Mondo Bizarro

Got into a cab, Broadway, 59

Took off like a blast

Almost lost my mind - oh, oh, oh

Cabbies on crack

It first felt like at thrill ride

Excited for a while

Got pretty scary swerving at 100 miles an hour - oh, oh, oh

Cabbies on crack

I want to get out, out of this yellow shell

I want to get out, crack cabbies straight from hell

And I don't wanna die before I live

Cabbies on Cabbies on crack

Cabbies on crack

Want my money back

Disco blasting out, Stomach in my mouth - oh, oh, oh

Cabbies on crack

Times Square was approaching

He braked for the light

At 90 miles an hour, flashed by,

I saw my life - oh, oh, oh

Cabbies on crack

I want to get out, out of this yellow shell

I want to get out, crack cabbies straight from hell

And I don't wanna die before I live

Cabbies on Cabbies on crack

And I don't wanna die before I live

Cabbies on Cabbies on crack

Cabbies on crack

Leave Home, It’s Alive, All The Stuff (And More) Vol. 1 (LIVE), Rock ‘N’ Roll High School - Soundtrack (LIVE)

Well I'm going out west

Where I belong

Where the days are short

And the nights are long

Where they walk

And I'll walk

They fish

And I'll fish

They sin

And I'll sin

They fly

And I'll fly

Where they're out there having fun

In that warm California Sun

Well, I'm going out west

Out on the coast

Where the California girls

Are really the most

Where they walk

And I'll walk

They fish

And I'll fish

They sin

And I'll sin

They fly

And I'll fly

Where they're out there having fun

In that warm California Sun

Well, the girls are frisky

In old 'Frisco

A pretty little chick

Wherever you go

Where they walk

And I'll walk

They fish

And I'll fish

They sin

And I'll sin

They fly

And I'll fly

Where they're out there having fun

In that warm California Sun

Brain Drain

I can't get you outta my mind, oh no no (x 2)

I can't get you outta my mind (x 2)

oh no no, oh no no no, oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

You said everything would be fine, oh no no

You said everything would be fine, oh no no no no

I can't get you outta my mind (x 2)

oh no no

Well I tried and I tried and I tried

I can't get you out oh, no no no

Well I tried and I tried and I tried

I can't get you out, outta my mind

Well I tried and I tried and I tried

I can't get you out, oh no no no no

Well I tried and I tried and I tried

Can't get you out, outta my mind

Outta my mind

You said everything would be fine, oh no no

You said everything would be fine, oh no no no no

I can't get you outta my mind (x 2)

oh no no

Oh no no, oh no no, oh yeah

Oh no no, oh no no

Oh no no, yeah

Oh no no, oh no no

Oh no no, yeah

Acid Eaters

I can't seem to make you mineI can't seem to make you mineYou fly around like a beeHurtin' everything you seeI try everything I knowTo make you wanna love me soThe only things you doIs try to put the hurt on meCan't you see what you're doin' to meYou fill my heart with miseryIn every breath and step I takeI'm more in love with you

Can't go on like thisA little bit of love and not one kissI've gotta have your love every dayLove that's real and will stay

I can't seem to make you mineI can't seem to make you mineI can't seem to make you mineI can't seem to make you mine

Can’t seem to make you mineCome back baby to meAnd my miseryI give you love night and dayNever ever go away

I can't seem to make you mineI can't seem to make you mineI can't seem to make you mine

Leave Home (Holland’s Press), Loco Live (Hidden Track on American Press)

Wondering what I'm doing tonight

I've been in the closet and feel all right

Ran out of Carbona

Mom threw out the glue

Ran out of paint and roach spray too.

It's TV's fault why I am this way

Mom and pop wanna put me away

From the early morning movie to the late show

After it's over nowhere to go.

And I'm not sorry for the things I do

My brain is stuck from shooting glue.

I'm not sorry for the things I do

Carbona not glue

Mondo Bizarro

Tipper, what’s that sticker sticking on my CD?

Is that some kind of warning to protect me?

Freedom of choice needs a stronger, stronger voice.

You can stamp out the source, but you can’t stop creative thoughts.

