The P.M.R.C. can suck on this CD cover


DUELING RETARDS
ON THE RAG
A 200
SHUT UP ALREADY
THE PUNK SONG
JOHNNY B. GOODE





DUELING RETARDS


ON THE RAG

It's that time of the month
again, you're bitchy
stop yelling at me!
I know you've got to
plug yourself up, but
why take it out on me?
just leave me alone
stop yelling at me
leave me alone when
it's your time to bleed.



A 200

Why do i keep scratching
scratching my balls
i don't like this feeling
i don't like it at all
cause i got crabs
i got those little fuckers
biting and sucking my blood
there's crab eggs in my bed
and in the carpet too
i'll go to the store
buy a A200 shampoo
i got rid of them
i got all of them
they won't be back
wait a second what is
this itching in my crack.



SHUT UP ALREADY

affection not dissection
meat is murder
animals are petting
oh suht up already!
i'm tired of ou whining
about porr little animals dying
and the food they are supplying
cause if a big animal had
the chance it wouldn't take
another glance, it would
eat you up
i don't wanna listen and
i'm tired of you bitchen
about what's in my kitchen
cause if a big animal had
the chancd it wouldn't
take another glance it will eat you up!



THE PUNK SONG

Am i supposed to do things right?
NO
I don't have the time
this is how i live my life
i haven't got much pride
and it's ok if i live like
a slob cause this is my
life, and i will wast it if
i want, "a wasted life
ain't no crime".



JOHNNY B. GOODE