If you think you can, well come on man

I was a Green Beret in Viet Nam

No more of your fairy stories

‘Cause I got my other worries.

53rd and 3rd

Standing on the street

53rd and 3rd

I’m tryin’ to turn a trick

53rd and 3rd

You’re the one they never pick

53rd and 3rd

Don’t make you feel sick ?

Then I took out my razor blade

Then I did what God forbade

Now the cops are after me

But I proved that I’m no sissy

Pleasant Dreams

I met her at the 7-11

Now I’m in 7th heaven

Tell me, tell me

Can this be true

I never thought I’d ever

Meet a girl like you

She was standing by the Space Invaders

So I said can I see you later

Yeah we went for a little spin

Down to the Holiday Inn

(Refrain)

We was young and in love

We was young and in love

And you’re the only girl

I’m ever thinking of

We went down to the record swap

The kids were dancing

To the blitzkrieg bop

Bop- shoo- wop shoo- wop- shoo- wop

Bop- shoo- wop shoo- wop shoo- wop

What ever happened to the radio

And where did all the fun songs go

Summer fun , with the Beach Boys on

But we all know what went wrong

Oh- wo- wo

(Refrain)

And so we went down to the dance

Which turned into a whole romance

And after just one night

I never knew that things could be so right

Oh- no- no- no- no- no- no- no

I kissed and hugged her

And I said good-bye

Last thing I knew

She wouldn’t make it alive

Oncoming car went out of control

It crushed my baby

And it crushed my soul

Now all I’ve got is sorrow and pain

Standing out here in the rain

The crash, shattering glass

The sirens and pain

Is driving me insane oh- yeah

We was young and in love

We was young and in love

And you’re the only girl

I’m ever dreaming of

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Acid Eaters

When I was a boy I thought about the times I'd be a man

I'd sit inside a bottle and pretend that I was in a can

In my lonely room I'd sit my mind in an ice cream cone

You can throw me if you wanna 'cause I'm a bone and I go

Oop-ip-ip oop-ip-ip, yeah!

If I don't start cryin' it's because that I have got no eyes

My father's in the fireplace and my dog lies hypnotized

Through a crack of light I was unable to find my way

Trapped inside a night but I'm a day and I go

Oop-ip-ip oop-ip-ip, yeah!

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