VOOT Jokes

Welcome to a new section of fun and jokes ! Come on and enjoy these VO weird events and contribute your own !

Cybertrooper Craper
© Fei Yen KN (noin@pacific.net.sg) and RanmaFan (ranmafan@hotmail.com)

Grys Vok: *launches a huge ICMB at Apharmd B*
Apharmd B: *locks on to Grys vok and runs forward to tongfer*
Grys Vok: *looks up*
Apharmd B: mwahah! I got u! >D *tongfer blazing*
Grys Vok: I think U better look up now.....
Apharmd B: *shakes a tongfer at Grys* No no, I will not fall for that
Grys Vok: *takes a tiny step away* I think u REALLY should look up now
Apharmd B: no no, I WILL NOT fall for that
Grys Vok: *turns tails and runs away* OK! But I think u should still look up all the same!!
Apharmd B: ?? Oh.... ok ok *looks up reluctantly*
Apharmd B: O_o !!!!! Argh.....!!!!!!!! *bzzzzzt*
Apharmd B: *static*


Once upon a time when Temjin had a major upgrade....
Temjin: *looks at twin boosters behind back* Hmm.....what does this do? *decides to test out*
Temjin: *gets into position* *turns boosters on*
Temjin: O_o !!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH...!!!!!! *shoots ahead*
Fei Yen KN: *Watches something blue and white zip past* wat was that??
Temjin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Raiden: I got you! I got you!!! *stretches out hands and catches hold of zippin-past temjin's
legs*
Raiden: O_o !!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Raiden: *goes land skiing* AUGH!!!!!! STOP THIS THING TEM!!!!!
Temjin: I DUNNO HOW!!!!!! O_o !!
Raiden: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*After zipping around for a while and screamin at one another...*
Raiden: THIS IS THE FINAL RESORT!!!! LASER!!!
Temjin: NOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!
Raiden: *Standin / skiing lasers*
Temjin: AAAAAAAUUUUUGH!!!!!!! *blasted 20 feet into the ground*
*smoking crater with Temjin at bottom*
Raiden: *peers into crater* U ok Temster??
Temjin: *in a state of dizziness* ooooo...yea.. I'm fine..thanks..*spins around and grabs rail gun* a LOT!!!
*turbo laser*
Raiden: !!!!!!!!!!!!!! *gets huge turbo blast in face*
Raiden: ..... U wanna play???? I'll play with u!!!!
Raiden: *bazooka* *standing lasers into hole* *throws bombs into hole*
Temjin: auck!!!!! *runs around madly avoiding em*
Raiden: Mwahahahahaa!!!!!!! *mad Raiden laugh* *continues bombing hole*
*Blasts Temjin to other side of earth*
Ppl on other side: *sees a huge hole blasted out* *sees huge de-armoured Temjin fall out and
crawl for safety*


Cypher and Temjin had their re-match again....
Cypher: *in jet mode* *flies around Temjin*
Cypher: WATCH MY SLC!!!!! *transforms to SLC mode* *comes straight at temjin*
Temjin: ..... *looks up* *takes three big steps behind*
Cypher: AAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *SLCs straight into the ground*
Cypher: *100 feet underground* @_@
Temjin: *peers into hole*
Temjin: .........
Temjin: *turns around and walks away*
Cypher: I..I'll..ge..t...u..f..or..this.... *bzzzzzzt*
Cypher: *Static*


Once upon a time, when Temjin decided when he wanted Raiden's lasers....
Temjin: *in a bout with Bal Bados* Mwahaha! Ur dead!! *opens shoulder batteries*
Bal Bados: eh???? O_o ??
Temjin: *blasts lasers* EEEEEEEYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! *projected into the sky*
(After a LONG time.....)
Raiden: lalala.....*Strolls along* oh hi Bal ! Whatcha lookin at? *looks at sky*
Bal Bados: U know.... u really shouldn't give Tem those lasers of yours....
Raiden: er?
All: *hear a faint 'ahhh'*
All: *look up*
Temjin: aaaaaaaAAAAAAHHHHH !!!!!!!!!! *CRASH!!!!!!!!!!* *lands in front of Bal and Raiden*
Bal: *looks at raiden* Does this answer your question? ^_^U
Temjin: x_x


