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SHE: Anything you can do, I can do better.
I can do anything better than you
HE: No, you can't
SHE: Yes, I can
HE: No, you can't
SHE: Yes, I can
HE: No, you can't
SHE: Yes, I can! Yes, I can!!
HE: Anything you can be, I can be greater.
Sooner or later, I'm greater than you
SHE: No, you're not
HE: Yes, I am
SHE: No, you're not
HE: Yes, I am
SHE: No, you're not
HE: Yes, I am! Yes, I am!!
I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge
SHE: I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow
HE: I can live on bread and cheese
SHE: And only on that?
HE: Yes.
SHE: So can a rat
HE: Any note you can reach, I can go higher
SHE: I can sing anything higher than you
HE: No, you can't
SHE: Yes, I can
HE: No, you can't
SHE: Yes, I can
HE: No, you can't
SHE: Yes, I can!
HE: No, you can't
SHE: Yes, I can
HE: No, you can't
SHE: Yeeeeeeeeeeees, IIIII caaaaan!!
Anything you can buy, I can buy cheaper
I can buy anything cheaper than you
HE: 50¢?
SHE: 40¢
HE: 30¢?
SHE: 20¢
HE: No you can't
SHE: Yes I can! Yes I can!
HE: Anything you can say, I can say softer
SHE: I can say anything softer than you
HE: No, you can't
SHE: Yes, I can
HE: No, you can't
SHE: Yes, I can
HE: No, you can't
SHE: Yes, I can! Yes, I can!!
HE: I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker
SHE: I can drink it quicker and get even sicker
HE: I can open any safe
SHE: Without getting caught?
HE: Sure
SHE: That's what I thought, ya crook
HE: Any note you can hold, I can hold longer
SHE: I can hold any note longer than you
HE: No, you can't
SHE: Yes, I can
HE: No, you can't
SHE: Yes, I can
HE: No, you caaaaaaaaaaaaaan't
SHE: Yes, IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
HE: Yes, you can!!
SHE: Anything you can wear, I can wear better
In what you wear, I look better than you
HE: In my coat?
SHE: In your vest
HE: In my shoes?
SHE: In your hat!
HE: No you can't
SHE: Yes I can! Yes I can!
HE: Anything you can say, I can say faster
SHE: I can say anything faster than you
HE: No, you can't
SHE: Yes, I can
HE: Noyoucan't
SHE: YesIcan
HE: NOYOUCANT
SHE: YESICANYESICAN
HE: I can jump a hurdle
SHE: I can wear a girdle
HE: I can knit a sweater
SHE: I can fill it better
HE: I can do most anything
SHE: Can you make a pie?
HE: No
SHE: Neither can I
HE: Any note you can sing, I can sing sweeter
SHE: I can sing anything sweeter than you
HE: No, you cawn't
SHE: Yes, I cawn
HE: No, you cawn't
SHE: Yes, I cawn
HE: No, you cawn't
SHE: Yes, I cawn
HE: No, you cawn't
SHE: Yes, I cawn
HE: No, you can't, can't, can't
SHE: Yes, I can, can, can
HE: No, you caaaaannnnnnnnnn'ttttttt
SHE: Yes, I CANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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ANYTHING YOU CAN DO
by Irving Berlin
Annie: I'm superior, you're inferior
I'm the big attraction, You're the small
I'm the major one, you're the minor one
I can beat you shootin' that's not all....
Anything You Can Do, I can do better
I can do anything better than you
Frank: No you can't
Annie: Yes I can
Frank: No you can't
Annie: Yes I can
Frank: No you can't
Annie: Yes I can, yes I can!
Anything you can be, I can be greater
Sooner of later, I'm great than you
Frank: No, you're not
Annie: Yes, I am
Frank: No, you're not
Annie: Yes, I am
Frank: No, you're not
Annie: Yes, I am, yes I am!
Frank: I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge
Annie: I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow
Frank: I can do most anything
Annie: Can you bake a pie?
Frank: (spoken) No.
Annie: Neither can I
Anything you can sing, I can sing louder
I can sing anything louder than you
Frank: No, you can't
Annie: Yes, I can
Frank: No, you can't
Annie: Yes, I can
Frank: No, you can't
Annie: Yes, I can, yes, I can!!
Anything you can buy, I can buy cheaper
I can buy anything cheaper than you
Frank: Fifty cents
Annie: Forty cents
Frank: Thirty cents
Annie: Twenty cents
Frank: No, you can't
Annie: Yes, I can, yes, I can!
Anything you can dig, I can dig deeper
I can dig anything deeper than you
Frank: Thirty feet
Annie: Forty feet
Frank: Fifty feet
Annie: Sixty feet
Frank: No, you can't
Annie: Yes, I can, yes, I can!
Frank: I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker
Annie: I can do it quicker and get even sicker
Frank: I can live on break and cheese
Annie: And only on that?
Frank: (spoken) Yep!
Annie: So can a rat!
Any note you can reach, I can go higher
I can sing anything higher than you
Frank: No, you can't
Annie: Yes, I can
Frank: No, you can't
Annie: Yes, I can
Frank: No, you can't
Annie: Yes, I can, yes, I can!!
Anything you can lick, I can lick faster
I can lick anyone faster than you
Frank: With your fists?
Annie: With my feet
Frank: With your feet??
Annie: With and axe
Frank: No, you can't
Annie: Yes, I can, yes, I can
Any school where you went, I could be master
I could be master much faster than you
Frank: Can you spell?
Annie: No, I can't
Frank: Can you add?
Annie: No, I can't
Frank: Can you teach?
Annie: Yes, I can, yes, I can!
Frank: I could be a racer, quite a steeple chaser
Annie: I can jump a hurdle, even with my girdle
Frank: I can open any safe
Annie: Without being caught?
Frank: Yep!
Annie: That's what I though
Any note you can hold I can hold longer
I can hold any note longer than you
Frank: No, you can't
Annie: Yes, I can
Frank: No, you can't
Annie: Yes, I can
Frank: No, you can't
Annie: Yes, I can, yes, I can!!
