Orien
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My Tribute to Orks and Goblins
By Orien Caladai

NUKEM ALL!!!!
Ok.Ok.Ok. I know this is discriminating to all orcs and goblins out there and I'm sorry. Really I am. SORRY THEY WERE EVER CREATED. I mean come on these guys are so stupid they beat each other up just for fun!?! I don't know what the gods were thinking when they created these...things. They probably had left over body parts that were too screwed up for the other races to use. So they dumped them all into a huge cauldron took a couple of tubes of super glue dumped them into the cauldron. Got a really Big stick mixed it all up. Then got a wooden spoon went to the gene pool and took a big scoop...STRAIGHT FROM THE BOTTOM!! Dumped that in the cauldron, threw in a few brains equivalent to that of a dog. Gave them the ability to speak(somewhat). Mixed it all up and dumped it over the edge ontop of the old world(probably to the will of some deranged necromancer)to annoy us forever. Thus creating the race(if you could even call it that)of Orks and Goblins.



And Remember Whats the best way to beat an orc?
Answer = Rip out his nose ring and tell him to think really hard. He'll fall over dead from a heart attack!!!!!!!!
Or
Answer = Spray some really potent incense on him. He'll get so frustrated trying to get it off. He'll set himself on fire just to end his own agony!!!!!  
                                                                 heh heh heh