THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT

The clown with his pants falling down
Or the dance that's a dream of romance
Or the scene where the villain is mean - That's entertainment

The lights on the lady in tights
Or the bride with a guy on the side
Or the ball where she's gives him her all - That's entertainment

The plot can be hot simply teeming with sex
A gay divorcee who is after her ex
It can be oedipus rex
Where a chap kills his father, and causes a lot of bother

The clerk who is thrown out of work
By the boss who is thrown for a loss
By the skirt who is doing him dirt
The world is a stage
The stage is a world of entertainment


The doubt while the jury is out
Or the thrill when they're reading the will
Or the chase for the man with the face - That's entertainment

The dame who is known as the flame
Of the king of an underworld ring
He's an ape who won't let her escape - That's entertainment

It might be a fight like you see on the screen
A swain getting slain for the love of a queen
Some great Shakespearean scene
Where a ghost and a prince meet, and everyone ends in mincemeat

The gag may be waving the flag
That began with a Mister Cohan
Hip Hurray, the American way
The world is a stage
The stage is a world of entertainment