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"Interesting Observations"
sent to benning
by "sweetmarie"
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- Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the
cheese.
-For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small
stain.
-Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
- All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
-Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.
- I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol .
(Calvin & Hobbes is copyrighted by Berkely Breathed!)
- I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
- Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm .
-------(benning is not responsible for
the opinions of animators! Hee!)-------
-Drink 'til she's cute, but stop before the wedding
-Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet
engines
- Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!
-I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week
- I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we
met.
- I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
- I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy
- If you ain't makin' waves, you ain't kickin' hard enough!
- Mental backup in progress- Do Not Disturb!
-Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States.
- Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
- Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people
have
- The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
- When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong
lane.
- Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be
lazy.
- If I worked as much as others, I would do as little as
they.
- Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder ...
- 24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence?
- If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously
overlooked something.
- Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
- When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty
crowded.
- Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
- If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
- Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!
- Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
- Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
- I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
- I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
- Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
- How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
- Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
- Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
- OK, so what's the speed of dark?
- Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in
my nose.
{sweetmarie - Marie}
Thanks, Marie! : )
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