Long upon a time when Temjin had his lasers fresh from Raiden and wanted to test em out with Raiden.....
(Temjin and Raiden in combat on the aircraft carrier. Temjin is standing on the launch off
stripway side.....'not a very wise decision eh' )
Temjin: ha! Eat my lasers!!! *opens batteries* *fires*
Temjin: !!!!!!!!! aaaaaAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *projected out to nothing*
Temjin: *blink blink* *looks down* *Sees flat ground thousands of feet below him* O_o!!
Temjin: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! *falls down*
Cypher: *in jet mode* *flying around when temjin zips past him* Hey Tem! What's up? Tryin
to learn how to fly like me??
Temjin: FLY UR HEAD!!!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
Raiden: Temster?? U ok??
Raiden: *hears echo* u ok...ok...o..k....ok....
Raiden: hm..... *fires lasers, bazookas and all to test*
Cypher: Hears something weird* *looks up* AUGH!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! UR target is him
NOT me!!!!!!!!!! *bababoom* *zap*
Cypher: eeeeeEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!
(Meanwhile down below in the Ruins, home of the BBB/ Bal Bados aka the Household VR..)
Bal Bados: *strolling in his arena* lalalalala.....
ZOP!!!!! BANG!!!!!!! CRASH!!!!!!!!!
Bal Bados: *Stares at Temjin who landed on his left*
Temjin: @_@
Bal Bados:*looks up* Hmmm...raining *pops an arm bit out as umbrella* lalalalalalal.....
*continues strolling*
ZOP! BANG!!! CRASHHHHH!!!!!!!!! CLANK!!!!
Bal Bados: *looks at a smoking Cypher in front of him*
Cypher: x _ x
Bal Bados: *looks up again* Oooo heavy rain *pops another arm bit as umbrella*
*steps on Cypher*
Cypher: ooooff!!! Ow ow oooffff!!!!! X _ x
Bal Bados: lalalalala......
Cypher and Temjin: X _ X
(Night time...)
Raiden: *on aircraft carrier* *still sittin and waiting for Temjin to respond*


Once upon a time when Raiden decided Dordray was a big nice bully and decided to teach him a lesson......
Dordray: Ha! Eat my hammers for lunch!! *toss*
Raiden: Ha!!! U eat my lasers for lunch!!! *fires standing lasers at Dordray*
*Lasers hits hammer off and bounces off Dordray's armour*
Raiden: O_o !!!!?!?!?!
Raiden: *raises a hand* One minute pls......
Dordray: Uhhh......ok *waits*
Raiden: *opens batteries* *Check check*
Raiden: uhhh.....lasers check *KABOOM!!!!!!!*
Raiden: *suffers a huge laser in face*
Dordray: ?!?!?!?! *falls over laughing*
Raiden: *smoking face* d'uh.... working...... Hmm..... *runs up to dordray*
Raiden: Heya Dor! Lemme try something! ^.^
Raiden: *grabs dordray in a hug* *standing lasers*
Dordray: *fried*
Raiden: *looks at charred remains of dordray in hands*
Raiden: Hrm..... I must be too far away just now^_^u
Dordray: ooooo.... x_x


Once when Fei Yen, Temjin, Raiden, Angelan and Dordray got a wee bit hungry and went to a resturant to eat......
Waiter: I'm sorry sir , madams. We do not have any other tables avaliable already.
Angelan: waaa..? *whines*
Fei Yen: *pat pat little angelan*
Temjin: *shares an evil grin with Raiden* Do not fret ladies! We have the solution!
BAM BAM BAM!!! *knocks Dordray out*
Dordray: x_x
Temjin: Now then ladies, table is avaliable >D
Fei: Sugoi tem!!! *muackz*
Temjin: ^.^=
(Settles down for dinner)
Raiden: *feels Dor moving*
BAM!!!! *giant punch to dor's head*
Dordray: X_x
Raidem: ^_^
Waiter: *Stares quizzically at gang* *serves food*
(End of dinner)
Dordray: ooooooo....what happened?
Raiden: Ah well, u passed out from the shock that they had no tables
Dordray: argh...! So are we headin to another resturant??
Fei: Fei Fei not eating anymore! Fei Fei wanna go home !
Temjin: hai hai, Fei Fei wanna go home ^_^u
Fei: ^-^
Dordray: *grumbles a little* Dordray hungry.....