Ah, Tipper come on, ain’t you been getting it on?

Ask Ozzie, Zappa or Me.

We’ll show you what it’s like to be free.

Ah, Tipper come on, it’s just a smoke screen for the real problems:

S&L Deficit, the Homeless, the Environment.

Hey, hey all you, all you senators wives.

Better take a good look at your own lives

Before you go preaching to me

Your definition of obscenity.

Ah, Tipper come on, ain’t you been getting it on?

Ask Ozzie, Zappa or Me.

We’ll show you what it’s like to be free.

Ah, Tipper come on, it’s just a smoke screen for the real problems:

S&L Deficit, the Homeless, the Environment.

The irony it seems, it seems to me,

It’s an American policy.

Yeah, we’ve come so far but still only to find people like you with ignorant minds.

Ah, Tipper come on, ain’t you been getting it on?

Ask Ozzie, Zappa or Me.

We’ll show you what it’s like to be free.

Ah, Tipper come on, it’s just a smoke screen for the real problems:

S&L Deficit, the Homeless, the Environment.

Ramones, It’s Alive, All The Stuff (And More) Vol. 1

Oh, oh, oh

Sitting here with nothin’ to do

Sitting here thinkin’ only of you

But you’ll never get out of there

She’ll never get out of there

Texas chain saw massacre

They took my babe away from me

But she’ll never get out of there

She’ll never get out of there

I don’t care, wohoho

When I saw her on the corner

She told me told me told me told me

She wouldn’t go far

Ooh, now I know I’m so much in love

Cause she’s the only girl that I’m ever thinking of.

Too Tough To Die

Standing here in front of the mirror

It’s gonna be alright tonight

Feelin’ hot yeah I'm on fire

I’m never ever goin’ to tire

Tonight it’s gonna be alright

Chasing the night

It’s gonna be alright - chorus

Chasing the night

Chasing, chasing the night

It’s gonna be alright

Live my life as I choose

I paid the price, paid my dues

You know I need no alibi

Daytime troubles fading

Nights intoxicating

Gonna have it all tonight

That ain’t no lie

Chorus-tonight

Rock all night

Sleep all day

It don’t matter what they say

Ain’t never gonna change my ways

& I won’t be back till tonight

Feelin’ exasperating

Excitement generating

I’m never ever gonna tire

City is overloading

The circuits are exploding

Ain’t comin’ down, no; I'm too wired

Chorus- tonight

End Of The Century, Ramonesmania, Loco Live, We’re Outta Here!

Somebody calls me on the phone

Say hey-hey-hey is Arty home

You wanna take a walk

You wanna go cop

You wanna go get some Chinese rock

I’m livin’ on a Chinese rock

All my best things are in hock

I’m livin’ on a Chinese rock

Everything is in the pawn shop

The plaster fallin’ off the wall

My girlfriend cryin’ in the shower stall

It’s hot as a bitch

I should’ve been rich

But I’m just diggin’ a Chinese ditch

Brain Drain

Well life's a drag without you

I found out a little bit too late, oh yes I did now

I want you and all of your time

I found out a little bit too late, oh yes I did now

Come back baby, come back (x 3)

Come back into my arms

(x 2)

Well I want you in my arms

I found out a little bit too late, oh yes I did now

Yeah, I want you and all of your time

I found out a little bit too late, oh yes I did now

You gotta come back baby, come back (x 3)

Come back into my arms

(x 2)

Yeah!

I want you to kiss goodnight (you gotta come back)

I want you to hold (big time) (come back, yeah)

You gotta come back

You gotta come back baby, come back (x 3)

Come back into my arms

Come back baby, come back (x 3)

Come back into my arms

Come back, baby, come back.....

