Shut Up Already

"affection not dissection"
"meat is murder"
"animals are for petting"
oh shut up already

I'm tired of you whining
about poor little animals dying
and the food they are supplying
because if a big animal had the chance
it wouldn't take another glance
it would eat you up
"affection not dissection"
"meat is murder"
"animals are for petting"
oh shut up already

I don't want to listen
and I'm tired of your bitchen
about whats in my kitchen
because if a big animal had the chance
it wouldn't take another glance
it will eat you up

Free Dumb

dont even try to tell us
what we can and cannot say.
profanity's a tool that
you cannot take away.
is freedom of expression
just a load of shit?
just another farce in
american politics.

Here Comes the Neighborhood

Ive got to get out of I've got
to get out of this hood, Ive
got to get out of this neighborhood
Ive got to get out of it, got to get out

Ive had enough, wont call their bluff
I'm not going to live in fear
racism lives on both sides so
I'm gonna get the hell out of here

"do you want crack, do you need smack
on the track do you want grass
smoke hash you white trash"

you better watch out, you better watch out
you better watch out, watch out

Ive had it up to here
Im not gonna live in fear
they're the ones who are racist not me
why cant they just let me be

A200 Club

why do I keep scratching
scratching my balls
I dont like this feeling
I dont like it at all

cause I got crabs, I got crabs, I got crabs
I got those little fuckers biting and
sucking my blood

theres crab eggs in my bed
there in the carpet too
I'll go to the store
buy A200 shampoo
I got R.I.D. of them
I got all of them
they wont be back
wait a second, what is
this itching in my crack

cause I got crabs, I got crabs
I got crabs, I got those little
fuckers biting and sucking my blood

Sloppy English

I play pool cause Im no fool
I play pool cause Im cool
I play pool after school
I play pool all the time

cue in my left hand, beer in right
I shoot and drink all through the night
that sloppy english does me just right
I use that sloppy english all the time

I hold my stick
like I hold my dick
hustling beers from wetto
thats the trick

I use that sloppy english
all the time.

You Put Your Chocolate in My Peanut Butter!

hey you, you have too much hair
and we dont like what you wear
and you have really bad breath
so were gonna beat you to death

because there is plenty of us
and only one of you
we've got plenty of reasons
and here's just a few

you put your chocolate in my peanut butter
I was walking and you were in my way
you looked at me without my permission
and never even apologized

you put your chocolate in my peanut butter
thats good enough reason for me to bash
you put your chocolate in my peanut butter
thats good enough reason for me to smash

no justice/theres just us/so trust us

you put your chocolate in my peanut butter
you put your chocolate in my peanut butter
you put your chocolate in my peanut butter
you put your chocolate in my peanut butter

Mister Jones

my name is mister jones
I get inside your bones
I know just how to make you tweek
you soon will be my freak

because I know what you need
I control your mind
I roll up your sleeves
I make ties that bind

you'll soon be begging on your knees
you've got the disease
I cant seem to live without you
without you whats the "point"
I wasn't born with a silver burnt spoon
mr. jones do I still have any choice?

Vegetarian Mumbo Jumbo

I dont want tofu
Id rather have a mouthful of beef stew
I dont want to be vegetarian
why eat beans when you can have steak instead?

I dont feel bad about
eating something thats dead
so why should I be sad
for cows getting hit in the head?
so I like eating fish
tell me whats wrong with this
how can you blame me
for eating chicken of the sea?

dont waste your breath yelling at me
about animal rights
and how they should be free
its survival of the fittest
and were winning

I dont feel bad about
eating something thats dead
so why should I be sad
for chickens being force fed
so I like eating fish
tell me whats wrong with this
how can you blame me
for eating chicken of the sea?

Beer Bong

if I want some beer
I dont want to hear
about how I missed the show
because I drink to slow
so pass me the beer bong
it wont take very long
for me to put down
this torpedo to the ground
because drinking beer is to slow
beer bong is the way to go
to go to go
dont drink to slow!

Piece

you fight for peace, but wheres the war
what the fuck are doing this for
you say disarment thats the key
well thats not they way it looks to me

you wear your leather jacket
but you won't eat meat

piece punk, get drunk, sake your hair
go out, hang out, do you really care?

there's no easy answers, complaining wont do shit
if you want some changes, dont be a hypocrite

fuck the system, thats what they say
but they live by it everyday
food stamps and welfare checks
would you rather starve to death

you wear a leather jacket
but you wont eat meat
piece punk, get drunk, sake your hair
go out, hang out, do you really care

dont you feel ridiculous now!
half your wardrobe comes from a cow
do you believe in anarchy?
who are you really trying to be?

I Live in a Cake

I live in a cake
the one that I make
dont wanna hear
about my mistakes
this is the chance I take
I live in a cake
the one that I make
try not to worry
about whats at stake
Im on the take

No Problems

sitting by yourself again
no friends are near
you got a needle in one hand
and in the other one a beer
you cant cope with life
you can even get up
who's gonna help you?
you've got to pick yourself up.

but Ive got no problems
Ive got no problems....

your minds so fuckin clouded
you cant see through the hayes

On the Rag

its that time of the month
again, your bitching
stop yelling at me

I know youve got to plug
yourself up
but why take it out on me

just leave me alone
stop yelling at me
leave me alone
when its your time to bleed

Truck Stop Blues

a truck stop in kansas
with nowhere to
to many days without any shows
5 cups of coffee
as I just sit and mold
its 4 a.m. as I sip from my cup
Its 5 a.m. the suns coming up
my body has shifted to the touring mode
trying to sleep
in the van on the road
I gotta find a place to call home
Ive got the truck stop blues
taking care of myself paying my dues
living life day by day
Ive got the truck stop blues
dont think I'd have it any other way