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<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0><tr> <td valign="top" colspan=2 height=110 BGCOLOR="#999933" TEXT="#080000" bgproperties="fixed" background="040006e0ddwnfv.gif"> <div> <FONT SIZE="5" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Arial" ><B>Phoenix Den</B></FONT><B>     |     </B><A HREF="index.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Phoenix Den"><U><B>home</B></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id21.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Free Money!!"><U>Free Money!!</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id17.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Movies"><U>Movies</U></A>   |   <B>Humor Forum</B>   |   <A HREF="id18.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Guitar Station"><U>Guitar Station</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id20.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Riddles"><U>Riddles</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id19.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE=" Gamers Corner"><U> Gamer's Corner</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id78.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Paranormal Research"><U>Paranormal Research</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id22.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Whats Happening"><U>What's Happening</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id79.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Guest book"><U>Guest book</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id24.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Contact Me"><U>Contact Me</U></A></div> </td> </tr><tr> <td valign="top" width=190 BGCOLOR="#CCCC99" TEXT="#080000" background="041bec00esnpes.gif"> <bR> <div> <B>Make some cash Check out the </B><A HREF="id21.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Free Money!!"><U><B>Free Money</B></U></A><B> page to find out how</B></div> </td> <td valign="top" height=370 BGCOLOR="#003333" TEXT="#F7F7FF"> <div> <B>Humor Forum</B><B>  </B><B><IMG SRC="0e6442a0.gif" border=0 width="68" height="42" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <div> Need a laugh? You came to the right place.  As often as I can, I'm gonna put up a new joke.  <A HREF="mailto:GMFPhoenix@aol.com" TARGET="_top" TITLE="mailto:GMFPhoenix@aol.com"><U>Email me</U></A> all the ones you know.  The person with the funniest joke gets......... recognition on this site!!!!!  Okay, it isn't much, but it's what I got.  So keep sending them!!!</div> <bR> <div> A woman is travelling in Spain and hails a cab.  As she leans forward to ask the driver about the country, she notices he isn't driving with any hands!  </div> <div> Screaming at the driver, he just laughs and says in broken english "Do not worry, senora, I real man.  Only real men drive with no hands."</div> <div> Angry at his sexist remark, she asks why he cant use his hands.  He tells her "My left does the shifting, and my right waves at the pretty ladies."</div> <div> She can't help but ask, "Then how do you steer?!!"</div> <div> The driver replies "Only REAL men can drive with no hands."</div> <bR> <div> Did you like it?  Think you can do better? <A HREF="mailto:GMFPhoenix@aol.com" TARGET="_top" TITLE="mailto:GMFPhoenix@aol.com"><U>Send your jokes</U></A> to me.</div> </td> </tr></table></body>