Rock ‘N’ Roll High School - Soundtrack

Well, come on let's go, let's go, little darlin'

Tell me that you'll never leave me

Come on, come on, let's go again and again and again and again

Well, now swing me, swing me all the way darling

Come on, let's go little darling

Lets go, let's go again once more

Well, I love you so yeah and I'll never let you go

Come on baby soon

Oh pretty baby I love you so

Well, let's go, let's go, let's go little sweetheart

And then we can always be together

Come on, come on let's go again

Well, let's go, let's go, let's go little darling

Wherever we'll be alone yeah

Come on, come on let's go and again and again and again and again

Well, come on, come on, come on little darling

Come on we'll always be together

Come on, come on little darling

And again and again and again

Come on, come on little darling

Come on, come on little darling

Come on, come on little darling

And again and again and again

Pleasant Dreams

Come on now

Come on now

We got no wheels to race

Come on now

Come on now

Police are every place

Come on now

Come on now

We got no skirts to chase

I’m just a junk food guy

Now I am telling you why

I am living at the matinee, yeah

I just want to sleep and play

Come on now

Come on now

When the folks are not around

Come on now

Come on now

Nagging ‘bout the sound

Come on now

Come on now

To turn that racket down

I’m just a comic book boy

There’s nothing scary to enjoy

Freak admission stroll inside

I was born on a roller coaster ride

Come on now

Come on now

We got no wheels to race

Come on now

Come on now

Police are every place

Come on now

Come on now

We got no skirts to chase

I’m just a comic book boy

There’s nothing scary to enjoy

Freak admission stroll inside

I was born on a roller coaster ride

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah come on now (4x)

Leave Home, It’s Alive, All The Stuff (And More) Vol. 1, Ramonesmania, We’re Outta Here!

They do their best, they do what they can

They can get ready for Viet Nam

From old Hanoi to East Berlin

Commando^_ involved again.

First rule is: The laws of Germany

Second rule is: Be nice to mommy

Third rule is: Don't talk to commies

Fourth rule is: Eat kosher salamis

ˇAdios Amigos!, Greatest Hits Live

I am not so upset about my horrible self

But why don’t you go upset yourself

Hey here’s the mirror see your stupid face

What a disgrace man and you know it’s true

Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family

Everyone’s against me

Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family

Oi- oi- oi- oi

Don’t stare at me it’s freakin’ me out

Look what’s happening now it’s all your fault

You can’t do nothin’ absolutely nothin’ O.K.

Why don’t you get a hoola hop

And do the cretin hop and

Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family

Everyone’s against me

Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family

Oi- oi- oi- oi

I am never wrong don’t tell me what to do

Here’s a little curse it’s from me to you

It’s nothin’ gonna happen nothin’ ever will

You’ll be miserable every day your luck will

Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family

Everyone’s against me

Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family

Oi- oi- oi- oi

Cretin family everyone’s against me

Cretin family oi- oi- oi- oi

Cretin family everyone’s against me

Cretin family oi- oi- oi- oi

Rocket To Russia, It’s Alive, Ramonesmania, All The Stuff (And More) Vol. 2, Loco Live, We’re Outta Here!

There’s no stoppin’ the cretins from hoppin’

You gotta keep it beatin’

For all the hoppin’ cretins

Cretin! cretin!

I’m gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl

My feet won’t stop

Doin’ the cretin hop

Cretin! cretin!

1-2-3-4

Cretins wanna hop some more

4-5-6-7

All good cretins go to heaven

Animal Boy

I had enough, I had it tough

I had enough of that crummy stuff

I had enough of that crummy stuff

Crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy

Crummy crummy crummy Crummy Stuff

Crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy

Crummy crummy crummy Crummy Stuff

I had enough, I had it rough

I had enough of that crummy stuff

I had enough of that crummy stuff

Crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy

Crummy crummy crummy Crummy Stuff

Crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy

Crummy crummy crummy Crummy Stuff

Crummy music, crummy TV

Crummy people, crummy movies

Like a cat caught up a tree

This could only happen to me

I had enough, I had it rough I had enough of that crummy stuff

I had enough of that crummy stuff

Crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy

Crummy crummy crummy Crummy Stuff

Crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy

Crummy crummy crummy Crummy Stuff

I had enough, I had it rough

I had enough of that crummy stuff

I had enough of that crummy stuff

Crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy

Crummy crummy crummy Crummy Stuff

Crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy

Crummy crummy crummy Crummy Stuff

ˇAdios Amigos!, Greatest Hits Live, We’re Outta Here!

