Rumor has it swallowed whole
Mineral, without a soul
That's the story being told.
The estimated, undefeated,
Champeen of the world!

Big yet, unfamiliar.
Think bigger than the biggest bar.

Think big. That's only half as large.
Bigger. Better. Twice as hard.
Outsized. Extra Large.
Velocity, very fast.

Bigger than the closest star.
Bigger than the motor car.

Quick. Quiet. Confident.
Comfortable. Permanent.
Undisputed. Every tense.

Not a trace of what went left.
More equal than the best.
Unparalleled success.
Everybody............V Impressed.