Stupid Moments
As a warning, please do not repeat these dumbass mistakes we made.
  1. Cypher SLC dives Dordray for the kill, only end up eating a flaming punch and found out that Dordray's flaming punch is invulerable. (the first time)
  2. Raiden fired a CW+RT laser to the right of Temjin, Temjin dashes to the left, then watari to the right and ate screwing lasers for lunch.
  3. Cypher fires beam cannon at Temjin which hits and Temjin falls. Temjin shakes hard and got up quickly but another beam cannon got him squarely. Then it happen again...
  4. Dordray activates his giant growth mode only to hit the corner of the stage and go back to normal.
  5. One Apharmd B miss a Tongfer because the other Apharmd B Q-step to avoid the CC attack. The Q-step went a full 360 and ended up in the original position. <bam bam> Tongfered.
Grys-vok ICBM

Once, Cypher was happily jumping over Grys-vok when am ICBM blew his wings off.......
Then, Grys-vok walk under Angelan's Shrine and fired an ICBM....BOOMMM....Grys-vok lays on the ground and saw stars. Well, the blast created on top of the shrine CAN deal damage to whoever is on top of the shrine as well.

Higher in the air

Sometimes, seemingly at random, If you land a dagger on the opponent, the opponent will lose control with the daggers emitting electric energy and the VR will gain height before smashing back to the ground. Very cool !

It works on Specineff RW+RT too, except much more frequently and goes higher. To date, Angelan goes the highest.

Gliding ram madness !

Once upon a time, Jia Khang (Cypher) VS Yu Neng (Temjin)......
Both players are left with little life left, and are desperate to kill off each other. Yuneng executed a gliding ram that missed Jia Khang's Cypher who was landing from a aerial double attack by a little bit and got stuck into an obstacle next to the Cypher. For the next 1 seconds, the Cypher laughed at the Temjin still in gliding ram position and prepared to punish him when Temjin falls back to the ground. When Temjin drops down with some gliding ram energy around him, Cypher was blown off his feet and took full gliding ram damage !

Doesn't these virtuaroids remind you of anything ?
Temjin - Gundam
Cypher - Macross
Fei-yen Kn - Sailormoon
The story of Cypher

Viper II was very vex when Temjin told him that he is like a "crow". Viper II demanded and explaination for the insult and Temjin said, "You got an bird head, a crow's dark feathers( Player 2's colour), bird's dropping (aerial 7-way missles), get squashed easily (lousy armor) and worst still, you can't even fly properly (SLC dive) !"

Determined to gain more regain his image, Viper II decided to go back to the VR factory and change his image. Now, he got his peacock head (higher class than chicken head right ?), daggers for sweet revenge and added more wings and better engines enough for him to turn into a plane. What's more, his renamed himself Cypher before people started calling him Viper III.

The showdown began the next day, Viper II started bouncing around faster than before and could hang long in the air, giving Temjin's legs a very hard time. Finally, he gave up and jump into the air and threw a bomb at Cypher. Undaunted, Cypher threw several daggers at Temjin which sent him higher and higher into the air with each painful hit before he comes trumbling down. Temjin got really mad with a dagger still in his butt and fired his beam rifle real fast. Meanwhile, Cypher turned into a plane and flew out of range as the landscape becomes molten with repeated rifles hits.

Suddenly, the beam rifle went up in smoke due to over heating. Cypher was laughing real hard now, teasing Temjin as he flew circles above him. Temjin walked off and told himself that he will trade in his beam rifle for something better to catch that bird.
Well, Cypher came crashing down in front of Temjin a few movements later. Raiden came running and quickly apologised to Cypher. "I was just testing out my new laser cannon ! You apparently got in the way !"

Fed up, he reminded himself to get himself a laser cannon too as he got carried away in Dorkas' arms while emitting smoke all the way back to the VR factory.......of coz, he also threw a couple of daggers into Raiden's butt...

And Viper II drops his SLC auto-tracking processor along with some wings as he disappear into the labs. Temjin picked it up and ....well...you know