Now I wanna wrestle in the garden

I’m on my way to stardom

I know I'm ready I know I'm great

But first I've got to get in shape

Cause I got my eye on the Russian Bear

Gonna tear him up I swear

This guy thinks he’s the champion

Gonna take his belt and beat him!

I’m the crusher king of the ring

I’m the crusher king of the ring

I’m the crusher king of the ring

I’m the crusher king of the ring

I’m ready for a match with the Russian Bear

Gonna pile drive him pull his hair

I might have a foreign object in my trunks

I might have to use on that punk

Got the hardest hold you can put on anyone

If you’re my victim you’re beaten

I’m a lean mean fighting machine

Powerful and strong like King Kong

I’m the crusher king of the ring

I’m the crusher king of the ring

I’m the crusher king of the ring

I’m the crusher king of the ring

Started having seconds thoughts I was scared as hell

The last thing I wanted was to hear them ring the bell

I mean the Russian Bear could probably

Tear me limb from limb

He’d probably grin be real happy with himself

This is not good for my healthy

I’m not coming out of the dressing room

And get beaten up by that goon

Go back to Russia go back home!

Don’t wanna get a broken bone

Or a lump on my head

Ain’t gonna hide under the bed

I’m the crusher king of the ring (4x)

I’m the crusher

Too Tough To Die

New York City is a real cool town

Society really brings me down

Our playground is a pharmacy

Kids find trouble so easily

Other countries are just as bad

The Soviets really make me mad

On the boulevard where police hide

Let’s steal a car for a joyride

They say you’re just an awkward kid

You flipped your lid you flipped your lid

You love wine like they love cash

Feel your rage spread like a rash

You flipped your lid you flipped your lid

You flipped your lid you flipped your lid

They say you’re just an awkward kid

You flipped your lid you flipped your lid

All alone in the danger zone

Danger zone danger zone

All alone in the danger zone

Danger zone danger zone

End Of The Century

Danny says we gotta go

Gotta go to Idaho

But we can’t go surfin’

‘Cause it’s 20 below

Sound check’s at 5:02

Records stores and interviews

Oh, but I can’t wait

To be with you tomorrow

Baby

Oho-ho-ho, we got nowhere to go

And it may sound funny, but it’s true

Hangin’ out in 100 B

Watching Get Smart on TV

Thinkin’ about

You and me and you and me

Hangin’ out in LA

And there’s nowhere to go

It ain’t Christmas if there ain’t no snow

Listening to Sheena on the radio

Oh-ho oh-ho

Too Tough To Die

She came from a happy home

A very happy home

A very happy home

Miss personality, a grade ‘a’ student naturally

She had it all worked out

But things aren’t what they seem

Is this real or just a dream ?

And things will never ever been the same again

The dangers, it’s the dangers of love

The dangers, it’s the dangers

She came from a happy home

A very happy home

A very happy scene

She caught him with another

It turns out it was her mother

What a tragedy

Can things be what they seem

Is this just some crazy dream?

Things may never ever be the same again

The dangers, it’s the dangers of love

The dangers, it’s the dangers

Keep telling li- ie- ies, but you did

You know you did

It’s coming.. it’s coming.. it’s coming

The dangers, it’s the dangers of love

The dangers, it’s the dangers

What went wrong she couldn’t tell

But we know it all too well

The dangers, it’s the dangers of love

The dangers, it’s the dangers

Halfway To Sanity

We’ve got to stop this crazy carrying on

It’s gonna be the death of you

Stop this crazy carrying on

It’s gonna be the death of me

It’s gonna be the end you see

It’s gonna be the death of we

If we don’t stop this crazy carrying on

It’s gonna be the death of you

Stop this crazy carrying on

It’s gonna be the death of me

It’s gonna be the end you see

It’s gonna be the death of me

And I feel like I'm gonna die

I don’t feel so good inside

Why baby- why, why, why ?

