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Sloprano what?
Radlib by: Q2
: (Steps inside a filled room as a huge comes flying into his face) HEY, PAL! WATCH WHERE YA GOIN'!
: Eh! Alright there. Take my advice and get outta here. There's summat really bad in there. You just don't wanna go in there.
: Calm down! Now just calm down and tell me what's the matter.
: Right, ok. It all started about two days ago.
(Flashback)
voice: It was just me and the lads. We were havin' a cuppa . And the next thing you know...
(A hand of pure reaches up, grabs , and pulls him away.)
voice: ...'s gone! We could... we couldn't find him! We thought, aah! Maybe he's gone off, you know like, do a bit a shoppin' or summat. He never came back! was next.
( walks along.)
voice: He was just ' along mindin' his own business. So I stood there and said...
in Flashback: , how ya doin' there, like, mate?
: (Waves over)
voice: And he waved over! And that was it!
(A hand of pure reaches up behind and waves.)
voice: This thing came outta the ! And I thought to meself, OH NO! OH! I'm gettin' outta heres!
(The hand of grabs and pulls him down.)
voice: So I 'ad to hide first.
(End Flashback)
: I came out 'cause I thought it was all clear. The lads had gone! The had nailed me in! I'm outta here. You can do what ya like. There's some money up there if you can be arsed to get it. Seeya's.
(The leaves and runs up to some...)
: !
( hop over to .)
: How ya doing, guys?
Hidden Voice: Bring me some !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
: O_o; Who's that? Can't see anyone. Mmm... ok! If that's what it wants.
( takes some and throws 'em into the pond.)
(The floats for a while, but is then pulled under. The pops back out and swims around frantically until being pulled back down again.)
(After all have been thrown in, peeks over the side to hear sounds.)
: O_o; Uh-oh.
(Opera/Symphony music plays as a huge living pile of emerges from the pond with some in its .)
: OH! O_O;;;;;;;;; OH!!!! O_O;;;;;;;;;; PUT ME DOWN! O_O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ooh! (Cries) ;_; OH! ......... ooh! OH NO!!!! O_O;;;;;;;;;;;; ooh! NO.. hohohohohohohohohoho... ;_;
(The pile of sticks the in its gums as its upper most right hand tooth.)
The Living Pile: (Sways with the music) Ahem! (Checks its voice) Mi mi mi mi miiiiiii!
(And sings)
I am the Great !
And I'm going to throw my at YOU! (Points to )
A huge supply of tish come from my starfish! (Points to its butt)
How about some scat you little twat?!
(The Great begins throwing at . After several maneuvers, dodges the and stands ready to attack at a local button pad. The begins to sing some more, and throws into its mouth. The Great chokes off the and goes into the center of the room.)
The Great : (Sings more lyrics)
Do you really think you'll in here?!
You don't seem to know which you're in!
is the only thing that makes it through my !
How do you think I keep this lovely grin?!
(Smiles and its teeth sparkles.)
(Throws more at .)
( barely dodges the and the moves to the back of the room.)
The Great : Hee hee hee hee!
(After two more attacks to 's mouth, the Great returns to the center again with more lyrics to recite.)
The Great : (Faster music)
Now I'm really getting rather mad!
You're like a little tag nut!
When I've knocked you out with all my bab...
I'm gonna take your and ram it up my butt!
: Your butt?
The Great : My butt!
: Your BUTT?
The Great : That's right! My butt!
: Ew.
The Great : My butt!
: EW!!!
The Great : My BUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The glass in the background cracks.)
(The Great attacks and sings faster as tries to dodge and throw more in its mouth. After done successfully, the Great goes back to the center and has just about all it can stand.)
The Great : aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The glass in the background shatters completely.)
( runs over to the shattered glass to pick up the money.)
: O_O... $_$
Money: Here I am you !
: (Picks up the money and puts it in his pocket) Yeah, more sponduli!
( jumps up and pulls down a large handle.)
The Great : AH! You cursed ! Look what you've done. I'm ! I'm ! Oh, what a world. What a world. Who'd have thought a good little like you could have destroyed my beautilful .
: o_o
The Great : Oh, I'm going! Aahh... NO! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh................ ( away until completely gone.)
: Haha! Now that's what I call a .
(!)
(Music finishes with an end.)
