannah: "Yeah, you're just like Ally McBeal, except when she looks down, she can
                see her feet!"
                                                 Court In The Act, S Club 7 In Miami


Paul: "How you gettin' on, Jo?"

Jo: "Fine, except this green paint is making my eyes go funny."

Paul: "Don't you mean blue paint?!"

Jo: "Oh, no! Howard's gonna go ballistic!"

Paul: "I don't know, have you seen his shirts?"

                                                   Howard's Hotel, S Club 7 In Miami


L.A.K.M: "You take a visit to Hell, who's there with you?"

Tina: "All the schoolteachers I hated and who made me do terrible homework!"

                                                 Interview with Live And Kicking magazine


TOTP: "Coconut bras, spearfishing- what's next?"

Hannah: "It's about being Natural innit! You're stuck on an island with no food
                and you have to look after yourself, don't you? You have to survive with
                what you find in nature"

Tina: "You find us doing lots of un-S Club style things.Like making huts, catching
          fish, and generally fending for ourselves."

Rachel: "Us girls do all the  important stuff that needs to be taken care of. Like
              picking flowers, making skirts, and them coconut bra things..."

                                                  Interview with Top of the Pops magazine about "Natural"



Man: "Here it is, Florida Paradise Hotel."

Jo: "If this is paradise, I'd hate to see what hell looks like."

                                                 Howard's Hotel, S Club 7 In Miami

W: "How are you most like your TV character?"

Jon: "I have the same name and I look quite similar."

                                                 Interview with What magazine


Howard: " Yeah, back on her daddy's ranch, this little cowgirl really used to
                  ride the range.Had her own herd of cattle.1500 head, I believe."

Tina: "And most of the bodies."

                                                 Court In The Act, S Club 7 In Miami

Rachel: " Your WIFE?!"

Jed: "Only in the eyes of the law...and possibly...God?"

                                                Artistic Differences


Rachel: "Bradley, I am not a sex object!"

Bradley: "Not to me, your not, but some people have got no taste!"

                                                 The Blue Chevy, S Club 7 In Miami


Paul: "There are fans who'd never hurt you - all they want is a peice of your        
            trousers."

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Hannah: "Lassie is said to have peed on that lamppost on the left. Errol Flynn is
                 said to have peed on the next on to it..."

                                                  Misguided, S Club 7 in LA

Jo: "How can you not like Tommy DeWitt? He's properly sexy!"

Hannah: "He's not even a good actor!"

Jo: "Bothered 'bout that. If I want good acting, I can watch Bradley tellin' us why
        he ain't done washin' up! Tommy's gorgeous!"

Hannah: "Eew! He's just a big talentless haircut with expensive dental work and
                 half the sex appeal of...R2D2!"
                                                                   Misguided, S Club 7 in LA

Joni: "Now before I go, is there anything he (referring to Paul) doesn't eat?"

Rachel: "Hmm...tin cans."

Tina: "Washing machines!"
Jo: "And that's about it."

                                                  Misguided, S Club 7 in LAS

Rachel: "Don't you ever wonder what it's like to live in one of those big houses
                like rich and famous people do?"

Jon: "Like one of those amazing mansions in Bel Air, with like, a 30 meter art
          deco pool, and their own cinema, and a Phillip's Dart kitchen, and 6    
          different kinds of palm trees?"

Rachel: "YES!"

Jon: "No."

                                                                   House Sitting, S Club 7 in LA

my personal all-time favourite, dedicated to Angelina Martin and Elisabeth Poyner:


Jo:
Dear Robert,
     I want a break- make that a permanent break-it's "kaput", "finito", "hasta la vista baby"-which in english means, well I'm not sure what it means.But basically, it's not you, it's me. No, it is you after all.There may or may not be someone else-but let's stay friends. Or possibly not. P.S. I never liked your shoes much.
                                                Love,
                                                     Jo

                                                   The  Man From E.M.I., S Club 7 in Miami

Jo: I want chips.English chips, not American chips!!

Hannah: Get me a sandwich! Not from here, from the deli across the road!!

Tina: Take my jacket and get me another drink!
          (to girls) I think it's going quite well, isn't it?

Hannah: He's quite nice!
                                                   Prom, S Club 7 In LA






















































































































































Carissa? Is that you? What the heck are you doing down here?















































Sam, here is the picture.I am in the yellow dress. I look much different now, and I'll get you a new picture whenever I can.This is Elisabeth on the right.She played my mum. She's loads prettier than me, especially in real clothes.This wasn't our whole costume.I had a shawl, and she didn't wear the bonnet, and we made a few changes to her figure with a couple of pillows. This isn't a v good picture of me, but it will give you a rough idea.