But I had a good time

You know I had a good night

We got to stop this crazy carrying on

It’s gonna be the death of you

Stop this crazy carrying on

It’s gonna be the death of me

It’s gonna be the end you see

It’s gonna be the death of me

Brain Drain and Loco Live (European Version)

I'm sick and tired of you calling me names

I'm sick and tired of your childish games

I'm sick and tired of your bullshit brats

Cocaine stupor and anxiety attacks

Picked up the magazine, I see your face

You're nothin' boy, a goddamn waste

With the lamest fashions on your back

You're never happy, a hypochondriac

Don't bust my chops, baby, don't bust my chops

Don't bust my chops, baby, don't bust my chops Yeah

You're a styling queen and an alley cat

Too many chocolates keep a fat man fat

You're a pain in the ass, and your on the loose

All I get from you is your bad attitude

Dirty mouth, it's all I can bear

Get outta here bitch, 'cause you're nowhere

Always wearin' that cheap perfume

Can always tell when you're in the room

Don't bust my chops, baby, don't bust my chops

Don't bust my chops, baby, don't bust my chops Ah

Don't bust my chops, baby, don't bust my chops

Don't bust my chops, baby, don't bust my chops

Don't bust my chops, baby, don't bust my chops

Don't bust my chops, baby, don't bust my chops Alright

Road To Ruin, All The Stuff (And More) Vol. 2

You know it’s generally know

You got everything at home

Kisses out of desperation

Bring you more aggravation

And you don’t come close

You don’t come close

You don’t come close

You bring out your souvenirs

Soak them wet with your tears

You lose your imagination

Out of more aggravation

And you don’t come close

You don’t come close

You don’t come close

You turn red with rage

But act your age

Only thing that you regret

You need more time to forget

And you don’t come close

You don’t come close

You don’t come close.

Pleasant Dreams

She was everything to me oh yeah

She was everything to me

But how I ever let her go

I’ll never know

She was everything to me-oh yeah

She was everything to me

Still how I ever let her go

I’ll never know

Don’t go. don’t go baby don’t go

Don’t go, don’t go baby don’t go

Don’t go, don’t go

Don’t leave me this way

Hey, hey, hey baby

Don’t go, don’t go baby don’t go

Don’t go, don’t go baby don’t go

Don’t go, don’t go

Don’t leave me this way

Hey, hey, hey

She was everything to me, oh yeah

She was everything to me

But how I ever ever let her go

I’ll never know

She was everything to me

The sun, the earth the moon my baby

Still how ever ever let her go

I’ll never know

But she wouldn’t do what I wanted her

She wouldn’t do it for me

A-no-no

Don’t go don’t go baby don’t go

Don’t go don’t go baby don’t go

Don’t go don’t go

Don’t leave me this way

Hey hey hey o-no-no

Don’t go don’t go baby don’t go

Don’t go don’t go baby don’t go

Don’t go don’t go

Don’t leave me this way

Hey, hey hey- don’t go o-o-o-o-o

End Of The Century, Ramonesmania, Loco Live, Greatest Hits Live, We’re Outta Here!

Do you remember Hullabaloo,

Upbeat, Shindig and Ed Sullivan too?

Do you remember rock ‘n’ roll radio?

Do you remember rock ‘n’ roll radio?

Do you remember Murray the K,

Alan Freed, and high energy?

It’s the end of the 70’s

It’s the end of the century

Do you remember lying in bed

With your covers pulled up over your head?

Radio playin’ so no one can see

We need change, we need it fast

Before rock’s just part of the past

‘Cause lately it all sounds the same to me

Oh, oh

Will you remember Jerry Lee, John Lennon, T. Rex and Ol’ Moulty?

It’s the end of the 70’s

It’s the end of the century.

Rocket To Russia, All The Stuff (And More) Vol. 2, It’s Alive, Greatest Hits Live, We’re Outta Here!

Do you wanna dance and hold my hand?

Tell me baby I’m your lover man

Oh, baby, do you wanna dance?

Do you, do you do you do you wanna dance?

Do you do you do you do you wanna dance?

Do you do you do you do you wanna dance?

Well do you wanna dance under the moonlight?

Squeeze me baby all through the night