Five feet under = As opposed to 6 feet under; the guy in the song is almost dead
Professional Crastination = Pro. (abbreviation) crastination or procrastination
You drink, you drive, you spill = Spill, as opposed to kill
Scream for change = Change in the money sense, not the social change
Gonoherpasyphlaids = Gonnoreah, herpes, syphilis, and aids all in one.
Seymour Butts (drummer on Longest line) = See more butts.
The Brews = As in hebrews, right?
Hobophobic = As opposed to hoMophobic
Bleeding Heart Disease = Combo of bleeding heart liberal and heart disease.
The whole song itself, is, of course,a take off on "do ray mi fa so la..."
Drain Bramaged = Brain Damaged
Erik Shun = Erection
Izzy Drew Lynn = Is he Drooling
Herb Reathstinks = Her breath stinks
P.M.R.C. = The Parental Music Resource Center
Here comes the Neighborhood = A slight take off on "there goes the..."
Mr Jones = The songs about Heroin, the line that goes "without you whats the point'" is
referring also to the point on a needle
Together on the sand = "I had my fingers up her...country music played on the radio"
This is obviously supposed to sound like "I had my fingers up her CUNT... ry music played
on the radio"
Whatever Didi Wants = "I wouldn't walk 500 miles when I could fly coach" is a take off on
that lame old Proclaimers song.
