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The Final Fantasy Mailing List Warehouse
Browsing the FFML section, you stumble upon an old, dusty webpage. Looking inside, you find many strange and unusual items, each with a label and description.
Picture drawn by Kaitlin Kubilius, the founder of the Dead Cat On A Stick
The first item you encounter is a large cat impaled on a stick. You draw back in fright and read the plaque.
Trademark weaopon of Druidess Kaitlin. Often used to beat screaming mimes, circus midgets, and anyone else ticking you off. The particualar DCOAS is made of fine walnut, hand-crafted to perfection. The cat is a perfectly-preserved tabby cat. This one also has eight linked materia slots.
Moogle Revolution Collectibles
You continue through the warehouse and come accross a line of items depicting some type of strange battle.
Cotton T-Shirt of a moogle valiantly fighting off a horde of monsters
Set of Warrior Moogle figurines
Authentic sword used in battle
Frozen head of a fallen warrior moogle in a jar
John Daley Statue
Next you come across a large, dusty statue of man with a disturbed expression on his face.
A 14" statue of the founder of the FFML, John Daley, standing valiantly upon a 15" high marble column at the bottom of which has a silver plate engraved with his name and the name of the twelve founding members.
John Daley's Head on a Stick
Next to the statue is another visage of the same man.
A wooden stick with the loveble, cotton stuffed head of John Daley atop it.
Sacred Goat
You turn the corner an jump back a few feet as you see a stuffed goat with a intense, frozen gaze.
This lovable plush doll of the almighty Sacred Goat is a testment to the Final Fantasy Mailing List's insanity.
Anti Spice-Girl/Hanson modified Rocket-Launcher/BMG/Swiss-Army-Lightsaber/Cuisenart
You come to the last item in the warehouse, a compact little item. After reading the plaque and glancing around, you quickly stuff it in your pockect and leave.
A useful item made by the now out-of-buisiness Paladin Enterprises, Inc.(All records of sales were lost, and this item is very hard to find) Great for camping trips and *certain* concerts.
That's all for now. I'll see if I can get my fellow FFMLers to help me think of more, that is if John doesn't put MY head on a stick. =)
